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2020-01-06 10:50:14 AM  
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2020-01-06 10:53:41 AM  
Their feet can still kill you.
 
2020-01-06 10:54:55 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Their feet can still kill you.


Hell, their looks can kill as well.
 
2020-01-06 10:57:10 AM  
Fark all of this- I'm heading to the bar

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2020-01-06 11:00:36 AM  
Anybody with Rush albums from the 70s knows this.
 
2020-01-06 11:05:57 AM  
Lawd, he comin.

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2020-01-06 11:06:16 AM  
Ever notice the badass blade assembly at the end of those long legs?
 
2020-01-06 11:08:47 AM  
Silent murderous hunting beasts are the cutest for some reason.
 
2020-01-06 11:10:50 AM  

FrancoFile: Anybody with Rush albums from the 70s knows this.


This.

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2020-01-06 11:12:54 AM  
I wonder what the prison owl (5th down) did to be put in metal shackles.
 
2020-01-06 11:14:17 AM  
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3 are all badass, and that one guy in the back is all "What?"
 
2020-01-06 11:23:09 AM  

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3 are all badass, and that one guy in the back is all "What?"


Somebody needs to photoshop this into a boyband album cover
 
2020-01-06 11:24:33 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Their feet can still kill you.

Hell, their looks can kill as well.


Oh hell yeah.

Many years ago I was a volunteer counselor at a camp for kids who'd lost a loved one, and we took a field
trip to a local wild life sanctuary.  They had a tank with a couple of tiny little white owls.  They were like the size
of a Funco Pop figurine, and absolutely adorable.

Until one of them, looking right at me, opened his beak and hissed, and I didn't need to be Doctor Doolittle to
see that the eyes said "You would totally be my lunch if that glass wasn't there, boyo."

Still:  they are my favorite birds of prey.
 
2020-01-06 11:24:56 AM  
Some of those photos look like forced upskirt pics.
 
2020-01-06 11:31:58 AM  
Time for tickles?
 
2020-01-06 11:37:10 AM  

farker99: [sadanduseless.b-cdn.net image 660x990]
3 are all badass, and that one guy in the back is all "What?"


I am getting more of an owl version of this guy:
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2020-01-06 11:37:38 AM  
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2020-01-06 11:43:28 AM  

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Clash of the Titans! I haven't seen that for decades.
 
2020-01-06 11:57:47 AM  
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                   I see you looking up my skirt
 
2020-01-06 12:00:13 PM  
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2020-01-06 12:06:06 PM  
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2020-01-06 12:06:48 PM  

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Beat me to it.

Owls are like cats, they usually keep themselves folded up so when you see how long their actual limbs and neck are they look freaky.
 
2020-01-06 12:14:18 PM  
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2020-01-06 12:17:29 PM  
Hike up your pants like a big boy. Who's a good owl? Who?

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2020-01-06 12:22:49 PM  
Baby barn owls take the creep factor to 11.
Owls Mistaken for Aliens
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2020-01-06 12:27:46 PM  
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Best to mind the forest's manners, don't make fun of the residents.
 
2020-01-06 2:09:05 PM  
Owl go out on a limb here and guess subby is a leg subby?
 
2020-01-06 5:16:48 PM  
Those are some superb owls.
 
2020-01-07 12:02:24 PM  

WhiskeySticks: FrancoFile: Anybody with Rush albums from the 70s knows this.

This.

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I have that tattooed on my back.
 
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