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2020-02-14 8:51:30 AM  
The Best PeopleTM

Seriously, this isn't funny anymore.  Someone should check on him.
 
2020-02-14 9:19:46 AM  
Still promising his imaginary reports that never materialize I see.
 
2020-02-14 9:22:39 AM  
Pretty sure you have more to fear from Republicans, Trump and perhaps the Russians.

Hint the Democrats don't want you to be silent about how corrupt Trump Admin is.
 
2020-02-14 9:59:14 AM  
Giuliani's ten-minute appearance on Thursday evening jumped around from alleged plot to alleged plot, as he occasionally scrolled through his iPad to purportedly demonstrate that he had "reports" or "a letter" or "witnesses who were willing to testify" in support of his myriad corruption claims.

And Trump's posse, led by Joe Arpaio, are finalizing their daming investigation into Obama's real birth certificate.
 
2020-02-14 10:02:15 AM  

spongeboob: Pretty sure you have more to fear from Republicans, Trump and perhaps the Russians.

Hint the Democrats don't want you to be silent about how corrupt Trump Admin is.


What he said. Giuliani is the gift that keeps on giving for democrats (or anyone who hates Trump). Why would they want him dead? The GOP on the other hand....
 
2020-02-14 10:28:25 AM  
Hey Rudy, let's talk about you not upgrading the radio repeaters for first responders and emergency workers prior to 9/11 so many of them had a death sentence when they entered those buildings.
 
2020-02-14 10:33:52 AM  
He had meds...?
 
2020-02-14 10:34:20 AM  
What meds?
 
2020-02-14 10:36:17 AM  
This is the dream scenario of Republicans. An old guy who is clearly lying but just as clearly is incapable of forming coherent thoughts gets national attention and the support of a flock of supporters because he can't just be ignored.
 
2020-02-14 10:38:19 AM  

odinsposse: This is the dream scenario of Republicans. An old guy who is clearly lying but just as clearly is incapable of forming coherent thoughts gets national attention and the support of a flock of supporters because he can't just be ignored.


This scenario has been enacted by Trump for the past 3+ years.
 
2020-02-14 10:38:42 AM  
This is my dream retirement: senile, drunk, unglued, and on tv as much as I want to tell my truth.
 
2020-02-14 10:39:12 AM  
he's a big fat old hysteric that will eventually just have a huge attack. Bye!
 
2020-02-14 10:39:21 AM  
FTFA:
"How do you think all those oligarchs become oligarchs? They take our foreign aid," he said, making surreal, chomping noises as he mimicked an eating motion with his hands.

"They're going to be very surprised when they see the report that I have," said Giuliani, without specifying who this nefarious "they" was. "We are going to reveal the whole thing, it's not just Biden, [it's] a bunch of Democrats."

Every accusation is a confession.

We know you GOP f*ckers want to be oligarchs. Fist your asshole, Rudy.
 
2020-02-14 10:40:51 AM  
I can just hear him now, ranting and spraying spittle in a five-foot radius.
 
2020-02-14 10:41:03 AM  
Any minute now, he'll shut down the dirty Democrats.
Holy crap, maybe he's Qanon?
 
2020-02-14 10:41:18 AM  
"They're going to be very surprised when they see the report that I have,"

Rudy, EVERYONE is going to be surprised if you manage to actually produce any kind of evidence, especially you...
 
2020-02-14 10:42:46 AM  
Rudy ins't on any meds, that's the problem.
 
2020-02-14 10:43:08 AM  
No, you have too much to tell us before you die.
 
2020-02-14 10:43:18 AM  
Why would anybody on the Democratic side of the ticket want to kill Rudy Giuliani? He is causing so much long-term damage to the GOP simply by speaking and breathing. That keeping him alive is more effective.
 
2020-02-14 10:43:19 AM  
This was the script all along.  The supposed Ukranian "investigation" was going to have "very troubling" findings which, of course, would never actually materialize.  All they want is to plant doubt until the election.  After trump gets his win in November, the investigation will never be mentioned again.

Hunter Biden should sue Rudy Colludy in Federal Court, demanding that he turn over all evidence to a judge in 48 hours or go on every network and make a public apology and explain the whole scam.
 
2020-02-14 10:44:04 AM  
Rudy should have his own 24 hour channel, just allow him to rant endlessly.

Then comb the footage for when he fouls up and accidentally tells the truth.
 
2020-02-14 10:45:00 AM  

edmo: Still promising his imaginary reports that never materialize I see.


He has told reporters that he has recordings that prove Biden's guilt, and when they press him on it he shows them clips from OANN of him taking a film crew to meet Shokin and Shokin telling him he wasn't corrupt, it's Biden that is corrupt. That's the best they have.
 
2020-02-14 10:45:32 AM  
Weird how Rudy has all this evidence and witnesses to testify lined up to exonerate Trump but the Republican Senators voted not to allow any more witnesses or evidence.
 
2020-02-14 10:45:45 AM  
Rudy! Rudy!  Rudy!
 
2020-02-14 10:46:20 AM  
Rudy wants to be AG so he's trying to scramble further up Trump's ass while Barr is getting squeezed
 
2020-02-14 10:47:18 AM  
Wait, am I reading that correctly? Rudy went on a softball interview on Fox News and was so absurd that by the end of the interview the Fox News "personality" demanded to see the evidence he claimed to have?
 
2020-02-14 10:47:41 AM  
That woman is cancer.
 
2020-02-14 10:48:43 AM  
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2020-02-14 10:48:58 AM  

rummonkey: Why would anybody on the Democratic side of the ticket want to kill Rudy Giuliani? He is causing so much long-term damage to the GOP simply by speaking drooling and breathing. That keeping him alive is more effective.

 
2020-02-14 10:53:09 AM  
"That's why they are so crazy on the subject of Ukraine, and why they want to literally kill me," Giuliani blurted out moments later.

That's an exaggeration, Rudy. I want you to have all the due process the Constitution provides in your treason trial first.
 
2020-02-14 10:54:18 AM  
In other words, his "report" will accuse lots of Democrats, and especially the eventual Democratic nominee, just as soon as Giuliani figures out who that will be.

As we saw with Burisma, it doesn't matter how false the allegation is, so long as it's repeated over and over and over.
 
2020-02-14 10:54:49 AM  
I swear I am going to make a parody cover of Ozzy's Mr. Crowley entitled Mr. Giuliani someday. It just fits so damn well.
OZZY OSBOURNE - "Mr. Crowley" 1981 (Live Video)
Youtube G3LvhdFEOqs
 
2020-02-14 10:54:58 AM  

Super Chronic: "That's why they are so crazy on the subject of Ukraine, and why they want to literally kill me," Giuliani blurted out moments later.

That's an exaggeration, Rudy. I want you to have all the due process the Constitution provides in your treason trial first.


I dunno.  Your plan sounds right, but holy water and a wooden stake through the heart is kind of compelling.
 
2020-02-14 10:55:22 AM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 850x419]


OMG ITS SO FLUFFY!
 
2020-02-14 10:56:51 AM  
they want to literally kill me," Giuliani blurted out moments later.

Certainly not true. Of course I want you dead. Not gonna do it personally.
 
2020-02-14 10:57:25 AM  

Mikey1969: "They're going to be very surprised when they see the report that I have,"

Rudy, EVERYONE is going to be surprised if you manage to actually produce any kind of evidence, especially you...


I'd be surprised if produced anything. Anything at all.
 
2020-02-14 10:58:50 AM  

Corn_Fed: In other words, his "report" will accuse lots of Democrats, and especially the eventual Democratic nominee, just as soon as Giuliani figures out who that will be.

As we saw with Burisma, it doesn't matter how false the allegation is, so long as it's repeated over and over and over.


Definitely.  He sees how it worked in 2016 and he wants to recreate that dark magic.
 
2020-02-14 10:59:34 AM  

busy chillin': Every accusation is a confession.


Every platitude is intellectually lazy.
 
2020-02-14 11:00:31 AM  

Catlenfell: Any minute now, he'll shut down the dirty Democrats.
Holy crap, maybe he's Qanon?


Roger Stone is Q.
 
2020-02-14 11:02:57 AM  

JinxofSpades: The Best PeopleTM

Seriously, this isn't funny anymore.  Someone should check on him.


I've been saying this for a few years now. He's out of his mind. Why do slip and falls only happen to nice old ladies?
 
2020-02-14 11:03:13 AM  
Hillary is the Ted Kennedy..She's going to be vilified and name dropped and have conspiracy theories over
for years after she's dead and gone..As George Orwell pointed out, there is always some
villain for the leader point too, someone to scapegoat all the disdain for their current situation..When
the real villains are the ones that are telling them their troubles are caused by the scapegoat..

Rudy is like some sort of senile Goebbles..Ranting and raving about all the bad things these other people
made them do...It's nuts..Rudy needs to be off the streets before he actually causes someone to get hurt.
He's ranting and raving is either senility, or mental illness or both.. And someone just as ill could end ip
taking in this rambling nonsense and go out and hurt people based on it..And that's no joke..We've already
seen it..And Rudy's TV rampages on right wing news are just stoking the madness..
 
2020-02-14 11:06:38 AM  

fernt: busy chillin': Every accusation is a confession.

Every platitude is intellectually lazy.


Every one of your posts is a waste of bits.
 
2020-02-14 11:08:40 AM  

fernt: busy chillin': Every accusation is a confession.

Every platitude is intellectually lazy.


Whatever floats your boat down denial river
 
2020-02-14 11:08:45 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Mikey1969: "They're going to be very surprised when they see the report that I have,"

Rudy, EVERYONE is going to be surprised if you manage to actually produce any kind of evidence, especially you...

I'd be surprised if produced anything. Anything at all.


Like I said, even Rudy will be surprised...
 
2020-02-14 11:11:26 AM  

fernt: busy chillin': Every accusation is a confession.

Every platitude is intellectually lazy.


Every alt is obvious.
 
2020-02-14 11:15:14 AM  

SirGunslinger: He had meds...?


All the best meds from the best really really a doctor. 

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2020-02-14 11:17:39 AM  
Kind of surprised he didn't do it in drag.
 
2020-02-14 11:18:40 AM  
White or red?
 
2020-02-14 11:20:18 AM  

Great_Milenko: This was the script all along.  The supposed Ukranian "investigation" was going to have "very troubling" findings which, of course, would never actually materialize.  All they want is to plant doubt until the election.  After trump gets his win in November, the investigation will never be mentioned again.

Hunter Biden should sue Rudy Colludy in Federal Court, demanding that he turn over all evidence to a judge in 48 hours or go on every network and make a public apology and explain the whole scam.


Barr will announce that a DOJ investigation has been opened regarding [insert dem nominee]'s possible dealings in Ukraine, with a report expected by the end of the month.  This announcement will be made in mid October.
 
2020-02-14 11:31:54 AM  
FTA: "...a "big Democrat scam" begun back in 2011 and was that party's true motivation behind President Donald Trump's impeachment eight years later."

I have yet to hear a coherent explanation for this theory that, instead of just taking the win in 2016, the Democrats colluded with the Ukrainians to throw the election to 45 just because they really really really wanted to impeach him.

Probably because it makes no f*cking sense whatsoever.
 
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