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(Reuters)   The UN is warning people who want to be the best cryptocurrency thieves to stay away from the best cryptocurrency conference, which just happens to be in faaaaaaabulous Best Korea   (reuters.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Korean War, North Korea, United Nations, United States, United Nations sanctions experts, Russia, cryptocurrency conference, U.N. Security Council  
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2020-01-15 3:32:28 PM  
Why does crypto need a conference in meatspace anyway?
 
2020-01-15 3:51:59 PM  

Peter Weyland: Why does crypto need a conference in meatspace anyway?


Only way they can get sex
 
2020-01-15 3:52:00 PM  
Cryptocurrency: the choice of hackers, terrorists, and thieves
 
2020-01-15 3:53:17 PM  
A cryptocurrency event in North Korea?  You would have to be stupid to step foot in that country with a technical understanding of cryptocurrency because, you aren't leaving.
 
2020-01-15 3:54:35 PM  
I wonder if NK has wrenches...
 
2020-01-15 4:09:15 PM  
God please let all the die hards go there and never return so we can neuter that scourge off the face of the earth
 
2020-01-15 4:29:21 PM  
I hear James Bond music as they pan over the WORLD CRYPTOCURRENCY CONVENTION COMPOUND.

KJU seems to have gotten his fashion sense from Ernst Stavro Blofeld, as it were.

Any moment now, Agent 007 will be in disguise, slipping into Pyongyang.

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2020-01-15 4:35:27 PM  

lifeslammer: God please let all the die hards go there and never return so we can neuter that scourge off the face of the earth


We already arrested one idiot for that.  As it turns out, giving a public conference on how North Korea can use crypto to elude sanctions is illegal, and gives the FBI plenty of evidence to arrest you on when you come home.
 
2020-01-15 4:42:08 PM  
I was looking for a good excuse to pop in and say hi to the Norks. Plus, the Kroger by my place doesn't carry tinned yak gizzards.
 
2020-01-15 5:42:51 PM  

dothemath: I was looking for a good excuse to pop in and say hi to the Norks. Plus, the Kroger by my place doesn't carry tinned yak gizzards.


Ruminants don't have gizzards, so, go for the pigeon ones.
 
2020-01-15 5:52:29 PM  
Aw, but I was all set up to go! Gave 'em my private key and they were like, "Yep, come on over!"
 
2020-01-15 7:03:29 PM  

dothemath: I was looking for a good excuse to pop in and say hi to the Norks. Plus, the Kroger by my place doesn't carry tinned yak gizzards.


Still. That was a very thoughtful gift...
 
2020-01-15 10:06:10 PM  
If you go to NK for any reason aside from being kidnapped you deserve what you get.
 
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