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(Daily Mail)   Cat burglars are supposed to land on their feet. Better luck next time   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-11-07 06:20:30 PM  
the sharp edge of that counter looked especially painful
 
2019-11-07 07:05:50 PM  
Paging Bob the Angry Flower
 
2019-11-07 08:25:56 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Paging Bob the Angry Flower


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2019-11-08 01:58:06 AM  
Cat Woman she ain't.
 
2019-11-08 02:01:30 AM  
0:42 - When she hits the floor, makes a huge racket and presumably sits on the ground groaning, the guy doesn't even move. No "hey, are you okay?" or even "what the hell was that?"

She should probably find someone different to hang around with. It's clear that when it comes down to it, he'll cut her loose or throw her in front of a bus to save himself.
 
2019-11-08 04:06:15 AM  
A naked blond walks into the bar.  She's got a poodle under one arm, and a salami under the other....
 
2019-11-08 05:27:49 AM  

bongon247: A naked blond walks into the bar.  She's got a poodle under one arm, and a salami under the other....


Did you hear a ruckus?
 
2019-11-08 09:29:18 AM  
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2019-11-08 10:54:41 AM  

some_beer_drinker: the sharp edge of that counter looked especially painful


That could leave a gash.
 
2019-11-08 11:00:10 AM  
Article and/or Florida-tag failure.

There is no Ventura County in the state of Florida. Neither (as far as  i know) is there a town called Ojai, where the crime occurred. Both, however, according to the Google, are located in California.
 
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