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(The Scottish Sun)   Drunk Brit bites staff during four-hour plane rampage after she begged male passengers to take her to mile high club   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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Psychopusher [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 9:57:25 AM  
Penis man, penis man
Does whatever a penis can
Sprays his seed everywhere
Knocks up chicks, has no hair
Look out!  Here comes the penis man!
 
orezona
2020-01-07 10:22:50 AM  
I don't know, it's probably a hideous chick...

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Red Shirt Blues
2020-01-07 10:22:55 AM  

Psychopusher: Penis man, penis man
Does whatever a penis can
Sprays his seed everywhere
Knocks up chicks, has no hair
Look out!  Here comes the penis man!


Was this meant for two threads down?
 
MythDragon
2020-01-07 10:23:48 AM  
Shes not bad. Especially for being British.

Yeah, I'd bang her in the lavatory.

/I'm sure a lady who barebacks random dudes on an airplane is clean.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:23:58 AM  
Stay classy, England.
 
jso2897
2020-01-07 10:24:17 AM  
You pull something like this in a bar, you get therapy.
Doing it on a plane in flight is serious business, and six months is not an excessive sentence here.
 
SirEattonHogg
2020-01-07 10:24:21 AM  
Defence lawyer, Martin Callery, said: "She is thoroughly ashamed of herself and because she is remorseful, she is utterly embarrassed at the way she behaved. It is completely out of character as far as she is concerned.


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Boo_Guy
2020-01-07 10:24:25 AM  
She seems fun.
 
Dangerous_sociopath
2020-01-07 10:24:26 AM  
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sxacho
2020-01-07 10:24:36 AM  
Hmmm...
 
WhiskeySticks
2020-01-07 10:24:46 AM  
Would have taken one for the team and loaded her in the bone zone.
 
The5thElement
2020-01-07 10:26:22 AM  
Is her name Veruca Salt, because she wanted it now.
 
SirEattonHogg
2020-01-07 10:26:24 AM  
As others noted here, no doubt she's a hellcat in the sack.

And no doubt you'll regret it soon afterwards/
 
TotallyRealNotFake
2020-01-07 10:27:23 AM  
Came prepared for "British Hot" to find out she's actually hot.
Trashy hot, but attractive none the less.
Good job England, you're getting there!
 
yanoosh
2020-01-07 10:27:32 AM  
Maybe a good root in the lav would have calmed her down. Stand aside folks I'm a professional.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-01-07 10:28:25 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Defence lawyer, Martin Callery, said: "She is thoroughly ashamed of herself and because she is remorseful, she is utterly embarrassed at the way she behaved. It is completely out of character as far as she is concerned.


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Came to post exactly this quote and photo from TFA.
 
waxbeans
2020-01-07 10:28:49 AM  

orezona: I don't know, it's probably a hideous chick...

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Nope. She's a bag of walnuts. And this is coming from a man-whore.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2020-01-07 10:29:27 AM  
The UK needs an intervention about their alcohol problem...
 
kendelrio
2020-01-07 10:29:52 AM  

TotallyRealNotFake: Came prepared for "British Hot" to find out she's actually hot.
Trashy hot, but attractive none the less.
Good job England, you're getting there!


I dunno...

Based on the one I can see, those knees look awful sharp...
 
TheSteelCricket
2020-01-07 10:29:57 AM  
We need to cut her some slack. She was very apprehensive about coming back to her abusive family. I would have given her the comfort she needed.
 
busy chillin'
2020-01-07 10:30:13 AM  
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Wellon Dowd
2020-01-07 10:30:19 AM  
Not as rough as I expected.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:30:35 AM  
I'd take one for the team, but I wouldn't give her my real name.
 
swankywanky
2020-01-07 10:31:14 AM  
That's like a British 15.

//never stick it in the crazy
 
Rapmaster2000
2020-01-07 10:31:37 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Not as rough as I expected.


Give her another decade of heavy drinking.
 
SirEattonHogg
2020-01-07 10:32:35 AM  
I bet sleeping with her, I'd be the one to lie back and think of England.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:33:06 AM  
The fear of flying devolves into a frenzy of dickplay?

That was the most Erica Jong-esque news story I've read in ages.
 
JoeCowboy
2020-01-07 10:33:34 AM  
She's probably not a born and bred brit, teeth are not wonky...

JC
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:34:00 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: The UK needs an intervention about their alcohol problem...


They used to be 'functional alcoholics' back in the day - stiff-upper-lipped even when pant-sh*ttingly drunk.
I guess they went a pint too far.
 
ShamanGator
2020-01-07 10:34:25 AM  
Was the flight headed to a gay resort? Most straight guys would have been line, I know I would have. Always carry protection & a fake ID. The crazy ones can be soooo much fun.
 
SirEattonHogg
2020-01-07 10:35:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Wellon Dowd: Not as rough as I expected.

Give her another decade of heavy drinking.


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I'm guessing Gin Alley as opposed to Beer Street.
 
FormlessOne [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:36:10 AM  
"She is thoroughly ashamed of herself and because she is remorseful, she is utterly embarrassed at the way she behaved. It is completely out of character as far as she is concerned."

Maury adjusts his tie, clears his throat, and announces to the audience that the picture of her gleefully flipping off the photographer would indicate that the statement is a lie.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:36:33 AM  
Completely in character for a 20 year old woman returning from Abu Dhabi alone.
 
ALFER69
2020-01-07 10:37:35 AM  
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Mr Tarantula
2020-01-07 10:38:52 AM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
Interceptor1
2020-01-07 10:39:52 AM  

Mr Tarantula: What's her Fark handle?


There are no women on the innerwebs.
 
Psychopusher [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:40:14 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Psychopusher: Penis man, penis man
Does whatever a penis can
Sprays his seed everywhere
Knocks up chicks, has no hair
Look out!  Here comes the penis man!

Was this meant for two threads down?


*bows head*

Yes.  Yes, it was.

*flogs self*
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2020-01-07 10:41:22 AM  
This is your captain speaking.  The turbulence you are experiencing is coming from the aft lavatory.  For your safety, we will be jettisoning the lavatory.  That parachute is only 30 years old and never used.  It should open.  If not, free non-peanut, gluten free peanuts for everyone else!

/I'm not the only one who thought that would be a cool option on passenger planes.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:43:18 AM  

SirEattonHogg: As others noted here, no doubt she's a hellcat in the sack.

And no doubt you'll regret it soon afterwards/


Someone else's name, bogus phone number. Take care she doesn't chew your arm off during your escape.
 
The Googles Do Nothing [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-01-07 10:46:06 AM  
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ukexpat
2020-01-07 10:46:14 AM  
Another drunken bloody chav embarrassing the nation.
 
Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole
2020-01-07 10:48:38 AM  
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dready zim
2020-01-07 10:51:46 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Classic English Chav.

Note the garish shoes with no socks. The way she is a bit hot but also looks a bit like a man. The total fark you attitude. The complete lack of any sense of shame.

If any of the guys had taken her up on her offer, she would most likely punch them afterwards.
 
mongbiohazard
2020-01-07 10:54:13 AM  

ShamanGator: Was the flight headed to a gay resort? Most straight guys would have been line, I know I would have. Always carry protection & a fake ID. The crazy ones can be soooo much fun.


No thanks. I learned my lesson about "crazy but hot" when I was in my 20's. It was hardly ever worth it, and contrary to popular memes the sex was no different from sane ladies. It was usually OK, sometimes great, sometimes subpar.  And she is not particularly hot. She's just skinny and OK looking. I've certainly been with uglier, but for that amount of crazy to be worth taking the chance she should at least be actually hot.

I'll take mildly attractive and nice with her shiat together over smoking hot and crazy any day of the week.
 
Prince George
2020-01-07 10:54:32 AM  

Psychopusher: Red Shirt Blues: Psychopusher: Penis man, penis man
Does whatever a penis can
Sprays his seed everywhere
Knocks up chicks, has no hair
Look out!  Here comes the penis man!

Was this meant for two threads down?

*bows head*

Yes.  Yes, it was.

*flogs self*


Still of worked.  Give him a pass.  She was calling for Penis man to rescue her.
 
MBooda
2020-01-07 10:54:44 AM  
bites staff

...and asked for a package of nuts?

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Pats_Cloth_Coat [TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:55:06 AM  
She's cute, but banging a chick who is so completely wasted like she was really is rape. If you have a conscience, you really don't want that on it.
 
Arkanaut
2020-01-07 10:55:15 AM  

orezona: I don't know, it's probably a hideous chick...

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Careful, she'll bite your staff.
 
The Googles Do Nothing [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-01-07 10:55:49 AM  

dready zim: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Classic English Chav.

Note the garish shoes with no socks. The way she is a bit hot but also looks a bit like a man. The total fark you attitude. The complete lack of any sense of shame.

If any of the guys had taken her up on her offer, she would most likely punch them afterwards.


Is chav-humping anything like tub-thumping?   I only speak American.
 
169th Cousin [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-01-07 10:56:42 AM  
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