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2020-01-13 08:50:49 PM  
Things not to do while naked.
1) Fight with a Police dog.
 
2020-01-13 08:52:58 PM  
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2020-01-13 09:00:06 PM  
I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.
 
2020-01-13 09:17:58 PM  
When ever I see the Florida tag, this is what always comes to my minds eye as Florida man:

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2020-01-13 09:31:13 PM  
Good job George Zimmerman for appearing at the top of the comments section.
 
2020-01-13 09:34:15 PM  
That guy's lucky to be alive.  Stripping naked might have saved him. That and a victim that recognized how off-the-hook nutters he is.
 
2020-01-13 10:03:31 PM  
she had blocked him but two years ago he had a stove delivered to the victim's house

Even for a crazy stalker than is an inscrutably weird move. What kind of stove are we talking about...Dutch Oven?
 
2020-01-13 10:03:52 PM  

RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.


Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.
 
2020-01-13 10:35:33 PM  
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2020-01-13 10:58:17 PM  

fortheloveof: RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.

Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.


The husband that was completely justified killing an intruder who was stalking his wife, but didn't?
 
2020-01-13 11:01:28 PM  
it don't get much more romantic than major appliances. i hope those two crazy kids make it work.
 
2020-01-13 11:34:26 PM  
Do not fight with police dogs while naked.
 
2020-01-13 11:51:33 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: fortheloveof: RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.

Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.

The husband that was completely justified killing an intruder who was stalking his wife, but didn't?


The one so inept with his weaponry he smacks a guy with it and sets it off with hitting his target then warning shots his own couch.

Yeah that idiot.
 
2020-01-14 01:35:58 AM  

fortheloveof: albuquerquehalsey: fortheloveof: RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.

Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.

The husband that was completely justified killing an intruder who was stalking his wife, but didn't?

The one so inept with his weaponry he smacks a guy with it and sets it off with hitting his target then warning shots his own couch.

Yeah that idiot.


To be fair, he too, is Florida Man.
 
2020-01-14 02:36:55 AM  
He thought it was going to take some time..He even brought a snack...
 
2020-01-14 04:06:44 AM  

fortheloveof: albuquerquehalsey: fortheloveof: RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.

Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.

The husband that was completely justified killing an intruder who was stalking his wife, but didn't?

The one so inept with his weaponry he smacks a guy with it and sets it off with hitting his target then warning shots his own couch.

Yeah that idiot.


He's trying not to kill the guy. You'd curse him if he'd killed him, now you curse him for daring to shoot his own couch in an effort to impress the severity of the situation on the butter...what would you prefer? That the husband batter the creep with a sound barrage of tongue lashings?
 
2020-01-14 06:01:21 AM  

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2020-01-14 07:51:28 AM  

duenor: fortheloveof: albuquerquehalsey: fortheloveof: RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.

Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.

The husband that was completely justified killing an intruder who was stalking his wife, but didn't?

The one so inept with his weaponry he smacks a guy with it and sets it off with hitting his target then warning shots his own couch.

Yeah that idiot.

He's trying not to kill the guy. You'd curse him if he'd killed him, now you curse him for daring to shoot his own couch in an effort to impress the severity of the situation on the butter...what would you prefer? That the husband batter the creep with a sound barrage of tongue lashings?


Me: "This man is irresponsible, can't control his firearms, and is not a man to look up to."

You: conjecture and idiocy.

I have no issues with people defending themselves or their family. I have a problem grabbing a firearm that you are plainly unwilling to use and then turning it into a bludgeon and setting it off before losing control of it.

That is not responsibility, that's keystone cops crap. He would have been better off with a club and his family would likely be safer to boot.
 
2020-01-14 11:19:32 AM  

fortheloveof: duenor: fortheloveof: albuquerquehalsey: fortheloveof: RussianPotato: I like the husband.  He grabbed a shotgun.  Stalker takes the shotgun away.  Husband grabs handgun which was accessible.

Guy has shotgun, uses it to hit the burglar in the head and manages to set it off while doing so and this is the guy you like.

I can't say I am surprised. Disappointed as normal but not surprised.

The husband that was completely justified killing an intruder who was stalking his wife, but didn't?

The one so inept with his weaponry he smacks a guy with it and sets it off with hitting his target then warning shots his own couch.

Yeah that idiot.

He's trying not to kill the guy. You'd curse him if he'd killed him, now you curse him for daring to shoot his own couch in an effort to impress the severity of the situation on the butter...what would you prefer? That the husband batter the creep with a sound barrage of tongue lashings?

Me: "This man is irresponsible, can't control his firearms, and is not a man to look up to."

You: conjecture and idiocy.

I have no issues with people defending themselves or their family. I have a problem grabbing a firearm that you are plainly unwilling to use and then turning it into a bludgeon and setting it off before losing control of it.

That is not responsibility, that's keystone cops crap. He would have been better off with a club and his family would likely be safer to boot.


He's not a cop. He's a guy with a crazy naked dude trying to get at his wife in his own home. From the comfort of my leather chair, while holding a cup of coffee, I'd say that he should have just shot the guy, secured the area, and retreated to a safe place with his wife while waiting for the cops. I'd even say that he should have asserted his right to be silent when the cops came.

All I'm saying is that we ought to cut the guy some slack. No one except his couch and maybe his ceiling got hurt, the crazy guy is off to the loony bin, and while the long term outlook is less certain any kind of incident like this where you and your family come out without a scratch is a good one.
 
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