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2019-12-31 1:21:50 AM  
53 votes:
Three kids, two daddies, and counting.

Whole family is just one big white trash convention.
 
2019-12-31 6:39:59 AM  
28 votes:

Alphax: I don't want to say she's bad for sleeping around, but use some frickkin birth control.


If all she did was sleep around she'd be awsome. What she and her horrible family do is hypocritically make money out of telling OTHERS how to live.
 
2019-12-31 8:32:14 AM  
20 votes:
You gotta give credit to Sarah Palin, she started the "proud to be ignorant" movement.

The more she put her foot in her mouth, the more her fans loved her.  Nobody wants to be talked down to by a politician.
 
2019-12-31 6:11:53 AM  
19 votes:
She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.
 
2019-12-31 1:10:14 AM  
19 votes:
(groan)  Now there's a pun that doesn't work with most families.
 
2019-12-31 5:13:34 AM  
17 votes:
"The 29-year-old and Moore went Instagram-official .."

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2019-12-31 8:36:53 AM  
14 votes:

SirEattonHogg: I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.


I like how you say "at the strip club" then imply that if you work there, you really have to be trash.
But you're there.
 
2019-12-31 8:30:08 AM  
11 votes:
I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.
 
2019-12-31 7:38:48 AM  
11 votes:
I haven't seen her in 10 years.  She's had a lot of work done on her face.
 
2019-12-31 6:31:24 AM  
11 votes:
I don't want to say she's bad for sleeping around, but use some frickkin birth control.
 
2019-12-31 7:11:08 AM  
10 votes:
This reads like a bad episode of Maury.
 
2019-12-31 8:40:05 AM  
9 votes:

EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.


But are her tits still big?  Don't leave out the important stuff!
 
2019-12-31 8:55:27 AM  
8 votes:

BitwiseShift: Seen here in the Texas A&M recruiting poster on the "Quality Education, Quality Friends" campaign.

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They look like brother and sister.
 
2019-12-31 2:27:06 AM  
8 votes:

Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?


Either her or her idiot mother.
 
2019-12-31 10:16:33 AM  
7 votes:

Wyalt Derp: Not interested - she doesn't believe in sex before marriage.


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2019-12-31 9:44:24 AM  
7 votes:
Bristol Palin Dancing with the Stars HDTV
Youtube sx3gTqbzTxA

Call me sexist, or call her a clown car, but I would. Then, I'd change my phone number.
 
2019-12-31 8:40:47 AM  
7 votes:

cryinoutloud: SirEattonHogg: I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.

I like how you say "at the strip club" then imply that if you work there, you really have to be trash.
But you're there.


Yes, it did come across like that.  Not really my intention.  I meant it more - bad decisions, born into poor family and dancing has to do  to pay to cover things.  But as you say, here we are and I inserted foot in mouth.
 
2019-12-31 8:23:20 AM  
7 votes:
Not gonna lie. I would. She probably wouldn't want to but I would.
 
2019-12-31 6:58:19 AM  
7 votes:

Alphax: I don't want to say she's bad for sleeping around, but use some frickkin birth control.


But birth control is evil and means a female has sex for any reason other than making babies and we can't have females thinking sex is fun because that's only for men to enjoy.
 
2019-12-31 10:20:55 AM  
6 votes:
I love how she made a lot of money touring for rubes talking about abstinence and morality. Farking hilarious.
 
2019-12-31 9:25:51 AM  
6 votes:
The problem with Bristol Palin is that she's living proof that the old adage: "The nuttier, the sluttier".

She also makes Rule #3 come into play: "Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy."

Especially since she also seems to be one of those girls, who gets pregnant if you even look at her with lust in your eyes. :P
 
2019-12-31 8:19:54 AM  
6 votes:

toetag: Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I might be taking a trip to Alaska.

Doesn't she live in Arizona now?


Alaska...Arizona, they are virtually neighbors.  If I have learned anything from Sarah Palin, nowhere is too far from Alaska.
 
2019-12-31 6:14:42 AM  
6 votes:

Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?


Track was Sarah's oldest kid, the ex-soldier who got jailed for assault on his own family.
 
2019-12-31 8:49:09 PM  
5 votes:

ongbok: Lasted a month. Dude woke up and realized that she has 3 kids, 2 baby daddies, a crazy mother, and decided that her willingness to take it in the butt wasn't worth it.


If she was willing to do that, she wouldn't have 3 kids.
 
2019-12-31 10:41:53 AM  
5 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Yes, it did come across like that.  Not really my intention.  I meant it more - bad decisions, born into poor family and dancing has to do  to pay to cover things.  But as you say, here we are and I inserted foot in mouth.


I always get a kick out of how you men both villainize and adore bad girls at the same time. Because that's where I came from.
And I still have people telling me to "go get a man" like that's a solution to anything.

/fark being a toy and a cast-off for some man.
 
2019-12-31 9:41:09 AM  
5 votes:

theflatline: Supposedly that "baby" that Sarah herself had (comma) had life belonged to Bristol as wife, but Momma took the rap cause didn't the public her tween was out there bangulating.

You know the kid that is actually named Trig Paxson Van Palin.


what?
 
2019-12-31 6:33:31 AM  
5 votes:
*slow clap for a very subtle headline*
 
2019-12-31 6:17:35 AM  
4 votes:

batlock666: Track, Tripp, Trig, ... Trogdor?


Not it.

/Touch nose.
 
2019-12-31 4:43:33 AM  
4 votes:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are our moral superiors, folks.
 
2019-12-31 8:11:39 PM  
3 votes:
Lasted a month. Dude woke up and realized that she has 3 kids, 2 baby daddies, a crazy mother, and decided that her willingness to take it in the butt wasn't worth it.
 
2019-12-31 2:10:32 PM  
3 votes:
I'm also thinking this woman gives off a very unwashed Britney Spears vibe. Like she's sticky, and smells like feet.
 
2019-12-31 10:33:37 AM  
3 votes:

Bimmer Jones: [YouTube video: Bristol Palin Dancing with the Stars HDTV]
Call me sexist, or call her a clown car, but I would. Then, I'd change my phone number.


Oh god yes. I'd have her leave the heels on while we banged.
Terrible dancer. Total hypocrite. Would bang without hesitation.
 
2019-12-31 9:55:09 AM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I haven't seen her in 10 years.  She's had a lot of work done on her face.


She said it was dental work, how dare you suggest it was cosmetic.

/ She learned to be a defensive inept liar from her mother
 
2019-12-31 9:14:30 AM  
3 votes:
Apparently her gaydar I'd broken.
 
2019-12-31 6:14:39 AM  
3 votes:
I am glad that her mother never became VP.  Honestly, this family is a gift from the trailer park gods.
 
2019-12-31 1:35:23 AM  
3 votes:
Nicely done, subs.
 
2019-12-31 1:40:13 PM  
2 votes:

wellreadsith: theflatline: Supposedly that "baby" that Sarah herself had had life belonged to Bristol as wife, but Momma took the rap cause didn't the public her tween was out there bangulating.

You know the kid that is actually named Trig Paxson Van Palin.

I remember that rumor. Supposedly Palin's own staffers didn't realize she was pregnant and Bristol disappeared for months because of some mystery illness.
/Can't find the link.
//Someone else will, probably.
///Nothing is too hard for Farmers to find.


I want to remind everyone that "Trig is Bristol's kid" rumors were going around Alaska well before Palin was in the spotlight.

It wasn't a national smear campaign, just normal small-town "everyone knows everyone" gossip.
 
2019-12-31 12:48:14 PM  
2 votes:

AeAe: What I like about Bristol Palin is that you can raw dog her and creampie her baby maker and she's cool with it.
I bet she's ok with getting an aborsh too.



She's already got 3 kids so I wouldn't bet 18 years of child support on that.
 
2019-12-31 10:43:14 AM  
2 votes:
What I like about Bristol Palin is that you can raw dog her and creampie her baby maker and she's cool with it.
I bet she's ok with getting an aborsh too.
 
2019-12-31 10:31:49 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: felching pen: pxlboy: Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?

Either her or her idiot mother.

No, I'm pretty sure she named her idiot mother Sarah.

Which one is Trig?  I can't keep track of these idiots.


The most 'tarded one.
 
2019-12-31 9:55:28 AM  
2 votes:
The kids in Bristol *aren't* sharp as a pistol.
 
2019-12-31 9:34:44 AM  
2 votes:
Supposedly that "baby" that Sarah herself had had life belonged to Bristol as wife, but Momma took the rap cause didn't the public her tween was out there bangulating.

You know the kid that is actually named Trig Paxson Van Palin.
 
2019-12-31 9:24:42 AM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: SirEattonHogg: I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.

I like how you say "at the strip club" then imply that if you work there, you really have to be trash.
But you're there.


Just because you're there doesn't mean that YOU are trash, it just means you like paying money to STARE at trash. It's like going to a zoo with a petting zone... and cheap pitchers on tuesdays.
 
2019-12-31 8:01:07 AM  
2 votes:
Wait til she goes on tour preaching about how social media is evil.
 
2019-12-31 7:30:22 AM  
2 votes:

italie: This reads like a bad episode of Maury.


Not even good enough for Maury, maybe the Steve Wilkos Show.

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2020-01-01 1:00:25 AM  
1 vote:
So I guess those family values aren't holding up too well...
 
2019-12-31 2:53:11 PM  
1 vote:
Can we give her to Pete Davidson so that Scarlet is back on the market instead?
 
2019-12-31 2:40:24 PM  
1 vote:

noheadphones: TBH- she seems like a good person that has had to navigate the utterly shiatty life minefield devised by her batshiat - crazy mother.


No, she doesn't. She is a grifter just like her mother taking advantage of idiots.
 
2019-12-31 2:13:54 PM  
1 vote:
Aged like wine.
Letterman Rips Sarah Palin And Her Daughter
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2019-12-31 11:10:06 AM  
1 vote:

amb: NINEv2: fusillade762: felching pen: pxlboy: Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?

Either her or her idiot mother.

No, I'm pretty sure she named her idiot mother Sarah.

Which one is Trig?  I can't keep track of these idiots.

The most 'tarded one.

I thought he was the smartest Palin.


That's like winning the gold at the spe...  Know what? We'll go with yours.
 
2019-12-31 10:46:54 AM  
1 vote:

Zombies ate my neighbors: Just because you're there doesn't mean that YOU are trash, it just means you like paying money to STARE at trash. It's like going to a zoo with a petting zone... and cheap pitchers on tuesdays.


If you want to stare at trash, there's tons of it that's a lot closer to your heart. Some of it might even look familiar.

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Oh but that's real and not our fantasy. Fark that.

/goes back to staring at fake things.
 
2019-12-31 10:34:24 AM  
1 vote:
TBH- she seems like a good person that has had to navigate the utterly shiatty life minefield devised by her batshiat - crazy mother.
 
2019-12-31 10:14:17 AM  
1 vote:

TheraTx: theflatline: Supposedly that "baby" that Sarah herself had (comma) had life belonged to Bristol as wife, but Momma took the rap cause didn't the public her tween was out there bangulating.

You know the kid that is actually named Trig Paxson Van Palin.

what?


Sorry about that, I was yakking on the phone with the Mrs. in Spanish.

It was supposed to say the baby she had later in life.
 
2019-12-31 9:36:12 AM  
1 vote:

Pincy: Apparently her gaydar I'd broken.


It works as well as your spell-check does...
 
2019-12-31 8:45:26 AM  
1 vote:

OldRod: EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.

But are her tits still big?  Don't leave out the important stuff!


Probably bigger, with the kids and all.

But the stupid is still there, you can find the equivalent in most towns in America, and many of them will sleep with you if you buy them a drink and pretend like you care.
 
2019-12-31 8:01:45 AM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.


Sooo....what you're saying is that it's a very small market?
 
2019-12-31 6:52:14 AM  
1 vote:
Hey now, she is still pretty looking and since it has been proven that you can in fact hit it and quit it, I might be taking a trip to Alaska.  While there I can drive across the border to Russia and pick me up one of those sexy Russian brides at any convenience store, right?
 
2019-12-31 4:57:59 AM  
1 vote:
Ha ha, those kids of 2008 vice-presidential candidates sure do get into some wacky situations, don't they?
 
2019-12-31 4:40:43 AM  
1 vote:
Is she still a teen advocate and strong supporter of family values?
 
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