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(CNN)   Live in Virginia and short on cash? Well, turn in the Scream Bandit and grab $10,000   (us.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Crime, string of armed robberies of gas stations, Richmond, Virginia, wanted man, Highwayman, took place, Bank robbery, law enforcement  
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2020-02-04 7:40:15 AM  
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Well this will be an easy 10k
 
2020-02-04 7:52:12 AM  
Ah scream, s'all scream, we all scream for ahs cream.
 
2020-02-04 7:52:37 AM  

dittybopper: Ah scream, s'all scream, we all scream for ahs cream.


ya'll scream.
 
2020-02-04 7:53:35 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: Ah scream, s'all scream, we all scream for ahs cream.

ya'll scream.


And I still didn't get it right.  Y'all scream.


I'm beginning to suspect that the distaffbopper put decaf in my regular coffee container.
 
2020-02-04 8:01:09 AM  
FTA: In all the robberies, the suspect wore all black clothing, black or blue gloves, and a 'scream' mask

Also FTA: "The suspect is a black male..."

but...how do they knowwwww????
 
2020-02-04 8:32:00 AM  

jay_bones15: FTA: In all the robberies, the suspect wore all black clothing, black or blue gloves, and a 'scream' mask

Also FTA: "The suspect is a black male..."

but...how do they knowwwww??


Take a look at his wrists - they're visible between his sleeves and his gloves.  It's also likely his dialect was Black patois.
 
2020-02-04 11:31:04 AM  
See, this is why you need to plan your banditry. You're gonna get nickname and you dont want a bad one. Go in with all black clothing and tactical gear and you might get "The commando bandit". Pretty cool right? You have a good body and wear a tight leather catsuit and you could end up with "The sexy bandit." That wouldn't be a bad way to be remembered.
But what if you didnt shower that day and forgot to put on deodorant? Well now you're "the stinky bandit." Is that what you want? Did you just throw on any old clothes and not realize you are wearing a tshirt from a Cher concert? Well I hope you're happy because now you're "the gay bandit".
This is a name that will stick with you the rest of your life. Like this guy, you need to do it right. You dont want to meet your 6 and half foot 280 lbs cell mate and he says "Hey! Aren't you the Pee Puddle Bandit?"
 
2020-02-04 1:33:30 PM  
Look, we all know subby's mom really gets going and wakes up the entire trailer park, but $10k to turn her in just seems like laziness on the part of the police. I mean, who doesn't know that she is the "Scream Bandit"? Also, they could just nab her when they show up for the next noise complaint.
 
2020-02-04 2:39:31 PM  
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