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2019-11-15 11:44:02 PM  
2:20 Ferrari Formula One electrical failure

/ Conrod through the alternator
 
2019-11-15 11:51:47 PM  
I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.
 
2019-11-16 12:00:26 AM  

OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.


Y'all gotta work on some new material.
 
2019-11-16 1:08:58 AM  
A reminder that you share the road with these people

/the whistling tire was pretty good
 
2019-11-16 1:24:53 AM  
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2019-11-16 2:49:26 AM  
I used to own a Pontiac with Headlight that only worked when the steering wheel was tilted fully up, but brights that only worked when said wheel was tilted fully down.
 
2019-11-16 4:03:08 AM  

DBrandisNC: OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.

Y'all gotta work on some new material.


I'll work on new material when BMW makes a car with turn signals.

And I probably banged your mom.
 
2019-11-16 7:44:51 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: DBrandisNC: OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.



Nah, its no longer the BMW.
Beware of this type. Non driving self entitled aholes drive this brand


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2019-11-16 8:47:51 AM  
...What in the name of Henry Ford is that in the air cleaner at 3:24...?
 
2019-11-16 9:14:17 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: ...What in the name of Henry Ford is that in the air cleaner at 3:24...?


Looked like corn. Probably a squirrel or chipmunk's cache.  I once had a squirrel stuff the nook behind my fusebox full of walnuts from the tree at my work parking lot. Man, I bet that guy was pissed the first time he saw me drive away with his winter stash.
 
2019-11-16 9:22:51 AM  

ChiliBoots: AtlanticCoast63: ...What in the name of Henry Ford is that in the air cleaner at 3:24...?

Looked like corn. Probably a squirrel or chipmunk's cache.  I once had a squirrel stuff the nook behind my fusebox full of walnuts from the tree at my work parking lot. Man, I bet that guy was pissed the first time he saw me drive away with his winter stash.


Bought a 67 Impala 20 years ago with the intention of fixing her up. Still ran but looked like hell and for some reason, gas gauge always showed full even though I could only get a few gallons into her. Took off the gas tank and it was stuffed with bits of cloth, leaves, pine needles, you name it. It had been sitting without a gas cap for over a year and i guess some bird or chipmunk decided it was a good pace to nest.
 
2019-11-16 10:51:07 AM  
My Ma was taught basic car maintenance by her older brother, a mechanic and stock car racer. "I don't want you to be taken advantage of when getting your car fixed, or stranded on the side of the road not knowing simple fixes." he said. It worked out great, her and Pop could change a tire in record time on a busy California freeway. She was the one to teach us how to keep an eye on any car we had. This video would drive her nuts, and probably make my uncle just flat out explode.

Best thing about what Ma learned, she could diagnose most basic problems by ear. She would take her car to a garage, "It sounds like such-and such is going on." If they didn't know who this older Comanche lady was, it was fun to see their faces when she was proven right. If they knew her, but had a rookie on board, it was time to see how he fared dealing with a woman who knew a thing or dozen about cars.
 
2019-11-16 11:44:11 AM  
Go over to Reddit and r/Justrolledintotheshop/ for more fun examples.
 
2019-11-16 3:12:00 PM  

no_tan_lines: Cubansaltyballs: DBrandisNC: OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.


Nah, its no longer the BMW.
Beware of this type. Non driving self entitled aholes drive this brand


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From what I've seen, it's both.
 
2019-11-16 10:34:31 PM  

OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.


What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
 
2019-11-17 12:53:43 AM  

TotallyRealNotFake: OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.


BMW drivers have always driven like rich, entitled, pricks. But they tend to be just passively douchey, which can be easily predicted and avoided.
Audi drivers, on the other hand, tend to be highly, even dangerously aggressive, and focused on going way out of their way to find ways to be intentionally douchey to other drivers, having something to prove. Probably because they WANT to be BMW drivers but aren't rich enough.
BMW drivers just drive selfishly. Its the Audi kids that will spot someone use a turn signal a block ahead and kick in the turbos to try to be there to prevent the lane change. Or see other cars ahead doing a merge like grownups and so they split lanes and shoot between the middle of them all.
 
2019-11-17 5:32:55 AM  

Dryad: TotallyRealNotFake: OkieDookie: I once saw a BMW with working blinkers.  The horror.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

BMW drivers have always driven like rich, entitled, pricks. But they tend to be just passively douchey, which can be easily predicted and avoided.
Audi drivers, on the other hand, tend to be highly, even dangerously aggressive, and focused on going way out of their way to find ways to be intentionally douchey to other drivers, having something to prove. Probably because they WANT to be BMW drivers but aren't rich enough.
BMW drivers just drive selfishly. Its the Audi kids that will spot someone use a turn signal a block ahead and kick in the turbos to try to be there to prevent the lane change. Or see other cars ahead doing a merge like grownups and so they split lanes and shoot between the middle of them all.


BMW, Audi, Maserati, Riced out civics, and crotch rockets are the main douchebags on the road here that must be shot dead on sight.
It's like the Dealership only sells you the car once you sign an agreement to drive like a complete douche bastard at all times.
 
2019-11-17 11:44:31 AM  

TotallyRealNotFake: BMW, Audi, Maserati, Riced out civics, and crotch rockets are the main douchebags on the road here that must be shot dead on sight. It's like the Dealership only sells you the car once you sign an agreement to drive like a complete douche bastard at all times.


Yeah but the people with fast stuff only drive like assholes because they want to go fast or show off. Whereas it just seems to me that the BMW guys do it just because they're douchebags.
 
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