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(Daily Star)   Man takes erectile dysfunction pill meant for bulls, ends up with three day T-boner (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-01-13 06:31:53 PM  
Next week's spam:

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2020-01-13 06:38:55 PM  
Stupid person finds out what happens when a stupid person does a stupid thing. I hope his medical insurance denies the claims for the treatment.
 
2020-01-13 06:40:21 PM  
It's the Daily Starbage and I now no longer believe in bulls, pills, or penises.
 
2020-01-13 06:41:42 PM  
Hitler takes too much Viagra
Youtube wAqyWpBo9OU
 
2020-01-13 06:41:52 PM  
Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.
 
2020-01-13 06:41:52 PM  
What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14
 
2020-01-13 06:41:55 PM  
Penis injury trifecta complete!
 
2020-01-13 06:43:03 PM  
We working on a penis article trifecta today?

My guess is most of the guys here will be missing the llamas from not too long ago.
 
2020-01-13 06:44:01 PM  
Nice....
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2020-01-13 06:44:32 PM  
there sure is a lot of dick threads lately

/is He trying to tell us something?
/if He is, do we really want to know?
 
2020-01-13 06:46:42 PM  
Did not do the math.
 
2020-01-13 06:47:10 PM  
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2020-01-13 06:47:13 PM  
So now what the fark is the bull supposed to do?
 
2020-01-13 06:54:20 PM  

PaceyWhitter: Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.


Well it could be. Vasodilators will have a pretty generalized effect, some of the same hypertension drugs prescribed to people are also given to dogs. Just a matter of testing it out. The real issue is that even if such a thing existed, why would breeders bother with it. The electric buttplug method is cheaper and allows them to sell a whole lot more squirts per bull.
 
2020-01-13 06:57:38 PM  

The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14


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2020-01-13 07:01:15 PM  

The Brown Word: The electric buttplug method is cheaper


/avoids eye contatct and slowly backs away from username
 
2020-01-13 07:09:16 PM  
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2020-01-13 07:12:26 PM  

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2020-01-13 07:13:53 PM  

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"I feel so funky."
 
2020-01-13 07:14:59 PM  
Poor bastard. Couldn't sleep for three days because he didn't have enough skin left to close his eyes.
 
2020-01-13 07:15:23 PM  

NeoCortex42: The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14

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Seriously? I'm 47 and I still think about it pretty much constantly.
 
2020-01-13 07:22:06 PM  

lostcat: NeoCortex42: The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14

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Seriously? I'm 47 and I still think about it pretty much constantly.


That was probably the last time he could see it
 
2020-01-13 07:35:47 PM  

LewDux: [YouTube video: Hitler takes too much Viagra]


That was goddamn hilarious, thanks.
 
2020-01-13 07:41:10 PM  
You know who else took bull Viagra:
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2020-01-13 07:41:33 PM  

Nuclear Monk: Nice....
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Now we know why he was always so happy.
 
2020-01-13 07:41:50 PM  

lostcat: NeoCortex42: The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14

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Seriously? I'm 47 and I still think about it pretty much constantly.


I can't say I've ever thought of The Yattering's penis.
 
2020-01-13 07:47:13 PM  

MBooda: lostcat: NeoCortex42: The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14

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Seriously? I'm 47 and I still think about it pretty much constantly.

I can't say I've ever thought of The Yattering's penis.


You're not missing much
 
2020-01-13 07:55:10 PM  

The Yattering: MBooda: lostcat: NeoCortex42: The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14

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Seriously? I'm 47 and I still think about it pretty much constantly.

I can't say I've ever thought of The Yattering's penis.

You're not missing much


That's what she said.
 
2020-01-13 07:55:46 PM  
When surgery failed, doctors spent three days trying to find a solution

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2020-01-13 08:19:09 PM  
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2020-01-13 08:22:12 PM  

PaceyWhitter: Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.


My guess would be Spanish fly, otherwise known as cantharidin.
 
2020-01-13 08:32:28 PM  

Stochastic Cow: PaceyWhitter: Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.

My guess would be Spanish fly, otherwise known as cantharidin.


Oh God, I've used that stuff to get rid of a wart, huge blister, people eat that stuff on purpose.
 
2020-01-13 08:36:24 PM  
The Fluffer Union is going to file a protest.
 
2020-01-13 08:36:59 PM  

Stochastic Cow: PaceyWhitter: Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.

My guess would be Spanish fly, otherwise known as cantharidin.


Not to argue with your username on the subject, but this is what my guess is.

https://www.zoetisus.com/products/dai​r​y/lutalyse_injection.aspx
 
2020-01-13 08:51:10 PM  
Article never said if his date showed up. Or if he had a good time with her
 
2020-01-13 08:51:31 PM  
Guy could have s pretty fun time in Vegas with a 3-day boner....
 
2020-01-13 08:58:43 PM  

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What does the peril partnership have to do with this?
 
2020-01-13 09:07:32 PM  

johndalek: Article never said if his date showed up. Or if he had a good time with her


I'm sure they did, til the cows came.

/home
 
2020-01-13 09:23:39 PM  

PaceyWhitter: Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.


Why don't you just read TFA and drug us down. TFA mentions that it is a veterinary medicine that farmers use to help inseminate bulls, ok? Sure it is not bull viagara. But it is a medicine for bulls that works just like viagara, ok? See, that is called a metaphor.  It is a comparison without using "like" or "as". So with a metaphor, one can say "bull viagara", and people who know metaphors can figure out that it is just like viagara, but made for 2000 pound creatures not 200 pound ones. Hope this helps.
 
2020-01-13 09:34:47 PM  

Kevin72: inseminate bulls,


That's probably someone's thing, but it's not going to make any baby cows.
 
2020-01-13 09:47:31 PM  
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2020-01-13 09:58:58 PM  

gojirast: Kevin72: inseminate bulls,

That's probably someone's thing, but it's not going to make any baby cows.


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2020-01-13 10:24:59 PM  

Kevin72: TFA mentions that it is a veterinary medicine that farmers use to help inseminate bulls, ok?


You need some top shelf Cosby-level drugs to inseminate a bull...
 
2020-01-13 10:25:32 PM  
Vigaroso?
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2020-01-13 11:30:32 PM  

drayno76: Stochastic Cow: PaceyWhitter: Ok, bull Viagra is not a thing.  Viagra is a drug, Sildenaphil.  Are they saying he took a large dose?  Are they saying he took a different drug that is used on bills?  Then it is not Viagra.

My guess would be Spanish fly, otherwise known as cantharidin.

Not to argue with your username on the subject, but this is what my guess is.

https://www.zoetisus.com/products/dair​y/lutalyse_injection.aspx


Sorry, but that goes to the female cows, to sync their cycles so you can do timed AI. Give them their shots (3-5) and on the right day at the right time you line them up and breed everyone you gave the shots to. You get a 35-40% conception rate. Preg check at 35 days post breeding and start over with the ones that are still open.
 
2020-01-14 01:32:14 AM  
Is this what they used to get rid of the erection?

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2020-01-14 01:52:46 AM  
For some reason, just the mere mention of the word 'erection' reminds me of the story of Dem. Presidential nominee-to-be, Gary Hart when he said to his lover on the yacht on that fateful day: 'I said to lick my erection not wreck my election.'
 
2020-01-14 05:58:12 AM  
They should have just shown him a picture of Renée Zellweger.
 
2020-01-14 11:57:43 AM  

The Yattering: What's with all the dick articles today?  I haven't thought this much about my own penis since I was 14


I'm 43. I still think about it for a large portion of the day, every day.
I'm thinking about it right now.
 
2020-01-14 12:56:20 PM  
Need a hooker prescription.
 
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