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2020-01-13 06:53:25 PM  
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A British socialite stole nearly $300,000 from her dementia-suffering grandmother to fund her lavish lifestyle, including designer clothes and stays in Beverly Hills hotels, according to local reports.
 
2020-01-13 06:54:17 PM  
oh dear tfa is far worse than sucking infinitely many cocks to fund a socialite lifestyle
 
2020-01-13 06:57:38 PM  
She was probably going to inherut the money anyway, and what's someone with dementia going to spend it on. No harm, no foul.
 
2020-01-13 06:59:38 PM  
And ppl act like I'm evil 💀😂👿
 
2020-01-13 07:00:30 PM  

duckpoopy: She was probably going to inherut the money anyway, and what's someone with dementia going to spend it on. No harm, no foul.


Medical care?  Food? Shelter? Final expenses?
 
2020-01-13 07:02:08 PM  
I was expecting her to have chopped up her parents for the insurance money.

A literal life hack, so to speak
 
2020-01-13 07:03:35 PM  
Poor people with well-off elderly family members can do so really shady shiat. I have seen way too much of this lately.
 
2020-01-13 07:05:13 PM  
My grandmother had dementia and we didn't steal her money.

She died alone and confused in the middle of the night in a room she didn't recognize with nobody around to help her.

Anyway, I hope this biatch dies the second most horrible death possible, because people who don't even deserve it already get the worst one because reality is just awful.
 
2020-01-13 07:08:05 PM  
2 year suspended sentence, 150 hours community service, and alcohol rehab for £300k? Not a bad trade off if you can live with yourself.
 
2020-01-13 07:08:50 PM  
Well I'm sure those two months in prison will set her straight.
 
2020-01-13 07:08:53 PM  
Why do they all aspire to look like blow-up dolls?
 
2020-01-13 07:09:04 PM  
Her grandmother probably didnt miss it.....


Forgive me
 
2020-01-13 07:23:06 PM  
Demented partisanship is a curse upon this country.
 
2020-01-13 07:23:32 PM  
"Do not come to this court asking for a second chance," Judge Crane said. "That is what you have been given with this sentence."

Why the warning, has she got a second relative with money who somebody is going to put her in charge of?
 
2020-01-13 07:25:52 PM  

skozlaw: My grandmother had dementia and we didn't steal her money.

She died alone and confused in the middle of the night in a room she didn't recognize with nobody around to help her.

Anyway, I hope this biatch dies the second most horrible death possible, because people who don't even deserve it already get the worst one because reality is just awful.


My dad does right now, and is probably in the last stages of life since he took a big spill a few days ago (broke 6 ribs, busted his head, and to really make it all fun AF he has late stage Parkinson's) and is still in Trauma sector of hospital.

TFA's twatnozzle socialite model really needs to get the living shiat beat out of her in lockup. Make her fugly on the outside.
 
2020-01-13 07:31:27 PM  

duckpoopy: She was probably going to inherut the money anyway, and what's someone with dementia going to spend it on. No harm, no foul.


I hate myself for laughing at this.

/then again it's either laugh or be stuck thinking of global misery and the future it holds
//so, ty. fark.
 
2020-01-13 07:37:17 PM  

gameshowhost: skozlaw: My grandmother had dementia and we didn't steal her money.

She died alone and confused in the middle of the night in a room she didn't recognize with nobody around to help her.

Anyway, I hope this biatch dies the second most horrible death possible, because people who don't even deserve it already get the worst one because reality is just awful.

My dad does right now, and is probably in the last stages of life since he took a big spill a few days ago (broke 6 ribs, busted his head, and to really make it all fun AF he has late stage Parkinson's) and is still in Trauma sector of hospital.

TFA's twatnozzle socialite model really needs to get the living shiat beat out of her in lockup. Make her fugly on the outside.


My Mom had it too, and this trollop will visit a very special place in hell when she meets her maker.
 
2020-01-13 07:40:21 PM  
I suspect the mom was a partner in this scheme. She has a daughter who is living above her means, oh what to do? I know, assign her to take care of her grandmother, who is vulnerable and has some money in the bank. That should work out well.
 
2020-01-13 07:42:19 PM  
Who doesn't love their grandparents they're usually kind and don't do spankings and discipline unless they're into that, but parents on the other hand....

I wonder if mum is rethinking  her own end-of-life care now?
 
2020-01-13 07:42:42 PM  
Step 1: Have a grandparent with buckets of money
Step 2: Kill your conscience
Step 3 Profit?
 
2020-01-13 07:43:41 PM  
"Judge Rebecca Crane handed down a two-year sentence, suspended for 20 months. "

She stole $300,000 and she got a suspended sentence, which means actual time in prison.

I'm pretty sure if I still $300,000 I wouldn't get off so lightly with just a bit of community service.

It pays to be pretty in more ways than one.
 
2020-01-13 07:44:35 PM  

beakgeek: gameshowhost: skozlaw: My grandmother had dementia and we didn't steal her money.

She died alone and confused in the middle of the night in a room she didn't recognize with nobody around to help her.

Anyway, I hope this biatch dies the second most horrible death possible, because people who don't even deserve it already get the worst one because reality is just awful.

My dad does right now, and is probably in the last stages of life since he took a big spill a few days ago (broke 6 ribs, busted his head, and to really make it all fun AF he has late stage Parkinson's) and is still in Trauma sector of hospital.

TFA's twatnozzle socialite model really needs to get the living shiat beat out of her in lockup. Make her fugly on the outside.

My Mom had it too, and this trollop will visit a very special place in hell when she meets her maker.


I'm an atheist but am 'praying' that she's bound for the 9th circle
 
2020-01-13 07:48:46 PM  
We k kwow. They moved to Canada.

Tldr
 
2020-01-13 07:57:27 PM  

skozlaw: Anyway, I hope this biatch dies the second most horrible death possible, because people who don't even deserve it already get the worst one because reality is just awful.


WTH are you talking about?
 
2020-01-13 07:59:12 PM  
Chevello: Step 1: Have a grandparent with buckets of money
Step 2: Kill your conscience grandparent
Step 3 Profit?

She was told to take care of the grandmother. That could mean a couple of things.
 
2020-01-13 08:12:09 PM  
"Jet-setting"?

That phrase hasn't been relevant since... well, since before Continental was bought out.
 
2020-01-13 08:24:52 PM  
Damn stole all that money and couldn't lasso herself a rich sugar daddy?
 
2020-01-13 08:27:17 PM  
She & my mom would get along swimmingly.  I'd would be like a gender-swappped remake of "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."
 
2020-01-13 08:56:21 PM  
Why didn't she just marry rich old guy?
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2020-01-13 09:14:06 PM  

bucket_pup: Poor people with well-off elderly family members can do so really shady shiat. I have seen way too much of this lately.


The poor stay poor,
the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

really nothing to do with your post or the article, i don't think, i didn't read it.
 
2020-01-13 10:08:36 PM  
Whenever I hear the word 'socialite', I reach for my Luger: Benjamin Franklin.
 
2020-01-13 10:15:23 PM  
We put our Mom in a very, very nice care center. She has later-stage dementia, but is as active as she wants to be. Her accumulated savings/investments/property mean she will be treated like a Queen for the rest of her life. A relative wanted to keep her in her home and "look after her". Only now do I realize how close we came to having her lose everything to this scheming dirt-bag and his equally scheming wife. Thank God the one person we chose to have power of attorney was well-off enough to protect all of her assets - save for one farked-up decision she will have to answer for when the will is eventually read.
 
2020-01-13 10:24:11 PM  
ftfa: (the judge said) 'sentencing decision was "very difficult" as Evans-Schreiber was the sole carer for her daughter.'

What?   Article also says the model gave money to the dad of her 8 yr old daughter... which means he's still alive b/c zombies don't need cash.

/ plus this woman did such a bang-up job as carer for grandma
 
2020-01-13 10:26:41 PM  

UltimaCS: Save a click:
A British socialite stole nearly $300,000 from her dementia-suffering grandmother to fund her lavish lifestyle, including designer clothes and stays in Beverly Hills hotels, according to local reports.


For the life of me, I'll never understand what motivates some people. Nothing this person spent that money on sounds attractive or interesting.
 
2020-01-13 10:49:55 PM  
"I am very, very perturbed about the litany of other threads in the Main tag that intersect with politics, and people talking about politics in general!  Just kidding - I only mention it in threads where I want to look cool and get some votes from other ignorant dingleberries.  Hahaha I vote for conservatives and really enjoy a good champagne enema except up my floppy peehole.  I, for all intents and purposes, am very smart."
 
2020-01-13 10:53:12 PM  
Anyone who considers themselves a "socialite" is 100% guaranteed to be a vapid waste of oxygen.
 
2020-01-13 11:27:06 PM  

waxbeans: And ppl act like I'm evil 💀😂👿


Not mutually exclusive concepts? :P
/Peace
 
2020-01-13 11:30:37 PM  
At least she isn't the co-manager of a hebe-rape club.
 
2020-01-14 12:46:11 AM  
I see affluenza sentencing has reached the UK...
 
2020-01-14 03:22:31 AM  
Her mother sounds like an idiot. "My daughter is an alcoholic party animal so I'll buy her a house, give her access to the bank accounts of someone too gaga to notice what's happening and hope that she finds wiping up piss and shiat in Northamptonshire more rewarding than the high life."
 
2020-01-14 08:53:24 AM  

nanim: ftfa: (the judge said) 'sentencing decision was "very difficult" as Evans-Schreiber was the sole carer for her daughter.'

What?   Article also says the model gave money to the dad of her 8 yr old daughter... which means he's still alive b/c zombies don't need cash.

/ plus this woman did such a bang-up job as carer for grandma


Yeah, rather convenient wouldn't you say that gran died just when the money ran out?
 
2020-01-14 10:58:01 AM  

duckpoopy: She was probably going to inherut the money anyway, and what's someone with dementia going to spend it on. No harm, no foul.


👆🏼
Prime example of where alleged sarcasm is not funny.
 
2020-01-14 11:39:27 AM  
*deletes entire thread... for... MISOGYNY!!*
 
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