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(Variety)   Pauly Shore soon to be homeless. Yes, I know, you're surprised it took this long   (variety.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Pauly Shore, The Comedy Store, Los Angeles, Mitzi Shore, city-view, Comedy, Encino Man, comedy scion Pauly Shore  
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2020-01-13 09:38:59 PM  
He has Comedy Store money, he will be fine. It sounds like he doesn't even live there.
 
2020-01-13 09:43:55 PM  

BadReligion: He has Comedy Store money, he will be fine. It sounds like he doesn't even live there.


Yeah, was gonna say, the fact that he was renting it out seems to indicate pretty plainly he has somewhere else to stay.
 
2020-01-13 09:47:56 PM  
Nice place. I'm very interested but short $9 million.
 
2020-01-13 10:50:22 PM  

edmo: Nice place. I'm very interested but short $9 million.


Let's get you into some sort of subprime mortgage. I dont need your credit score or pay stubs, I'm sure you'll be able to make the monthly payments even if you dont have a 9 mill downpayment
 
2020-01-13 10:53:35 PM  
Maybe Carrottop can move in with him.
 
2020-01-13 10:57:07 PM  
Not terrible. Small enough to actually live in. I like the decks.
 
2020-01-13 11:30:44 PM  
To considered a stand-up comic, don't you have to be funny first?  If polly is a comic, then I'm NBA superstar brain surgeon gigolo.
 
2020-01-13 11:42:45 PM  
I'm still willing to defend son-in-law as a not terrible movie.
 
2020-01-13 11:53:19 PM  
He's on fire for the first few years:
Encino Man
Son In Law
Jury Duty
In the Army Now

but by the time we get to BIo-Dome it's like "This guy again? AND he brought Stephen Baldwin??"
It was too much.
 
2020-01-13 11:57:57 PM  
I am 1000% sure I've seen that house in porno movies.
 
2020-01-14 12:04:43 AM  
what is this, the real estate tab?

looks like a $50 uber to anywhere interesting, pass
 
2020-01-14 12:06:04 AM  
Stand-up comic, 1990s film actor and comedy scion Pauly Shore

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2020-01-14 12:14:14 AM  

fusillade762: BadReligion: He has Comedy Store money, he will be fine. It sounds like he doesn't even live there.

Yeah, was gonna say, the fact that he was renting it out seems to indicate pretty plainly he has somewhere else to stay.


I think he's staying in the bio-dome
 
2020-01-14 12:21:41 AM  
I liked Pauly Shore is Dead but by that point, it was too late.
 
2020-01-14 12:23:59 AM  
I thought he was bouncing back with the whole Stephen Miller bit.
 
2020-01-14 12:27:52 AM  
He came to town once and we went. It was pretty ok. Anyway, my wife got him to sign her copy of Encino Man and he just kinda scribbled on it. She always forgets about it and then every few years I hear her say "Hey! Who wrote on Encino Man?"
 
2020-01-14 12:47:38 AM  
Pauly shore has apparently aged like a Crazy Uncle that still has a separate fridge for Budweiser...
 
2020-01-14 12:51:30 AM  
Was at a local sushi place when Paula came in and sat next to me at the sushi bar. He was obnoxious to the staff and was then loudly talking on his phone to some woman he was trying to get to come to his show that night. He kept saying "but baby I'm the weasel" and other dumb shiat. I finished my sake and got the fark out of there. He is annoying.
 
2020-01-14 01:20:12 AM  
Is his mellow adequately harshed?
 
2020-01-14 02:00:15 AM  

Biledriver: He's on fire for the first few years:
Encino Man
Son In Law
Jury Duty
In the Army Now

but by the time we get to BIo-Dome it's like "This guy again? AND he brought Stephen Baldwin??"
It was too much.


Ugh, so you're one of the people who made him famous.
 
2020-01-14 06:02:56 AM  
came for hot pics of Mitzi, leaving dissatisfied.


/unsatisfied?
//Nonsatisfied.
///mono-unsatisfied.
 
2020-01-14 06:36:14 AM  
If the internet is to be believed (and who wouldn't believe everything on the internet), Pauly Shore is worth $20 million. Sounds like he's doing just fine.
 
2020-01-14 06:54:37 AM  

Biledriver: He's on fire for the first few years:
Encino Man
Son In Law
Jury Duty
In the Army Now

but by the time we get to BIo-Dome it's like "This guy again? AND he brought Stephen Baldwin??"
It was too much.


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2020-01-14 07:00:30 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: If the internet is to be believed (and who wouldn't believe everything on the internet), Pauly Shore is worth $20 million. Sounds like he's doing just fine.


He looks really haggard. Like he's spent the last 10 years having a double bloody mary for breakfast and then starts in on the hard stuff for the rest of the day.
 
2020-01-14 08:32:07 AM  

tzzhc4: Was at a local sushi place when Paula came in and sat next to me at the sushi bar. He was obnoxious to the staff and was then loudly talking on his phone to some woman he was trying to get to come to his show that night. He kept saying "but baby I'm the weasel" and other dumb shiat. I finished my sake and got the fark out of there. He is annoying.


Had a similar experience with Matt Pinfield (MTV VJ) in a Thai place in Hell's Kitchen. He walked in, talked loudly on his phone for my entire lunch. I don't think he ate any of his food.
 
2020-01-14 09:04:51 AM  

Biledriver: He's on fire for the first few years:
Encino Man
Son In Law
Jury Duty
In the Army Now

but by the time we get to BIo-Dome it's like "This guy again? AND he brought Stephen Baldwin??"
It was too much.


I'd prefer to literally be on fire than to have to sit through any one of those.
 
2020-01-14 09:10:45 AM  

tzzhc4: Was at a local sushi place when Paula came in and sat next to me at the sushi bar. He was obnoxious to the staff and was then loudly talking on his phone to some woman he was trying to get to come to his show that night. He kept saying "but baby I'm the weasel" and other dumb shiat. I finished my sake and got the fark out of there. He is annoying.


I met him at a club on Cape Cod back in the early 90s. He was there with his "bodyguard". He was a DICK. He was pissed off that no one was paying attention to him. And clearly annoyed that my two friends and I, who were the only ones who recognized him, were not hot chicks. He sat on the outdoor deck all night waiting for women to notice him. It was pathetic. He was still sitting there when we left.
 
2020-01-14 10:05:15 AM  

AteMyBrain: Biledriver: He's on fire for the first few years:
Encino Man
Son In Law
Jury Duty
In the Army Now

but by the time we get to BIo-Dome it's like "This guy again? AND he brought Stephen Baldwin??"
It was too much.

I'd prefer to literally be on fire than to have to sit through any one of those.


I would prefer to watch you on fire than sit through any of those
 
2020-01-14 10:29:34 AM  

likefunbutnot: I am 1000% sure I've seen that house in porno movies.


Pics or GTFO?
 
2020-01-14 10:53:09 AM  

tzzhc4: Was at a local sushi place when Paula came in and sat next to me at the sushi bar. He was obnoxious to the staff and was then loudly talking on his phone to some woman he was trying to get to come to his show that night. He kept saying "but baby I'm the weasel" and other dumb shiat. I finished my sake and got the fark out of there. He is annoying.


So you know him well do you?
 
2020-01-14 11:06:53 AM  

BadReligion: He has Comedy Store money, he will be fine. It sounds like he doesn't even live there.


Came here to point that out. He's in no danger of being destitute.
 
2020-01-14 04:25:13 PM  

Biledriver: He's on fire for the first few years:
Encino Man
Son In Law
Jury Duty
In the Army Now

but by the time we get to BIo-Dome it's like "This guy again? AND he brought Stephen Baldwin??"
It was too much.


Not a single one of those were funny.
Not a funny person at all.
 
2020-01-14 04:44:43 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: likefunbutnot: I am 1000% sure I've seen that house in porno movies.

Pics or GTFO?


Off the top of my head I'm going to say look at Girlfriends Films productions from maybe ~4 - 5 years ago? Like a "Women Seeking Women" or "Lesbian Seductions?"  I'm specifically thinking I saw the deck/pool area. The view with the style of construction seems pretty distinctive.

Those movies have their own cinematic universe and I used to watch them for the soap opera plot.
 
2020-01-14 05:21:47 PM  
Yep, wake up drunk and start right back in. For years.
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2020-01-14 05:24:40 PM  

likefunbutnot: Dr Jack Badofsky: likefunbutnot: I am 1000% sure I've seen that house in porno movies.

Pics or GTFO?

Off the top of my head I'm going to say look at Girlfriends Films productions from maybe ~4 - 5 years ago? Like a "Women Seeking Women" or "Lesbian Seductions?"  I'm specifically thinking I saw the deck/pool area. The view with the style of construction seems pretty distinctive.

Those movies have their own cinematic universe and I used to watch them for the soap opera plot.


Hmm, I don't recall seeing that house....er, I mean, I didn't know porn crews would borrow houses for shoots!  Um...
 
2020-01-14 06:29:53 PM  
Pretty sure that's where Bojack Horseman lives.
 
2020-01-14 10:32:12 PM  
》Secured behind private gates

Immagine that!  You think it's to keep him in, or people out?  Where is the outrage?
 
2020-01-15 03:42:29 AM  

AteMyBrain: tzzhc4: Was at a local sushi place when Paula came in and sat next to me at the sushi bar. He was obnoxious to the staff and was then loudly talking on his phone to some woman he was trying to get to come to his show that night. He kept saying "but baby I'm the weasel" and other dumb shiat. I finished my sake and got the fark out of there. He is annoying.

I met him at a club on Cape Cod back in the early 90s. He was there with his "bodyguard". He was a DICK. He was pissed off that no one was paying attention to him. And clearly annoyed that my two friends and I, who were the only ones who recognized him, were not hot chicks. He sat on the outdoor deck all night waiting for women to notice him. It was pathetic. He was still sitting there when we left.


I met him on the roof of a club in SF in the late 90s.  He had a section cordoned off by his people that I drunkenly wandered past without noticing.  One of his guys moved toward me but when Shore saw me he waved me over.  He wanted to know where the best strip clubs were.  Seemed nice enough.
 
2020-01-15 08:46:12 AM  

fusillade762: AteMyBrain: tzzhc4: Was at a local sushi place when Paula came in and sat next to me at the sushi bar. He was obnoxious to the staff and was then loudly talking on his phone to some woman he was trying to get to come to his show that night. He kept saying "but baby I'm the weasel" and other dumb shiat. I finished my sake and got the fark out of there. He is annoying.

I met him at a club on Cape Cod back in the early 90s. He was there with his "bodyguard". He was a DICK. He was pissed off that no one was paying attention to him. And clearly annoyed that my two friends and I, who were the only ones who recognized him, were not hot chicks. He sat on the outdoor deck all night waiting for women to notice him. It was pathetic. He was still sitting there when we left.

I met him on the roof of a club in SF in the late 90s.  He had a section cordoned off by his people that I drunkenly wandered past without noticing.  One of his guys moved toward me but when Shore saw me he waved me over.  He wanted to know where the best strip clubs were.  Seemed nice enough.


Sounds like a few years of utter failure caused him to mellow a bit and accept his fate.
 
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