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(Talking Points Memo)   Here's Lindsey Graham telling CBS that Attorney General Barr has "created a process" where Rudy Giuliani can feed Biden dirt from Ukrainian sources directly to the DOJ, and the DOJ will then check it out   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Joe Biden, United States presidential election, 2008, Lindsey Graham, CBS' Margaret Brennan, Republican Party, Sunday morning, Vice President of the United States, Rudy Giuliani  
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2020-02-09 12:52:32 PM  
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2020-02-09 12:57:58 PM  
I'm not surprised.  Are you?
 
2020-02-09 1:02:29 PM  
"Biden Dirt" is the name of my Bruce Springsteen cover band.
 
2020-02-09 1:03:27 PM  
I wonder how the rank and file FBI/DoJ staff feel about being forced to investigate this BS instead of real crime.
 
2020-02-09 1:04:21 PM  
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2020-02-09 1:09:16 PM  
And no doubt he says it like it's perfectly okey.
 
2020-02-09 1:15:21 PM  
Shouldn't be an issue once Trump announces he's no longer enforcing the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.
 
2020-02-09 1:23:45 PM  

BizarreMan: I wonder how the rank and file FBI/DoJ staff feel about being forced to investigate this BS instead of real crime.


Ever since 9/11, the FBI has been creating criminal terrorist conspiracies to wrangle in low-IQ and/or mentally ill idiots so the FBI can claim it as stopping terrorism, even though the "terrorism" only exists because they started a fake cell.  The only thing that might bother the FBI is that this scheme might require them to do actual police work and get them all tuckered out after fifteen minutes.
 
2020-02-09 1:24:27 PM  

kevlar51: Shouldn't be an issue once Trump announces he's no longer enforcing the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.


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2020-02-09 1:24:28 PM  
Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.
 
2020-02-09 1:27:55 PM  
C'mon guys, I'm sure the GOP would have been fine with this if Loretta Lynch or Eric Holder had done it!
 
2020-02-09 1:29:23 PM  
It's official, the US of A is a banana republic. Democracy is dead.
 
2020-02-09 1:31:40 PM  

nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.


Could you pass me whatever you are smoking?  Trump is pretty much the Platonic Ideal of a Republican.  He's Bull Connor without the filter and self-restraint.  He's everything the Republicans have been screaming about as their highest ideals for literally 50 years.  I'm not sure what kind of ultra-hippy SJW definition of "Republican" you have floating in your head, but they have been hard-right, theocratic anti-Americans for longer than I have been alive.  The problem with Atwood's Gilead is that it is way too liberal for what actual dominionists want to happen.  Republicans aren't afraid of what Trump is doing - they are too busy masturbating furiously to be afraid.
 
2020-02-09 1:32:50 PM  

nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.


Lol
 
2020-02-09 1:34:03 PM  

nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.


If they investigate and find him innocent, they will investigate again and again because they missed the one thing that proves his guilt.
 
2020-02-09 1:50:22 PM  
Remember when the GOP lost its mind becasue the IRS, while Pres. Obama was in office, investigated groups claiming tax exempt status especially those with "TEA Party in their names? How it was clearly a partisan assault on the First Ammendment rights of conservative leaning PACs?

Oh benghazi it all to hell I suppose. IOKWYAR
 
2020-02-09 1:59:11 PM  
In any other DOJ, this would be seen as an attempt to get Drooly to unwittingly confess to crimes in person, much like when people with outstanding warrants get mailed "gift card" offers to be picked up at some random office building.

Which means in Dump's administration, this is the complete opposite.
 
2020-02-09 1:59:14 PM  

BizarreMan: I wonder how the rank and file FBI/DoJ staff feel about being forced to investigate this BS instead of real crime.


You're making some strong assumptions about how much investigation is happening rather than Giuliani/Barr/Trump simply spouting any crap that gets fed to them. Remember, they only wanted Ukraine to announce an investigation, not perform one. Simply saying there's an official conduit from UK to USDOJ is all they really need politically. Doing anything with it is moot.
 
2020-02-09 2:07:46 PM  

phalamir: nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.

Could you pass me whatever you are smoking?  Trump is pretty much the Platonic Ideal of a Republican.  He's Bull Connor without the filter and self-restraint.  He's everything the Republicans have been screaming about as their highest ideals for literally 50 years.  I'm not sure what kind of ultra-hippy SJW definition of "Republican" you have floating in your head, but they have been hard-right, theocratic anti-Americans for longer than I have been alive.  The problem with Atwood's Gilead is that it is way too liberal for what actual dominionists want to happen.  Republicans aren't afraid of what Trump is doing - they are too busy masturbating furiously to be afraid.


Yes. Trump is Pro-White, pro-wealth, pro-big business, pro-fossil fuel, anti-environment, anti-science, anti-woman, anti-LGBT, anti-immigrant. He's the Republican dream president. Knowing that is what keeps me up at night; not Trump himself.
 
2020-02-09 2:30:52 PM  

kevlar51: Shouldn't be an issue once Trump announces he's no longer enforcing the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.


well, he's certainly no longer enforcing the hatch act.
 
2020-02-09 2:41:00 PM  

nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.


If they wanted him gone, they just missed a "perfect" opportunity.
 
2020-02-09 3:05:20 PM  
He was disgusting on this show today, shamelessly defending the Vindman and Sondland firings and harping on going after the whistleblower.

I hated Graham during the Clinton impeachment for being such an unreasonable toady, but this time he is much worse. I am hoping that whatever they have on him comes out and he's dragged through the mud or arrested.
 
2020-02-09 3:08:46 PM  

BizarreMan: I wonder how the rank and file FBI/DoJ staff feel about being forced to investigate this BS instead of real crime.


Air quotes when the rank and file "investigate" any of Rudy's vomitous claims.
 
2020-02-09 3:45:33 PM  
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2020-02-09 4:10:20 PM  
You know....if Biden doesn't win the nomination....you guys sure put in a lot of work for absolutely nothing.
 
2020-02-09 4:11:46 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: It's official, the US of A is a banana republic. Democracy is dead.


This has been for a while.
 
2020-02-09 4:11:53 PM  
We'll call it parallel construction.
 
2020-02-09 4:12:46 PM  

iheartscotch: You know....if Biden doesn't win the nomination....you guys sure put in a lot of work for absolutely nothing.


He doesn't necessarily have to win the primary to win the nomination.
 
2020-02-09 4:16:09 PM  

iheartscotch: You know....if Biden doesn't win the nomination....you guys sure put in a lot of work for absolutely nothing.


Won't that be great? :D
 
2020-02-09 4:16:25 PM  
If Biden did nothing wrong, then the libs shouldn't care if he gets investigated. The fact the libs are so against Biden being investigated by the executive branch of the United States government is proof that Biden is not only corrupt, but engages in crimes regularly. This country should be grateful we have such an honest and upstanding President like Donald Trump who is willing to enforce the law despite the Do Nothing Democrats trying to impeach him for simply doing his job. It's getting kind of cold here, so I think I'll fire up my Kid Rock American Badass Grill and put some hot dogs on it. I only wish that while I'm stuffing my face with a weiner, that you libs reflect on your misdeeds and how you could become better Americans by emulating a flawless living Adonis like Donald Trump. But I don't expect the libs to ever get to that point. It's sad that they won't, but we have to move on without them. One day at a time. Because we're Americans, and that's what we do. I should probably end this post with a bald eagle gif, but imgur banned my account for being on some kind of watch list. Probably some liberal plot from the Deep State, no doubt.
 
2020-02-09 4:16:34 PM  
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2020-02-09 4:16:42 PM  

BizarreMan: I wonder how the rank and file FBI/DoJ staff feel about being forced to investigate this BS instead of real crime.


That's the beauty of the whole process. They won't need to investigate anything, as all the evidence is already provided by Rudy.
 
2020-02-09 4:17:04 PM  
The more the DOJ goes after conspiracies, the less they have available to watch Trump and crew.
 
2020-02-09 4:18:34 PM  
All that effort to ruin Biden will be lost once Trump loses to Bernie.
 
2020-02-09 4:19:30 PM  
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2020-02-09 4:20:05 PM  

Weatherkiss: If Biden did nothing wrong, then the libs shouldn't care if he gets investigated. The fact the libs are so against Biden being investigated by the executive branch of the United States government is proof that Biden is not only corrupt, but engages in crimes regularly. This country should be grateful we have such an honest and upstanding President like Donald Trump who is willing to enforce the law despite the Do Nothing Democrats trying to impeach him for simply doing his job. It's getting kind of cold here, so I think I'll fire up my Kid Rock American Badass Grill and put some hot dogs on it. I only wish that while I'm stuffing my face with a weiner, that you libs reflect on your misdeeds and how you could become better Americans by emulating a flawless living Adonis like Donald Trump. But I don't expect the libs to ever get to that point. It's sad that they won't, but we have to move on without them. One day at a time. Because we're Americans, and that's what we do. I should probably end this post with a bald eagle gif, but imgur banned my account for being on some kind of watch list. Probably some liberal plot from the Deep State, no doubt.


Dad, no.
 
2020-02-09 4:20:23 PM  
I also noticed when I watched that interview this morning that Graham always says "The Ukraine".

Real subtle, Lindsey.
 
2020-02-09 4:20:56 PM  

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Shouldn't it just be centered around his mouth while cheese whiz drips from his ass?
 
2020-02-09 4:21:26 PM  
Conservatives continue being antiAmerican scum and they keep being scum because historically they get away with it.  The reckoning for them should neither be merciful nor geared towards and reconciliation or reintegration.  That's always a mistake with dealing with rightwing filth.  Therein lies the room where they regroup, they fester, they metastasize.
 
2020-02-09 4:22:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: iheartscotch: You know....if Biden doesn't win the nomination....you guys sure put in a lot of work for absolutely nothing.

Won't that be great? :D


Even if they did found something..... I fully expect them to proceed in a way that renders whatever completely inadmissible in any court.

/ and it's not like the Senate can start an impeachment on its own
 
2020-02-09 4:23:13 PM  
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2020-02-09 4:23:27 PM  

phalamir: nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.

Could you pass me whatever you are smoking?  Trump is pretty much the Platonic Ideal of a Republican.  He's Bull Connor without the filter and self-restraint.  He's everything the Republicans have been screaming about as their highest ideals for literally 50 years.  I'm not sure what kind of ultra-hippy SJW definition of "Republican" you have floating in your head, but they have been hard-right, theocratic anti-Americans for longer than I have been alive.  The problem with Atwood's Gilead is that it is way too liberal for what actual dominionists want to happen.  Republicans aren't afraid of what Trump is doing - they are too busy masturbating furiously to be afraid.


No, I'm pretty sure most Single Jewish Women would find your description adequate if you included the term racist.
 
2020-02-09 4:24:01 PM  

nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.


Oh, you sweet Summer child.
 
2020-02-09 4:24:14 PM  
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2020-02-09 4:24:44 PM  

paygun: iheartscotch: You know....if Biden doesn't win the nomination....you guys sure put in a lot of work for absolutely nothing.

He doesn't necessarily have to win the primary to win the nomination.


Which is why I typed "nomination" and not "primary"....
 
2020-02-09 4:25:30 PM  
Someone wiser than I once posted in this very forum and I paraphrase; No matter where you go in this world, if you speak with an American southern accent, people assume that you're a moron.
 
2020-02-09 4:25:53 PM  
"Deterrence is not working. So let's look at Hunter Biden's conflict. Let's look at Joe Biden.


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2020-02-09 4:26:20 PM  

Ambivalence: kevlar51: Shouldn't be an issue once Trump announces he's no longer enforcing the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

well, he's certainly no longer enforcing the hatch act.


They're overrated, anyway.  It's not like they're a unique kind of chile.  They were just grown in a specific place, like how Champagne has to come from that one city in Illinois.
 
2020-02-09 4:26:36 PM  

nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.


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2020-02-09 4:27:25 PM  

BizarreMan: nealb2: Republican long con, investigate Biden and find him completely innocent. The Republicans are terrified of Trump and want him gone as much or more than the Dems.

If they investigate and find him innocent, they will investigate again and again because they missed the one thing that proves his guilt.


The lack of evidence just proves how deep the conspiracy goes and how powerful the Deep State really is. Study it out, Sheeple!
 
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