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673 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Nov 2019 at 6:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-11-11 04:40:23 PM  
 Not bacon, subs, CRACKLING!
 
2019-11-11 06:06:32 PM  
Sadly, the first recipient was kicked to death at a football game.
 
2019-11-11 06:22:37 PM  
Old news is old

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2019-11-11 06:40:54 PM  
These pig skin grafts have been around for a long time. My wife received one 5 years ago.
 
2019-11-11 07:02:54 PM  
Most humans are already wrapped in bacon.
 
2019-11-11 07:15:18 PM  
Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers
 
2019-11-11 08:02:46 PM  
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2019-11-11 08:19:44 PM  
if it wasn't for commie based organizations like the ACLU, Americans could be living well and healthy using prisoners for organ donors. but no. instead we put rapists and murders in bright light scream infested hell holes where they go insane and live a long life. morans.
 
2019-11-11 08:21:13 PM  
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2019-11-11 08:22:37 PM  
I thought there was like a near endless supply of skin grafts that can be produced from a single donor.
 
2019-11-11 10:40:45 PM  
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Relevant to interests.
 
2019-11-12 12:54:55 AM  

gerrychampoux: These pig skin grafts have been around for a long time. My wife received one 5 years ago.


Not the first story I've heard about a doctor porking some guy's wife.
 
2019-11-12 12:55:47 AM  

Fano: Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers


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2019-11-12 02:35:13 AM  
If they're not wrapped in long pig, I don't want any part of it.
 
2019-11-12 02:42:09 AM  

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Frenchy Cabazon is a high-school friend.
 
2019-11-12 03:18:36 AM  
We cannot stop until we've figured out how to turn every part of the human body into bacon.  Only then can we have something to bribe the furries from yiffing in our libraries and public restrooms.
 
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