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(Daily Mail)   Ashley Judd turns the other cheek, promptly gets it botoxed   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-02-14 03:04:03 AM  
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2020-02-14 03:06:32 AM  
I wish people weren't such dicks
 
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2020-02-14 03:20:46 AM  
It's not unusual for a political endorsement to actually be all about yourself.  Well played, Ashley Judd.
 
2020-02-14 04:26:10 AM  
Her other cheek? You mean she got it bottoxed.

Hollywood people, leave it the fark alone. You look stupid.
 
2020-02-14 04:29:46 AM  
If she really is suffering from migraines, I feel for her.
But I believe it's vanity and trying to look young.
 
2020-02-14 05:45:06 AM  
Migraines aren't real.

I'm almost convinced of this.
 
2020-02-14 05:46:04 AM  
She mentioned steroid use previously.   People with little body fat do blow up using prednisone for medical issues unrelated to appearance.  If she was really big before, she was probably not taking pics of herself and doesn't realize that she's still large compared to the image most people remember.

When I have had to take steroids, my feet and ankles swell but I only realize it when I try to put on both socks and shoes, like in the winter.  My face does too, but I already have a freaking moon face, so it doesn't look difference to me.
 
2020-02-14 06:18:55 AM  
My wife gets botox treatment for migraines.The injections are given by her neuro doc.
 
2020-02-14 06:31:10 AM  
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2020-02-14 06:52:40 AM  

cherryl taggart: She mentioned steroid use previously.   People with little body fat do blow up using prednisone for medical issues unrelated to appearance.  If she was really big before, she was probably not taking pics of herself and doesn't realize that she's still large compared to the image most people remember.

When I have had to take steroids, my feet and ankles swell but I only realize it when I try to put on both socks and shoes, like in the winter.  My face does too, but I already have a freaking moon face, so it doesn't look difference to me.


M-O-O-N.  That spells side effects from hormonal treatment therapy.
 
2020-02-14 06:55:04 AM  

GardenWeasel: My wife gets botox treatment for migraines.The injections are given by her neuro doc.


I used to, but the damn copays got way too high.
 
2020-02-14 07:23:18 AM  
Don't care.  It's Ashley Judd.  I don't have migraines that bad, but I do understand her pain.
 
2020-02-14 07:43:54 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: GardenWeasel: My wife gets botox treatment for migraines.The injections are given by her neuro doc.

I used to, but the damn copays got way too high.


Yep. My wife's company went on an insurance merry go round for a few years and its was ridiculous how the cost would change from plan to plan.
 
2020-02-14 07:52:08 AM  

GardenWeasel: My wife gets botox treatment for migraines.The injections are given by her neuro doc.


My wife does too. They do not make wrinkles disappear or her face swell. They aren't that type of Botox injections.
 
2020-02-14 07:58:43 AM  
Botox was initially a treatment for migraines.  The fact that it paralyzes your face muscles was a side effect.  And Propecia was originally created to treat a swollen prostrate, and the growing hair was also just a side effect.  Pharmacy is neat like that.
 
2020-02-14 08:09:33 AM  
If you're going to inject botulism into your face to satisfy your vanity, derision from others is the appropriate reaction.
 
2020-02-14 08:12:30 AM  

Crewmannumber6: If you're going to inject botulism into your face to satisfy your vanity, derision from others is the appropriate reaction.


At least go with Anthrax so you can get Metal Face.
 
2020-02-14 08:14:11 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Botox was initially a treatment for migraines.  The fact that it paralyzes your face muscles was a side effect.  And Propecia was originally created to treat a swollen prostrate, and the growing hair was also just a side effect.  Pharmacy is neat like that.


The best example is Viagra, originally intended for high blood pressure and chest pain. The raging boner was an unintended side effect.
 
2020-02-14 08:20:16 AM  

Crewmannumber6: If you're going to inject botulism into your face to satisfy your vanity, derision from others is the appropriate reaction.


Says some rando on the internet.
 
2020-02-14 08:21:20 AM  
Onabotulinumtoxin sounds like the title of a prescription strength Friends episode where laugh-tracked hilarity ensues as Phoebe learns that the toxic warning symbol doesn't mean made by pirates.

hse.gov.uk
 
2020-02-14 08:22:49 AM  

funmonger: Crewmannumber6: If you're going to inject botulism into your face to satisfy your vanity, derision from others is the appropriate reaction.

Says some rando on the internet.


Your comment sounds like it's retaining a lot of water.
 
2020-02-14 08:25:33 AM  

Weird Hal: funmonger: Crewmannumber6: If you're going to inject botulism into your face to satisfy your vanity, derision from others is the appropriate reaction.

Says some rando on the internet.

Your comment sounds like it's retaining a lot of water.


Well at least I'm not crying.
 
2020-02-14 08:26:44 AM  
That's a prednisone puff combined with botox frozen face.
 
2020-02-14 08:27:05 AM  
We go through like 40 vials per month her for migraine treatment.

It's a thing.

Plus, it's Ashley Judd, she'll shoot you in the goddamn face. Don't taunt that one.
 
2020-02-14 08:28:54 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Botox was initially a treatment for migraines.


It was initially a poisonous infection.
 
2020-02-14 08:29:06 AM  

gar1013: At least go with Anthrax so you can get Metal Face.


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/fark your yankee blue jeans
 
2020-02-14 08:31:22 AM  

sithon: I wish people weren't such dicks


Don't worry! You've come to the right site to have your faith in humanity restored!
 
2020-02-14 08:34:00 AM  

sithon: I wish people weren't such dicks


Your misspelled Republicans.
 
2020-02-14 08:34:03 AM  

This text is now purple: Rapmaster2000: Botox was initially a treatment for migraines.

It was initially a poisonous infection.


Not exactly.  It was initially an innocent wide-eyed corn-fed Midwest gal in sun dress with a suitcase stuffed with hope who moved to Hollywood to pursue her dreams of silver screen stardom.  Things ... didn't work out.
 
2020-02-14 08:35:00 AM  
If it's used for medicinal purposes it's one thing but it never looks good. Ever.
 
2020-02-14 08:36:06 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Botox was initially a treatment for migraines.  The fact that it paralyzes your face muscles was a side effect.  And Propecia was originally created to treat a swollen prostrate, and the growing hair was also just a side effect.  Pharmacy is neat like that.


You mean a random throw of Thalidomide dice?
 
2020-02-14 08:37:17 AM  
...says she's put on weight because four-month migraines stop her exercising...

Hey Ashley, you know what migraines don't stop you from doing?

Eating less.
 
2020-02-14 08:38:16 AM  
As long as she agrees Duke sucks, it's okay.
 
2020-02-14 08:38:27 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: sithon: I wish people weren't such dicks

Your misspelled Republicans.


This is how the serial pivot man in the circle jerk clamors for relevancy.
 
2020-02-14 08:38:43 AM  

Brosephus: Don't care.  It's Ashley Judd.  I don't have migraines that bad, but I do understand her pain.


If her mien means more than her message, that's not on her.  It's us doing politics utterly wrong.

Thankfully I'm way too handsome to be superficial.
 
2020-02-14 08:43:04 AM  

TappingTheVein: raging boner


Gah, raging boners get all the attention.  There's needs to be more representation of the calming boner community.
 
2020-02-14 08:47:22 AM  

Mugato: If it's used for medicinal purposes it's one thing but it never looks good. Ever.


Botox treatment for migraines does not make your face swell.
 
2020-02-14 08:47:38 AM  

Weird Hal: This text is now purple: Rapmaster2000: Botox was initially a treatment for migraines.

It was initially a poisonous infection.

Not exactly.  It was initially an innocent wide-eyed corn-fed Midwest gal in sun dress with a suitcase stuffed with hope who moved to Hollywood to pursue her dreams of silver screen stardom.  Things ... didn't work out.


Ashley Judd was born in California.
 
2020-02-14 08:48:03 AM  

Weird Hal: There's needs to be more representation of the calming boner community.


I've seen that film.
 
2020-02-14 08:49:32 AM  

cherryl taggart: She mentioned steroid use previously.   People with little body fat do blow up using prednisone for medical issues unrelated to appearance.  If she was really big before, she was probably not taking pics of herself and doesn't realize that she's still large compared to the image most people remember.

When I have had to take steroids, my feet and ankles swell but I only realize it when I try to put on both socks and shoes, like in the winter.  My face does too, but I already have a freaking moon face, so it doesn't look difference to me.


Yeah... I was on high doses of prednisone for a couple of years (~40 mg a day), and I got these horrible micro-cramps all the time, gained a ton of weight, and had constant headaches. Not saying it is or isn't what she went through... All I can say is: Those side effects, balanced against dying, were a small price to pay.

Also... Botox is used for a ton of things. I have focal dystonia in my right foot, and the doc keeps wanting to botox it, so it stops shaking. Botox scares the crap out of me, so I have said no. Heck, one of the treatments for hemolytic anemia is a leukemia chemo medicine (I feel for anyone who had to take that for a second course. I was nauseated and exhausted for three months). Meds have a lot of uses.
 
2020-02-14 08:55:40 AM  
Huh? She looks like a normal Kentucky gal, I don't know what everyone's complaining about.
 
2020-02-14 09:01:59 AM  
 
2020-02-14 09:10:02 AM  
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There's still the holodeck to revisit the old Ashley
 
2020-02-14 09:10:38 AM  

Ecobuckeye: I don't know what everyone's complaining about.


I think the nature of linear time.

/the sorrows of a changing face
//are irrelevant
 
2020-02-14 09:16:23 AM  

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There's still the holodeck to revisit the old Ashley


Ah the good ole days.

She got hazard pay for this

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2020-02-14 09:21:59 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [i.pinimg.com image 527x550]

There's still the holodeck to revisit the old Ashley


I'd rather use it to visit this Ashley.

NSFW
 
2020-02-14 09:30:52 AM  

Rapmaster2000: And Propecia was originally created to treat a swollen prostrate, and the growing hair was also just a side effect.  Pharmacy is neat like that.


OTOH, if the drug didn't have that side effect, Trump would have been bald by 2016 and therefore wouldn't have won the Presidency.

Weird Hal: Brosephus: Don't care.  It's Ashley Judd.  I don't have migraines that bad, but I do understand her pain.

If her mien means more than her message, that's not on her.  It's us doing politics utterly wrong.


Her career and associated significance that allowed her endorsement to be relevant was based on her looks.  So her looks are relevant.

AquaTatanka: Migraines aren't real.

I'm almost convinced of this.


I can assure you they are.  I fortunately/unfortunately get the visual effects more than the headaches, but they are real.
 
2020-02-14 09:35:10 AM  

sithon: I wish people weren't such dicks


If people weren't such dicks, people like Judd wouldn't feel the need to get injected in the first place
 
2020-02-14 09:37:36 AM  

AquaTatanka: Migraines aren't real.

I'm almost convinced of this.


My several-times-a-year debilitating headaches say otherwise

When I can't even sit up in bed, or follow anything with my eyes because of the pain and nausea, I can very much guarantee you it's real
 
2020-02-14 10:24:06 AM  
Smooth as eggs, Ashley.  Smooth as eggs.

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