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(Sad and Useless)   The actual length of owls' legs will never stop being funny   ( divider line
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2020-01-06 11:05:57 AM  
12 votes:
Lawd, he comin.

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2020-01-06 11:14:17 AM  
10 votes:
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3 are all badass, and that one guy in the back is all "What?"
2020-01-06 10:57:10 AM  
9 votes:
Fark all of this- I'm heading to the bar

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2020-01-06 12:14:18 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-01-06 11:37:10 AM  
6 votes:

farker99: [ image 660x990]
3 are all badass, and that one guy in the back is all "What?"

I am getting more of an owl version of this guy:
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2020-01-06 11:23:09 AM  
6 votes:

farker99: [ image 660x990]
3 are all badass, and that one guy in the back is all "What?"

Somebody needs to photoshop this into a boyband album cover
2020-01-06 12:06:06 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-01-06 11:57:47 AM  
4 votes:
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                   I see you looking up my skirt
2020-01-06 10:50:14 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-01-06 12:22:49 PM  
3 votes:
Baby barn owls take the creep factor to 11.
Owls Mistaken for Aliens
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2020-01-06 11:24:33 AM  
3 votes:

Unoriginal_Username: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Their feet can still kill you.

Hell, their looks can kill as well.

Oh hell yeah.

Many years ago I was a volunteer counselor at a camp for kids who'd lost a loved one, and we took a field
trip to a local wild life sanctuary.  They had a tank with a couple of tiny little white owls.  They were like the size
of a Funco Pop figurine, and absolutely adorable.

Until one of them, looking right at me, opened his beak and hissed, and I didn't need to be Doctor Doolittle to
see that the eyes said "You would totally be my lunch if that glass wasn't there, boyo."

Still:  they are my favorite birds of prey.
2020-01-06 12:17:29 PM  
2 votes:
Hike up your pants like a big boy. Who's a good owl? Who?

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2020-01-06 12:00:13 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-01-06 11:37:38 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-01-06 12:06:48 PM  
1 vote:

mudpants: [ image 637x643]

Beat me to it.

Owls are like cats, they usually keep themselves folded up so when you see how long their actual limbs and neck are they look freaky.
2020-01-06 11:31:58 AM  
1 vote:
Time for tickles?
2020-01-06 11:24:56 AM  
1 vote:
Some of those photos look like forced upskirt pics.
2020-01-06 11:10:50 AM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Anybody with Rush albums from the 70s knows this.


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