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(Popular Science)   Today's horrifying madlib headline: "Chainsaws were invented to help with childbirth"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Childbirth, Pregnancy, Breastfeeding, 18th century, lot of animals, weirdest thing, Vagina, much phlegm  
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680 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 16 Jan 2020 at 6:41 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-01-16 9:23:12 AM  
DNRTFA but makes sense to me. Chainsaw up close and personal is the only thing more aggressive than the ex screaming at me during childbirth (of another guy's kid as it turned out) that I've ever experienced. That includes bombs, unfriendly fire, and having clothing caught in a car engine fan belt. Yeah, been lucky.
2020-01-16 9:51:34 AM  
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2020-01-16 9:53:23 AM  
Chainsaws were useless for cutting wood.  The wood gummed up the cutting bits.  That is, until the bits were redesigned in the 1800s to look like the mouths of wood cutting insects.
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