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(TMZ)   *SIGH* Antonio Brown and a bag of dicks   (tmz.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Bullying, Antonio Brown's Florida, Vociferation, whole situation, Death growl, bizarre police incident, Brown's home, end of the exchange  
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1232 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Jan 2020 at 7:05 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2020-01-13 06:30:08 PM  
Who...just has a bag of gummi cocks handy at all times?
 
2020-01-13 07:01:48 PM  

baka-san: Who...just has a bag of gummi cocks handy at all times?


Antonio Brown, apparently.  He must be really into cock.
 
2020-01-13 07:10:12 PM  
All of this in front of the kids.

But I will use that line anytime someone tries to steal something from me.

/b*tch, this ain't your life!
 
2020-01-13 07:10:37 PM  
He's nuts.
 
2020-01-13 07:11:41 PM  
He is simply transitioning to a QB...favorite play....dick flicker.
 
2020-01-13 07:12:02 PM  
Watching grand tour now so I'll just add an oh, cock.
 
2020-01-13 07:16:38 PM  
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2020-01-13 07:26:33 PM  
Seems like a reasonable fellow. Perhaps there was a bus stop close enough for her to carry his children too?
 
2020-01-13 07:26:45 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: All of this in front of the kids.

But I will use that line anytime someone tries to steal something from me.

/b*tch, this ain't your life!


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2020-01-13 07:27:45 PM  

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2020-01-13 07:30:50 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: baka-san: Who...just has a bag of gummi cocks handy at all times?

Antonio Brown, apparently.  He must be really into cock.



Every day is a bachelorette party to him.
 
2020-01-13 07:31:39 PM  
Old & Tired:  "I'm all that and a bag of chips."

New Hotness:  "I'm all that and a bag of dicks."
 
2020-01-13 07:50:51 PM  
Someone's daddy didn't love him.


/also, he's a classless POS.
 
2020-01-13 07:51:44 PM  
Those were dicks were soft and small. I guess he's a quantity over quality kind of guy.
 
2020-01-13 08:03:00 PM  
At one point, AB screams at Kyriss ... "biatch, you don't drive Bentleys. This is not your life."

So what's the over/under on how many months of that life AB has left?  Is it closer to 6, or 24?
 
2020-01-13 08:34:09 PM  

Naido: At one point, AB screams at Kyriss ... "biatch, you don't drive Bentleys. This is not your life."

So what's the over/under on how many months of that life AB has left?  Is it closer to 6, or 24?


Under 6 months. His lawsuit against the Steelers, the Raiders, the Patriots, and the NFL is going to be laughed out of court and his lawyers are going to want to be paid.
 
2020-01-13 08:43:38 PM  
Man, what a pathetic waste of life. Honestly. Just do the world a favor, man...

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2020-01-13 08:48:41 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Naido: At one point, AB screams at Kyriss ... "biatch, you don't drive Bentleys. This is not your life."

So what's the over/under on how many months of that life AB has left?  Is it closer to 6, or 24?

Under 6 months. His lawsuit against the Steelers, the Raiders, the Patriots, and the NFL is going to be laughed out of court and his lawyers are going to want to be paid.


LOL. Those lawyers were deluded if they ever thought AB was going to pay them.
 
2020-01-13 09:03:15 PM  
When keeping it real has been going wrong for a while now...
 
2020-01-13 09:04:58 PM  
He might get a white house cabinet position.  The Secretary of Keeping It Real.
 
2020-01-13 09:15:45 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Naido: At one point, AB screams at Kyriss ... "biatch, you don't drive Bentleys. This is not your life."

So what's the over/under on how many months of that life AB has left?  Is it closer to 6, or 24?

Under 6 months. His lawsuit against the Steelers, the Raiders, the Patriots, and the NFL is going to be laughed out of court and his lawyers are going to want to be paid.


Lawyers fees. Ok. I got this. So like what, two bags of dicks?
 
2020-01-13 10:09:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He might get a white house cabinet position.  The Secretary of Keeping It Real.


He'd insist on 'Keeping It Real Czar', because 'secretary' makes him sound like 'some chick who answers phones'
 
2020-01-13 11:58:03 PM  
Was that an Onion article?

/yes, I know
//still though
 
2020-01-14 02:09:43 PM  
The longer this shiatshow goes on, the more convinced I am that the best thing anybody can do for this guy is get him to a psychiatrist.
 
2020-01-14 03:20:20 PM  
The most heart-breaking thing about that article is the picture of his kid clinging to his mom. I can't imagine what those kids are going through.
 
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