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(Washington Post)   Who else has that box of random cords because there is always a person in the movies who saves the day because they have a dusty zip drive on a shelf somewhere and you want to be that hero   ( divider line
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484 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 10 Jan 2020 at 1:35 PM (46 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-01-10 10:59:51 AM  
6 votes:

NewportBarGuy: How else am i supposed to build my homemade IED when my neighbor pisses me off?

I misread that as IUD.
2020-01-10 4:23:48 PM  
3 votes:

buckeyebrain: Who doesn't?

My ex-wife got my box of cords in the divorce.
2020-01-10 10:39:19 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-01-10 10:30:28 AM  
3 votes:
It's two 3 cubic foot moving boxed and a 40 gallon plastic tub.
2020-01-10 2:18:57 PM  
2 votes:
I'm keeping my boxes of outdated tech out of the waste stream to help combat global climate change. You're welcome, planet.
2020-01-10 1:30:02 PM  
2 votes:
Ok, whatever this word salad headline was supposed to mean is a mystery, but maybe a good indication of why submitter needs such a stupid article in the first place. Whoever needs instructions for how to throw away unneeded objects could be expected to omit vital words and phrases, discard grammar with an almost savage disdain, and abandon any pretense of effort concerning proofreading. How many submitters must it take to change a light bulb? ALL OF THEM.

There needs to be a third type of Farker in addition to TFers and Liters: FoneFarkers. They're the lowest stratum of all, even if they have a paid subscription. Their autotypo features on their devices poison social discourse by lowering the bar of social interaction so far that it becomes possible for Redditors to insult Fark. They set metaphorical fire to generations of hard-earned educational prowess which formerly signified a higher echelon of existence than, say, a 14th-century plague-ridden autist.

If Fark has an app, for f*ck sake build in a window of nonoperation. Make it stop working between say Friday at 9AM and Sunday 9AM. Then at least we wouldn't be faced with brain-twisting headlines that seem somehow familiar but are wrong not by misspelling but omission. This is the curse of autocorrect: the direct transfer of human error from spelling to missing words.

/I'll be here all year
//try the fish
///three makes three
2020-01-10 11:05:13 AM  
2 votes:

Kegovitch: NewportBarGuy: How else am i supposed to build my homemade IED when my neighbor pisses me off?

I misread that as IUD.

I really need to work on my kegels.
2020-01-10 1:43:48 PM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: You never know when you will need to charge a cell phone from 2002.

I am assuming pretty much every guy has one of these in some form or another..

There... might also a girl who does, too.
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2020-01-10 10:34:14 AM  
1 vote:
And monitors. So many monitors.
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