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(Politico)   There are legions of unsung heroes in this country, doing, dirty, difficult, sometimes downright insane jobs just to put food on their table and provide for their families. Today we honor one such man, Gabe Perez, Trump's Teleprompter operator   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-02-04 3:45:06 PM  
If Obama isn't allowed to use a teleprompter, neither is Trump.

/yeah I know.
 
2020-02-04 5:49:54 PM  

themindiswatching: If Obama isn't allowed to use a teleprompter, neither is Trump.

/yeah I know.


It's like he has a list of the things he's criticized Obama for and goes out of his way to do the same but worse. That's even why he's orange.
 
2020-02-04 6:22:08 PM  
Perez? How has ICE not dragged him out on completely unfounded allegations yet?
 
2020-02-04 6:22:45 PM  
Anyone care to wager he asks for everything to be spelled phonetically?
 
2020-02-04 6:25:20 PM  

themindiswatching: If Obama isn't allowed to use a teleprompter, neither is Trump.


No no no, the criticism of Obama using a teleprompter was just coded language for calling him an ignorant [racial slur], while Trump having the vocabulary of a febrile 4th grader just makes him a man of the people. Get it?

/Bush II at least attempted "nuclear"
 
2020-02-04 6:26:09 PM  
someone needs to slip that dude a large amount of LSD before Trump's next teleprompter outing.
 
2020-02-04 6:26:19 PM  
I just got done flowing a laminate floor into three rooms and two halls without having to use transitions. Yesterday I laid in a foulass crawlspace repairing a cracked sewer line.

I still wouldn't trade jobs with this yutz.
 
2020-02-04 6:26:57 PM  

Poopspasm: Anyone care to wager he asks for everything to be spelled phonetically?


no big words
 
2020-02-04 6:27:35 PM  
for a president who is so conscientious about his public image and not embarrassing himself

Laughter out loud.
 
2020-02-04 6:28:20 PM  
I just saw that President Poopy Pants is going to award Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't see a thread for that. Can we talk about that?
 
2020-02-04 6:28:48 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: someone needs to slip that dude a large amount of LSD before Trump's next teleprompter outing.


Or do a Ron Burgandy.
 
2020-02-04 6:29:59 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: I just saw that President Poopy Pants is going to award Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't see a thread for that. Can we talk about that?


hope they bury it with him.

/I've always wanted to piss on one of those.
 
2020-02-04 6:33:31 PM  

Mugato: themindiswatching: If Obama isn't allowed to use a teleprompter, neither is Trump.

/yeah I know.

It's like he has a list of the things he's criticized Obama for and goes out of his way to do the same but worse. That's even why he's orange.


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2020-02-04 6:33:35 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: I just saw that President Poopy Pants is going to award Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't see a thread for that. Can we talk about that?


I saw that. Let me make a liquor store run then we can talk about it. Anyone else want anything? I'm getting Tito's.
 
2020-02-04 6:35:58 PM  

blackminded: Perez? How has ICE not dragged him out on completely unfounded allegations yet?


They told ICE he was Russian of course.
 
2020-02-04 6:36:16 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: I just saw that President Poopy Pants is going to award Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't see a thread for that. Can we talk about that?


That thing is just the chintziest kind of trinket, handed out like Pez. It means nothing.
 
2020-02-04 6:36:33 PM  

Mugato: themindiswatching: If Obama isn't allowed to use a teleprompter, neither is Trump.

/yeah I know.

It's like he has a list of the things he's criticized Obama for and goes out of his way to do the same but worse. That's even why he's orange.


I'm surprised we still haven't found Trump's Kenyan birth certificate.
 
2020-02-04 6:36:57 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: someone needs to stopslippingthat dude a large amount of LSD before Trump's next everyteleprompter outing.


Ftfsanity.
 
2020-02-04 6:37:03 PM  
"let's see the new script."

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"wait, the innuendo comes before the lies in that spot, can you move it over? Thanks."
 
2020-02-04 6:37:24 PM  
I could imagine doing this job if there were special perks: unlimited Vodak expense account, diplomatic Alcoholic Immunity for up to BAC .475, no required signing of NDA, no mandatory joining of any Trump Club membership/
 
2020-02-04 6:39:02 PM  

Scanty Em: KiwDaWabbit: I just saw that President Poopy Pants is going to award Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't see a thread for that. Can we talk about that?

That thing is just the chintziest kind of trinket, handed out like Pez. It means nothing.


Well if it didn't before, it sure does now.
 
2020-02-04 6:39:12 PM  
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/scratch that, it would definitely increase his approval rating
 
2020-02-04 6:40:08 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: someone needs to slip that dude a large amount of LSD before Trump's next teleprompter outing.


Why do you want to help him to do his job better?
 
2020-02-04 6:41:18 PM  
 
2020-02-04 6:53:25 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Poopspasm: Anyone care to wager he asks for everything to be spelled phonetically?

no big words


Interesting thing is that it looks like it's like maybe 55 inch class monitor.  and looking at the reflection off of the glass, it's maybe 30 feet off the stage.  how blind is he?
 
2020-02-04 6:54:11 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: someone needs to slip that dude a large amount of LSD before Trump's next teleprompter outing.


What makes you think he isnt self doping already? You think anyone could do that job sober?
 
2020-02-04 6:54:12 PM  

Wyalt Derp: for a president who is so conscientious about his public image and not embarrassing himself

Laughter out loud.


Well that's another thing Trump is an abysmal failure at.

/His daddy was right Donnie truly is worthless.
 
2020-02-04 7:12:22 PM  
Do the right thing Gabe. Destroy the teleprompter or replace his speech with something right before the SOTU address. Sure you'll get fired and lambasted by the base but a legend amongst everyone else.
 
2020-02-04 7:24:26 PM  

berylman: Do the right thing Gabe. Destroy the teleprompter or replace his speech with something right before the SOTU address. Sure you'll get fired and lambasted by the base but a legend amongst everyone else.


He's probably been blackmailed into service.
 
2020-02-04 7:42:10 PM  

Poopspasm: Anyone care to wager he asks for everything to be spelled phonetically?


wut du yu meen? wut meens fonetikulee?
 
2020-02-04 9:59:05 PM  
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This guy?
 
2020-02-05 7:55:14 AM  
Why do we have two stories on this guy today?
 
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