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(YouTube)   If you're ever attacked by a fire hydrant, be aware that AR-15 or AK-47 can wound the fire hydrant. If you want to be sure you killed the fire hydrant, though, better break out the BMG 50-cal   (youtube.com) divider line
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2019-12-01 9:28:55 AM  
For fire ants, the patrol rifle is fine.  Save the .50 for the Deathclaw
 
LeftisRightisWrong
2019-12-01 9:30:40 AM  
I thought this was already demonstrated in the documentary RoboCop

"Cobra Assault Cannon. State of the art. Bang! Bang!" in "RoboCop" (1987) by Paul Verhoeven 1080p
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FarkingSmurf
2019-12-01 9:36:27 AM  
Brown people with funny accents have high powered rifles and ammo, nuke 'em from orbit!

/j/k, fun video
 
DanInKansas
2019-12-01 9:50:34 AM  
Big monkey-fightin gun?
 
Wizzbang [TotalFark]
2019-12-01 10:01:18 AM  

DanInKansas: Big monkey-fightin gun?


Wait, how big are them monkeys, and how many of them are there.  These are critical questions.
 
db2
2019-12-01 11:00:49 AM  
This is lame, it's not even connected to the water supply.
 
Metaluna Mutant
2019-12-01 11:13:30 AM  
You have angered the Fire Hydrant, it catches you and eats you.
 
iToad [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-01 12:30:22 PM  
If you really need it dead, hit it center mass with a pickup truck traveling about 35 mph. Bonus: Free geyser.
 
rev.love_revolver
2019-12-01 12:51:14 PM  
Shooting at a rounded metal object. Ricochet what?!
 
scanman61
2019-12-01 1:45:18 PM  
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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-01 2:05:33 PM  
It's about time somebody took a look at that. Those damn hydrants are everywhere these days especially in the inner cities. Nobody keeps an eye on them and they just loiter around all day and night. Up to no good I'm sure.

Just another reason I'm gonna go out and get a concealed carry permit for my .50 cal.
 
fark'emfeed'emfish [OhFark]
2019-12-01 2:09:49 PM  
A Lancer will also drop one.
 
SafetyThird
2019-12-01 2:15:24 PM  

iToad: If you really need it dead, hit it center mass with a pickup truck traveling about 35 mph. Bonus: Free geyser.


The hydrant right on front of my townhouse has been taken out 3 times by people driving under 20 mph.

It's weird looking out the third level window and the top of that geyser was well above me.
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-12-01 3:38:28 PM  
Meh, it probably would have been more impressive if he hadn't already blown the hell out of the hydrant with the 20mm. After that, it was basically shooting at a piece of sheet metal.
 
zimbomba67
2019-12-01 3:52:54 PM  
Death to all Hydrants!!
 
tokinGLX
2019-12-01 4:59:26 PM  
one thing i will never forget about my time as an army infantryman is the feel and sound of sitting behind the butterfly trigger of the m2 .50 cal at the practice range.  the accuracy, range, and pure shredability of that thing is staggering
 
rev.love_revolver
2019-12-01 6:37:59 PM  
"Stay away from the hydrants he HATES the hydrants!"
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2019-12-01 6:40:21 PM  

Wizzbang: DanInKansas: Big monkey-fightin gun?

Wait, how big are them monkeys, and how many of them are there.  These are critical questions.


Oh they aren't that big, although there are a few of them.  You're asking the wrong question, though.

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Tinners478
2019-12-01 6:51:23 PM  
Hail Hydrants
 
cyberspacedout
2019-12-01 10:38:43 PM  
Hmm... the modern-day Hercules isn't as impressive.
 
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