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(Vox)   Ivanka Trump personally created more jobs than the entire economy   (vox.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Lie, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Ivana Trump, Trump Organization, Trump's claim, Million, false claim  
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2019-11-12 06:05:27 PM  
I had no idea plastic surgery was that labor-intensive.
 
2019-11-12 06:11:44 PM  
Maybe in China.
 
2019-11-12 06:16:13 PM  
Hand jobs don't count, especially when she's just giving them to her dad for free.
 
2019-11-12 06:22:42 PM  

naughtyrev: Hand jobs don't count, especially when she's just giving them to her dad for free.


They call it mushroom picking, it's their cute daddy/daughter phrase.
 
2019-11-12 06:37:08 PM  
Well, let's see... boob jobs, nose jobs, etc.

Eh, maybe
 
2019-11-12 06:52:21 PM  

OldRod: Well, let's see... boob jobs, nose jobs, etc.

Eh, maybe

Vaginoplasty

 
2019-11-12 07:59:50 PM  

grokca: naughtyrev: Hand jobs don't count, especially when she's just giving them to her dad for free.

They call it mushroom picking, it's their cute daddy/daughter phrase.


Hork
 
2019-11-12 08:02:45 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Maybe in China.


Dang. You beat me to it.
 
2019-11-12 08:12:59 PM  
Its not that they lie. Its that they are so god damn farking stupid with their lies.
 
2019-11-12 08:32:40 PM  

naughtyrev: Hand jobs don't count, especially when she's just giving them to her dad for free.


Don't be naive; she is remunerated, and not merely adequately so.
 
2019-11-12 08:35:06 PM  
And globally she has created over nine billion jobs.
 
2019-11-12 08:37:22 PM  

grokca: naughtyrev: Hand jobs don't count, especially when she's just giving them to her dad for free.

They call it mushroom picking, it's their cute daddy/daughter phrase.



I get to use this again


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2019-11-12 08:45:40 PM  
Is it true that Trump refers to Ivanka as his DILF?
 
2019-11-12 09:39:57 PM  
He's talking about Ivanka again. I bet Junior is jealous.
 
2019-11-12 09:45:40 PM  
 
2019-11-12 09:52:31 PM  
Jokes on her. I resigned from 15 million+ jobs last quarter alone. So really, she's lorded over a net loss of over a million jobs. Sucker!
 
2019-11-12 10:17:27 PM  
I'm sure the Chinese sweat shops her merch are made in employ millions of children and forced labourers.
 
2019-11-12 10:56:40 PM  

sithon: North_Central_Positronics: Maybe in China.

Dang. You beat me to it.


I was going to say that the Chinese economy is a bit wobbly all the same, but I forgot.
 
2019-11-12 10:57:47 PM  

BadReligion: He's talking about Ivanka again. I bet Junior is jealous.


Junior just considers him in luck when he is not saying how sorry he is to have given his precious name to Junior. To Junior's face.
 
2019-11-12 10:58:14 PM  

Gubbo: Its not that they lie. Its that they are so god damn farking stupid with their lies.


Y'know, I can get stigginit. I don't agree at all, but I can see how someone would line up behind him for that. What leaves me scratching my head is how his supporters aren't constantly embarrassed and offended by the shiat he clearly expects them to swallow. They aren't all oblivious enough to actually buy it, that's not physically possible.
 
2019-11-13 12:23:39 AM  
Investigating Ivanka Trump's crimes is an effort that created jobs.
 
2019-11-13 12:24:30 AM  
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2019-11-13 12:25:43 AM  

Gubbo: Its not that they lie. Its that they are so god damn farking stupid with their lies.


Yeah but also the lies.
 
2019-11-13 12:28:38 AM  
Hey job creators... you didn't create that, Ivanka created that... and a few million more that... presumably in Trumplandia, where they Made America Great Again.
 
2019-11-13 12:28:39 AM  
Cop math.
 
2019-11-13 12:30:03 AM  
Well, I created sixteen BILLION jobs! So yeah!

It was by spilling sugar all over the patio and forgetting to clean it up, and the ants found it...but still!!
 
2019-11-13 12:32:13 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Gubbo: Its not that they lie. Its that they are so god damn farking stupid with their lies.

Y'know, I can get stigginit. I don't agree at all, but I can see how someone would line up behind him for that. What leaves me scratching my head is how his supporters aren't constantly embarrassed and offended by the shiat he clearly expects them to swallow. They aren't all oblivious enough to actually buy it, that's not physically possible.


It's probably some weird cognitive dissonance where they'll believe a lot of his bullshiat, but whenever it's conclusively proven wrong or just clearly obviously a falsehood they'll think "ha, look at the stupid libs freaking out about 'Orange Man Bad', this is just a distraction!", deluding themselves into thinking that they're in on the joke and not just a pack of rubes.
 
2019-11-13 12:32:44 AM  
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2019-11-13 12:35:35 AM  
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"You know you can get that fixed?"

 
2019-11-13 12:37:33 AM  
Unbelievable bullshiat.gif
 
2019-11-13 12:38:00 AM  
FTFA: Trump, however, is conflating the two - and in this example, he has seemingly rubbed off on his daughter.

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2019-11-13 12:39:58 AM  

Gubbo: Its not that they lie. Its that they are so god damn farking stupid with their lies.


All this was inspired by the principle-which is quite true within itself-that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.

It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.
-Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, vol. I, ch. X[1]
 
2019-11-13 12:40:11 AM  
In Bangladesh!
 
2019-11-13 12:41:02 AM  

DoctorCal: [Fark user image 618x700]


"You know you can get that fixed?"


At least we know Ivanka never got molested. By him I mean.
 
2019-11-13 12:41:41 AM  
If you are going to lie, lie big
 
2019-11-13 12:51:14 AM  
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2019-11-13 12:51:32 AM  
That means that Ivanka is responsible for the employment of about 9% of the American labour force. What a go-getter she is, what with her...uh, that thing she led? I think she led a thing, all the Trump kids do.
 
2019-11-13 12:54:21 AM  

DoctorCal: [Fark user image 850x737]


you know, I generally don't find her to be attractive, but she's nearly ugly there.
 
2019-11-13 12:55:57 AM  

DoctorCal: [Fark user image 688x405]


that's the hawtest I've ever seen her
 
2019-11-13 12:57:06 AM  
Daddy taught her math.
Like how to tell 4 inches is 8 .
 
2019-11-13 12:57:33 AM  
LOL her "high cheekbone" implant is about to squeeze out like a pimple.

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2019-11-13 12:58:27 AM  

IamAwake: DoctorCal: [Fark user image 688x405]

that's the hawtest I've ever seen her


And sadly, I still would.

I'm a child of the eighties and I blame them for my crushes on stuck up, blonde, rich white women who would want nothing to do with me.
 
2019-11-13 01:08:38 AM  

DoctorCal: [Fark user image 688x405]


She really is the smart one. Sadly, she still got his genetics.
 
2019-11-13 01:23:29 AM  

dsmith42: DoctorCal: [Fark user image 688x405]

She really is the smart one. Sadly, she still got his genetics.


Tiffany looks like a twin of her (pre-surgery) mom.

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2019-11-13 01:37:33 AM  
blowjobs, or nutjobs?
 
2019-11-13 01:38:02 AM  

jaytkay: dsmith42: DoctorCal: [Fark user image 688x405]

She really is the smart one. Sadly, she still got his genetics.

Tiffany looks like a twin of her (pre-surgery) mom.

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I just don't see it. I see her dads face in her. Marla was beautiful. Tiffany's face is ...unfortunate. I will state that I am unfortunate as well, but neither of my parents were good looking. But Marla was beautiful, while Trump was never good looking.
 
2019-11-13 01:47:22 AM  

weddingsinger: The.anti-Larry: Is it true that Trump refers to Ivanka as his DILF?

No, he calls her "baby"

President Donald Trump reportedly refers to his daughter Ivanka Trump, a senior White House adviser, as "baby" in official meetings.


Where's the Dry Heave button?
 
2019-11-13 01:52:59 AM  

dsmith42: I just don't see it


Marla on the left, Tiffany on the right

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2019-11-13 01:54:59 AM  
I thought spreading caravans of diseases was Tomi's schtick?
 
2019-11-13 01:58:01 AM  
If I came upon a burning building and I had to choose between saving Ivanka Trump or a dog I'd save the dog.

EVERY! SINGLE! TIME!

Because the dog is a better person.
 
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