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2020-02-06 8:47:57 AM  
I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.
 
2020-02-06 8:55:23 AM  
Give the highest award a President can give to someone who makes their living around being hyper-speed partisan, and then say it is "the libs" who are dividing the country.
 
2020-02-06 9:00:26 AM  
During Black History Month...
 
2020-02-06 9:29:14 AM  
I hope he doesn't suffer long.
 
2020-02-06 9:35:11 AM  
My favorite was when he got busted with the boner pills that weren't his when he went to the Dominican Republic for some underaged prostitutes.
 
2020-02-06 9:39:54 AM  

Jake Havechek: My favorite was when he got busted with the boner pills that weren't his when he went to the Dominican Republic for some underaged prostitutes.


Bonus is Oncologists generally prescribe Oxycontin for pain relief during chemo.

He'll either get hooked again or not take them and be in pain.

so... that's a win/win.
 
2020-02-06 9:49:05 AM  
He's a disgusting individual.  Nothing of value will be lost when he's worm food.
 
2020-02-06 9:53:34 AM  
"Being a shiat-heel when the King of the USA is also a shiat-heel" conspicuously absent from the list.
 
2020-02-06 9:53:39 AM  
Limbaugh's only qualification was sucking up to Trump. He did nothing of value his whole life.
 
2020-02-06 9:54:01 AM  
And that article is from 10/02/2013.


You can add more than 6 years of Rush's "qualifications."
 
2020-02-06 9:55:15 AM  
Hate monger? Check.
Drug addict? Check.
Unfaithful husband? Check.
A true American hero.
 
2020-02-06 9:57:16 AM  
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2020-02-06 9:57:20 AM  

Farkonaut: "Being a shiat-heel when the King of the USA is also a shiat-heel" conspicuously absent from the list.


I would like for him to be cremated so I can heel him down the drain.

/heel
 
2020-02-06 10:00:49 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful...


After reading his quotes and realizing that these are GOP values, I wish the same for the Republican Party.
 
2020-02-06 10:01:40 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: heel him down the drain.


I believe the correct nomenclature is "waffle-stomp"...
 
2020-02-06 10:01:52 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.


I say the same thing when I heard that William Short (owner of the Washington Senators who sent my team to Texas) had cancer.  Later I began to feel a bit guilty that I had over-reacted.

In the case of Limbaugh I said the same thing you are saying (and also that it was proof that there is a God).  I will not have any regrets wishing Limbaugh a long painful incontinent lingering and fully aware death, however, he will be doing the early morphine escape pod plan.
 
2020-02-06 10:03:40 AM  
11. "Look it, let me put it to you this way. The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

Yes Rush. Yes you did... Hope you rot in Hell when the cancer wins.
 
2020-02-06 10:06:47 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.


Unfortunately he'll be riding the Oxy wave into the sunset so he won't feel shiat. My hope is that his tolerance is so high that they can't give him doses large enough to ease the pain without killing him. I want him to suffer every remaining minute of his life.
 
2020-02-06 10:06:56 AM  

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2020-02-06 10:07:23 AM  
The man had courage, even you madlibs can admit that. He told the Truth, not the truth, which is based on verifiable facts, the Truth that is above the truth. He kept this country together until the right man, the Chosen Man, could finally bring this country together under one rule. Verifiable facts are tools of liberal rhetoric. Real Americans have the law of God written on their heart. Real Americans look inside and see the Truth, written on their heart. Truths like, some people deserve more than others. People with more money, deserve our respect, whether they earned it (money, or respect) or not. Spending is bad but deficits and huge national debt are not.
 
2020-02-06 10:09:12 AM  
Forgotten old tub of lard, lost in the swells of the rightwing noise machine, irrelevant, a useless relic of the 1980s.

No wonder Fat Asshole gave him a medal.
 
2020-02-06 10:09:59 AM  
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2020-02-06 10:10:00 AM  
Well now the medal is worthless. Anyone who is to be honored with it can hold it I'd the same regard as a participation certificate for completing a survey.
 
2020-02-06 10:11:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.


It will be lingering and painful.  He'll die in agony, gasping for every last breath as his lungs begin to fill with fluid.  He'll drown slowly in his own bodily fluids.

Either that or he'll be a pussy and commit suicide (assisted or otherwise).
 
2020-02-06 10:12:10 AM  

Jake Havechek: My favorite was when he got busted with the boner pills that weren't his when he went to the Dominican Republic for some underaged prostitutes.


With three other guys, one of whom was the creator of 24. Four guys flew privately to a haven for pedophiles while carrying boner pills. They may have well just flew on a plane with a Rapist on Board sign.
 
2020-02-06 10:13:03 AM  
 
2020-02-06 10:13:20 AM  
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But god forbid you point out the first lady is an actual hooker....
 
2020-02-06 10:14:03 AM  
At this point it's just the republicans true values on full display. These comments and the fact that he was given our highest honor by this admin and party should be the basis for a lot of campaign ads.
 
2020-02-06 10:15:46 AM  

severedtoe: Well now the medal is worthless. Anyone who is to be honored with it can hold it I'd the same regard as a participation certificate for completing a survey.


But it won't remain worthless. Any medal that Trump gives out will have asterisk signifying it was a political gift and not a gift signifying honor on the part of the recipient.
 
2020-02-06 10:16:03 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.


Artful. Masterful.
Also: Soon.
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2020-02-06 10:17:09 AM  
the only thing he won't have to worry about is the cancer metastasizing to his brain... MF'er doesn't have one.

I truly hope the chemo and radiation start to work, gives him hope, and then wham... back with a vengeance
 
2020-02-06 10:19:31 AM  
The Trump administration is what a Limbaugh administration would have looked like.
 
2020-02-06 10:26:50 AM  

Catlenfell: The Trump administration is what a Limbaugh administration would have looked like.


This is what they call "in a nutshell (emphasis on nut)" or more succinctly put:  succinct.
 
2020-02-06 10:31:25 AM  
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2020-02-06 10:33:35 AM  
Can't wait for next year, when he awards two Medal of Freedoms to Rudy.
 
2020-02-06 10:37:18 AM  

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2020-02-06 10:37:50 AM  
In all seriousness, could someone who is pro-Limbaugh please outline a few of his accomplishments and why he is a deserving recipient?

I've read the Wikipedia article and what I see is a very successful grifter.
 
2020-02-06 10:42:28 AM  
It will be the greatest day since Reagan died.
 
2020-02-06 10:43:06 AM  
No one has been more deserving to receive an award from Trump.
 
2020-02-06 10:47:50 AM  

dsmith42: Jake Havechek: My favorite was when he got busted with the boner pills that weren't his when he went to the Dominican Republic for some underaged prostitutes.

With three other guys, one of whom was the creator of 24. Four guys flew privately to a haven for pedophiles while carrying boner pills. They may have well just flew on a plane with a Rapist on Board sign.


Are you telling me that a man who created a "hero" who regularly tortured people for information didn't care about getting actual consent for sex?
 
2020-02-06 10:48:58 AM  
Karma's a biatch and then you die.

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2020-02-06 10:51:21 AM  

kpaxoid: In all seriousness, could someone who is pro-Limbaugh please outline a few of his accomplishments and why he is a deserving recipient?

I've read the Wikipedia article and what I see is a very successful grifter.


65 million a year to tell mexicans they don't deserve life, and muslims should be waterboarded at birth.  Yeah, real patriot, there.
 
2020-02-06 10:51:43 AM  

Badmoodman: And that article is from 10/02/2013.


You can add more than 6 years of Rush's "qualifications."


This.  These are just snippets.  I imagine an up-to-date article would be much, much longer.  And more horrible.
 
2020-02-06 10:52:27 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.


I hope he bankrupts his family perusing every quack cure he can. Then dies horribly in a cardboard box, too weak to get to the soup kitchen.
 
2020-02-06 10:52:43 AM  

kpaxoid: In all seriousness, could someone who is pro-Limbaugh please outline a few of his accomplishments and why he is a deserving recipient?

I've read the Wikipedia article and what I see is a very successful grifter.


So is the Flim Flam Führer.
 
2020-02-06 10:56:20 AM  

Bluenosed Baker: Pocket Ninja: I sincerely hope his death is lingering and painful, and that at some point in the end he comes to realize that he truly is one of those vile specimens of humanity whose passing will make the world a better place. Not much better because of the huge role he had in making it so shiatty to begin with, but slightly. May your treatments be agonizing and ultimately unsuccessful, Rush, and may your end be incontinent. Good riddance, you utter piece of filth.

I hope he bankrupts his family perusing every quack cure he can. Then dies horribly in a cardboard box, too weak to get to the soup kitchen.


His "family" consists of three ex-wives and a current gold digger. He sired no children. He was arrested coming back from the Dominican Republic with another man's Viagra prescription in his luggage.

He's a fat impotent pedophile with no interest in women.
 
2020-02-06 10:57:56 AM  

dsmith42: Jake Havechek: My favorite was when he got busted with the boner pills that weren't his when he went to the Dominican Republic for some underaged prostitutes.

With three other guys, one of whom was the creator of 24. Four guys flew privately to a haven for pedophiles while carrying boner pills. They may have well just flew on a plane with a Rapist on Board sign.


That the same guy who took over star Trek?
 
2020-02-06 11:00:14 AM  
His dick don't work.
 
2020-02-06 11:01:16 AM  
The world will be a better place when he's gone.
 
2020-02-06 11:06:01 AM  

Jake Havechek: His dick don't work.


But his cigars do.
 
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