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Taylor Mental
2019-12-31 1:06:37 AM  
That's what I call being a reproductive member of society.
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 1:10:14 AM  
(groan)  Now there's a pun that doesn't work with most families.
 
wejash [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 1:21:50 AM  
Three kids, two daddies, and counting.

Whole family is just one big white trash convention.
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 1:35:23 AM  
Nicely done, subs.
 
stan unusual [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 1:52:54 AM  
Better not be on the market in Nebraska.

/  a classmate was a county attorney out west and got a message from the public defender asking for a plea deal in a prostitution case- old B-girl client was willing to plead to something other than a prostitution charge
// left a message for the public defender that he's accept a plea to 28-1307
/// eventually plead to disorderly conduct
 
Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 2:22:53 AM  
Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 2:27:06 AM  

Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?


Either her or her idiot mother.
 
felching pen [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 2:41:08 AM  

pxlboy: Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?

Either her or her idiot mother.


No, I'm pretty sure she named her idiot mother Sarah.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 2:50:48 AM  
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fusillade762
2019-12-31 3:38:24 AM  

felching pen: pxlboy: Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?

Either her or her idiot mother.

No, I'm pretty sure she named her idiot mother Sarah.


Which one is Trig?  I can't keep track of these idiots.
 
groppet
2019-12-31 4:40:43 AM  
Is she still a teen advocate and strong supporter of family values?
 
Bslim [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 4:43:33 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are our moral superiors, folks.
 
Hoopy Frood
2019-12-31 4:57:59 AM  
Ha ha, those kids of 2008 vice-presidential candidates sure do get into some wacky situations, don't they?
 
Bslim [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 5:13:34 AM  
"The 29-year-old and Moore went Instagram-official .."

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Boo_Guy
2019-12-31 5:38:56 AM  
who.jpg
 
Don Gato
2019-12-31 5:46:02 AM  
Her kids are Trig, Geo and Calc.
 
batlock666
2019-12-31 5:48:18 AM  
Track, Tripp, Trig, ... Trogdor?
 
freddyV [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 6:08:25 AM  
Ok. Whose turn is it. Step up
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 6:11:53 AM  
She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.
 
Shirley Ujest
2019-12-31 6:14:39 AM  
I am glad that her mother never became VP.  Honestly, this family is a gift from the trailer park gods.
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 6:14:42 AM  

Circusdog320: Track...isn't that what she named one of her kids?


Track was Sarah's oldest kid, the ex-soldier who got jailed for assault on his own family.
 
batlock666
2019-12-31 6:17:35 AM  

batlock666: Track, Tripp, Trig, ... Trogdor?


Not it.

/Touch nose.
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 6:26:05 AM  
FTA: The daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin confirmed that she and her new boyfriend Janson Moore were no longer dating, just one month after they publicly announced their relationship.

I guess Mr. Moore found these devices outside of Bristol's bedroom door to be rather disconcerting:

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OhioUGrad
2019-12-31 6:28:28 AM  

EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.


Willow stepped up and then she got pregnant and married (probably in that order). I don't know the name of the next one up or how old she is and I don't want to Google the Palin family and get my computer pregnant and addicted to cocaine.
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 6:31:24 AM  
I don't want to say she's bad for sleeping around, but use some frickkin birth control.
 
chucknasty [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 6:33:31 AM  
*slow clap for a very subtle headline*
 
Bslim [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 6:39:59 AM  

Alphax: I don't want to say she's bad for sleeping around, but use some frickkin birth control.


If all she did was sleep around she'd be awsome. What she and her horrible family do is hypocritically make money out of telling OTHERS how to live.
 
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple
2019-12-31 6:52:14 AM  
Hey now, she is still pretty looking and since it has been proven that you can in fact hit it and quit it, I might be taking a trip to Alaska.  While there I can drive across the border to Russia and pick me up one of those sexy Russian brides at any convenience store, right?
 
cherryl taggart [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 6:58:19 AM  

Alphax: I don't want to say she's bad for sleeping around, but use some frickkin birth control.


But birth control is evil and means a female has sex for any reason other than making babies and we can't have females thinking sex is fun because that's only for men to enjoy.
 
italie [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 7:11:08 AM  
This reads like a bad episode of Maury.
 
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple
2019-12-31 7:30:22 AM  

italie: This reads like a bad episode of Maury.


Not even good enough for Maury, maybe the Steve Wilkos Show.

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Rapmaster2000
2019-12-31 7:38:48 AM  
I haven't seen her in 10 years.  She's had a lot of work done on her face.
 
scotchcrotch
2019-12-31 8:01:07 AM  
Wait til she goes on tour preaching about how social media is evil.
 
Truck Fump
2019-12-31 8:01:45 AM  

EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.


Sooo....what you're saying is that it's a very small market?
 
toetag
2019-12-31 8:04:25 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I might be taking a trip to Alaska.


Doesn't she live in Arizona now?
 
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple
2019-12-31 8:19:54 AM  

toetag: Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I might be taking a trip to Alaska.

Doesn't she live in Arizona now?


Alaska...Arizona, they are virtually neighbors.  If I have learned anything from Sarah Palin, nowhere is too far from Alaska.
 
The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 8:23:20 AM  
Not gonna lie. I would. She probably wouldn't want to but I would.
 
mcsiegs
2019-12-31 8:26:22 AM  

chucknasty: slow clap for a very subtle headline


Trig wasn't mentioned.

//I'll see myself out....
 
SirEattonHogg
2019-12-31 8:30:08 AM  
I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.
 
scotchcrotch
2019-12-31 8:32:14 AM  
You gotta give credit to Sarah Palin, she started the "proud to be ignorant" movement.

The more she put her foot in her mouth, the more her fans loved her.  Nobody wants to be talked down to by a politician.
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2019-12-31 8:36:53 AM  

SirEattonHogg: I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.


I like how you say "at the strip club" then imply that if you work there, you really have to be trash.
But you're there.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 8:40:05 AM  

EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.


But are her tits still big?  Don't leave out the important stuff!
 
SirEattonHogg
2019-12-31 8:40:47 AM  

cryinoutloud: SirEattonHogg: I run across gals like this at the strip club, She was just lucky she was born to a political family.

I like how you say "at the strip club" then imply that if you work there, you really have to be trash.
But you're there.


Yes, it did come across like that.  Not really my intention.  I meant it more - bad decisions, born into poor family and dancing has to do  to pay to cover things.  But as you say, here we are and I inserted foot in mouth.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-31 8:45:26 AM  

OldRod: EvilEgg: She is no longer a big titted slutty teen, she is now just stupid white trash with two kids.

But are her tits still big?  Don't leave out the important stuff!


Probably bigger, with the kids and all.

But the stupid is still there, you can find the equivalent in most towns in America, and many of them will sleep with you if you buy them a drink and pretend like you care.
 
BitwiseShift
2019-12-31 8:51:59 AM  
Seen here in the Texas A&M recruiting poster on the "Quality Education, Quality Friends" campaign.

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scotchcrotch
2019-12-31 8:55:27 AM  

BitwiseShift: Seen here in the Texas A&M recruiting poster on the "Quality Education, Quality Friends" campaign.

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They look like brother and sister.
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2019-12-31 8:58:38 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: toetag: Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I might be taking a trip to Alaska.

Doesn't she live in Arizona now?

Alaska...Arizona, they are virtually neighbors.  If I have learned anything from Sarah Palin, nowhere is too far from Alaska.


I thought they sold their unfinished Arizona house for 6 million.
 
pueblonative
2019-12-31 9:00:27 AM  

Alphax: (groan)  Now there's a pun that doesn't work with most families.


Why?  Do they keep getting Triggered?
 
Pincy
2019-12-31 9:14:30 AM  
Apparently her gaydar I'd broken.
 
Wyalt Derp
2019-12-31 9:17:58 AM  
Not interested - she doesn't believe in sex before marriage.
 
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