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2020-02-16 5:52:09 PM  
No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.
 
2020-02-16 5:54:46 PM  
Then I would image  that trump would be at the top of the list.
 
2020-02-16 6:27:31 PM  
I can't wait until American Idol transitions into The Running Man.
 
2020-02-16 6:41:05 PM  

NeoCortex42: I can't wait until American Idol transitions into The Running Man.


Something tells me it would be called 'The Running Dem'..
 
2020-02-16 7:04:45 PM  
Well, we know who the most popular target would be Trump, so have fun storming the castle.
 
2020-02-16 7:08:34 PM  
Trump thinks?
 
2020-02-16 8:08:18 PM  
It is a popularity contest, to the extent he thinks assassination of terrorists or other "bad guys" with name recognition will resonate with the public and help make him more popular.
 
2020-02-16 8:08:33 PM  
Worst. POTUS. Ever.

/dem triangulators: 'we should recruit sheldon adelson to run against him'
 
2020-02-16 8:08:36 PM  
"I don't see Hillary anywhere on this list!"
 
2020-02-16 8:09:29 PM  

fusillade762: "I don't see Hillary anywhere on this list!"


Or Pelosi.
 
2020-02-16 8:10:10 PM  
They killed bin Laden's son in 2018? ..... I haven't heard of this.

You'd think Trump would be gloating for weeks after teabagging that frag.
 
2020-02-16 8:10:20 PM  
Reason number 2,465 why Trump is the dumbist mother farker ever elected to the White House.
 
2020-02-16 8:11:12 PM  

blender61: Then I would image  that trump would be at the top of the list.


If Trump was assassinated it wouldn't solve any problems. He's just a slime mold that's creeped its way to visibility.The underlying rot is the problem.
 
2020-02-16 8:11:58 PM  
Says the man who purposely eats hamberders because he thinks the randomization of meat ordering at a McDonalds will save him from being assassinated.
 
2020-02-16 8:12:06 PM  

not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.


See this ⬆ ? This is "this"
 
2020-02-16 8:13:07 PM  
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2020-02-16 8:13:48 PM  

NeoCortex42: I can't wait until American Idol transitions into The Running Man.


Hunger Games.
 
2020-02-16 8:15:24 PM  
For the love of god CIA do not give this idiot lists, targets, choices or anything of that nature because you farking know he is going to do the stupidest thing possible. Confine this rube into a opaque cube.
 
2020-02-16 8:15:38 PM  
"The president's highest priority is keeping Americans safe,"

Which is why he is determined to gut things like medical care, workplace safety standards and environmental protections.
 
2020-02-16 8:17:27 PM  
Donnie wants photo-ops and headlines, he doesn't exactly care about actual American military policy, save that we don't shoot up Russian "mercs" and regulars while defending "allies" that someone ELSE made deals with. A comprehensive and long ranged plan is not really in his vocabulary. He's making it up as he goes along, and bullsh*tting the entire time. Donnie's 4-D chess is the same as Lost or Heroes retconning their entire plot on the basis of flouting a few fan theories posted on a message board.
 
2020-02-16 8:19:22 PM  
Didnt Bin Laden have 100 kids?
 
2020-02-16 8:19:31 PM  
Guy who hosted a reality TV show thinks everything is about ratings.
 
2020-02-16 8:20:39 PM  

Roastbeast Sammich: "The president's highest priority is keeping Americans safe,"

Which is why he is determined to gut things like medical care, workplace safety standards and environmental protections.


He has no higher priority than himself. The Presidency is nothing more to him than the ultimate reality TV gig, a way to make more money and enhance his brand.
 
2020-02-16 8:21:40 PM  
I know who I would vote to the top of that list, and #2 also.  #3 might be a tossup.
 
2020-02-16 8:22:05 PM  

not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.


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Babytown frolics..
 
2020-02-16 8:22:40 PM  

leeksfromchichis: blender61: Then I would image  that trump would be at the top of the list.

If Trump was assassinated it wouldn't solve any problems. He's just a slime mold that's creeped its way to visibility.The underlying rot is the problem.


Guess you don't understand the politics of vengeance.
 
2020-02-16 8:23:30 PM  

Jesterling: not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.

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Babytown frolics..


"Okay everyone, look intense!"
 
2020-02-16 8:24:12 PM  
I'm listening to A Very Stable Genius: Donald J. Trump's Testing of America
at the moment. Trump's a Farking Moron, just as we have all been saying.

He didn't like Sean Spicer. Get this, he didn't like him because he said Spicer can't talk in complete sentences and can hardly finish a sentence. He is the King. The King of Projection.

They had to paraphrase reports down to half a page. He couldn't read those. They had to make a few bullet points for him. He doesn't read those.

I have mentioned in the past that he puts us all in danger. There are some high level people saying the same thing, it turns out.

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2020-02-16 8:25:06 PM  
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And we know what's in his guts.
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2020-02-16 8:27:01 PM  
Man, y'all are going to be so upset in November when he gets re-elected.

I wonder if you'll blame centrists for not supporting Sanders, or liberals and/or African-Americans for not supporting Bloomberg. Won't really matter either way...
 
2020-02-16 8:27:42 PM  

theflatline: Didnt Bin Laden have 100 kids?


Twenty-five with five different wives.
 
2020-02-16 8:28:31 PM  
Well, I'm told he's pretty popular.
 
2020-02-16 8:30:23 PM  
When the CIA gave Trump a list of major terrorist leaders to kill, he said he'd never heard of them. Instead he focused on a target with a famous name.

The very, very large brain at it again.

/My cerebal edema make smart
 
2020-02-16 8:32:41 PM  

not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.


Done in one. Is anyone surprised that Donald "Gilt-Covered Shiat" Trump is more concerned about style than he is about substance?
 
2020-02-16 8:33:51 PM  
D2S: get this one
CIA:  it's written sharpie. And spelled wrong.
D2S: i saw it on The Simpsons. I get two freebies every term.
 
2020-02-16 8:36:21 PM  

not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.


And on some animal, instinctive level he knows his base will respond more to "Bin Laden son dead" than "random dude with an actual rap sheet."
 
2020-02-16 8:36:32 PM  
There is literally nothing they don't lie about or nothing they can't fark up


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2020-02-16 8:37:28 PM  

leeksfromchichis: blender61: Then I would image  that trump would be at the top of the list.

If Trump was assassinated it wouldn't solve any problems. He's just a slime mold that's creeped its way to visibility.The underlying rot is the problem.


Yeah and Hitler offing himself didnt solve anything... trump shouldnt be killed cause he would be a martyr... but the gop needs to be dealt with like the nazi party was post-ww2
 
2020-02-16 8:38:13 PM  
Of course he did.
 
2020-02-16 8:39:10 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x238]
And we know what's in his guts.
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" Yet Trump - who doesn't read or digest detailed intelligence assessments, according to current and former officials - says he operates on instinct. 'I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else's brain can ever tell me,' "

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2020-02-16 8:42:54 PM  

TheBigJerk: not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.

And on some animal, instinctive level he knows his base will respond more to "Bin Laden son dead" than "random dude with an actual rap sheet."


His supporters are averse to rap anyway.
 
2020-02-16 8:43:55 PM  

abhorrent1: There is literally nothing they don't lie about or nothing they can't fark up


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What?  They said he won and showed a pic of the W.

That's damn near honest by Trumpian standards.
 
2020-02-16 8:44:29 PM  
Trump thinks assassination targets should be everything is a popularity contest.
 
2020-02-16 8:46:39 PM  

Roastbeast Sammich: "The president's highest priority is keeping Americans safe,"

Which is why he is determined to gut things like medical care, workplace safety standards and environmental protections.


Duh.  If they're not safe from terrorists, they can't be gouged for their medical care after being injured on the job exploiting public lands for mineral or timber wealth.  How else you gonna make a profit?
 
2020-02-16 8:49:50 PM  
I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm no longer on the fence about voting for Trump!
 
2020-02-16 8:50:00 PM  

not enough beer: No Trump just wants to say he killed a Bin Laden and he did it better then Obama.


That's a big family. Friends with the royals of Saudi Arabia.  He would be way too scared to start a fight with friends of the house of Saud.
 
2020-02-16 8:50:01 PM  
Killing people for ratings.
 
2020-02-16 8:50:50 PM  
This country elected a reality game show host, so I guess I'll let you decide how this will play.
 
2020-02-16 8:51:21 PM  

gar1013: Man, y'all are going to be so upset in November when he gets re-elected.

I wonder if you'll blame centrists for not supporting Sanders, or liberals and/or African-Americans for not supporting Bloomberg. Won't really matter either way...


Tnats gonna be fun. For everyone, even you.
 
2020-02-16 8:57:52 PM  

abhorrent1: There is literally nothing they don't lie about or nothing they can't fark up


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Anyone who watched the race would know it's BS because it's sunny in that photo. :P
 
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