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2019-11-05 6:30:59 AM  
Russia seems like such a nice place...
 
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2019-11-05 6:54:19 AM  
Pic of the proud parents...

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/yeah I know, hell...
 
2019-11-05 6:58:42 AM  
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2019-11-05 7:35:42 AM  
And then the kid used telepathy and ripped their beating heart right out of their chest.
 
2019-11-05 7:36:54 AM  

hubiestubert: Russia seems like such a nice place...


It's the place all Republicans want to emulate, so get ready for Putin inspired eugenics purging!
 
2019-11-05 7:37:23 AM  
Not everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around
 
2019-11-05 7:38:04 AM  
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2019-11-05 7:38:49 AM  

hubiestubert: Russia seems like such a nice place...


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2019-11-05 7:43:23 AM  
 
2019-11-05 7:43:53 AM  
WAT

/I'm so sorry
 
2019-11-05 7:44:07 AM  

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2019-11-05 7:47:29 AM  
"'First, you need to arrange an operation"

For you to get my foot out of your a**?
 
2019-11-05 7:57:46 AM  
So how far from Chernobyl do they live?
 
2019-11-05 8:00:21 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:00:33 AM  

LewDux: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KkbHsa0q​ing]
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Are her pigtails too tight?

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2019-11-05 8:03:00 AM  

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2019-11-05 8:06:17 AM  
Republic of Bashkortostan

Sounds like something out of Modern Warfare
 
2019-11-05 8:06:34 AM  

hubiestubert: Russia seems like such a nice place...


The New York Post regurgitating a story from the Metro seems like such a trustworthy source ...

Russia is a horrible place, and obviously the store is well within the realms of possibility anywhere on the planet. There's just no reason to believe it actually happened.
 
2019-11-05 8:09:03 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:09:48 AM  

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2019-11-05 8:11:10 AM  

SMB2811: hubiestubert: Russia seems like such a nice place...

The New York Post regurgitating a story from the Metro seems like such a trustworthy source ...

Russia is a horrible place, and obviously the store is well within the realms of possibility anywhere on the planet. There's just no reason to believe it actually happened.


Russians have made Russia a horrible place to live.
 
2019-11-05 8:11:38 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:15:04 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:15:26 AM  
She looks like a embryo. Stick her back in for a while, she's not done yet.
 
2019-11-05 8:22:42 AM  

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That was definitely something you will never be able to unsee.
 
2019-11-05 8:29:56 AM  
If Russian laws do not currently ban this, they're technically supposed to be updating them. Unlike the USA, Russia is a party to the UN Convention on the Rights of People with Disabilities. Not every country that ratified it has been really good about it. But most have. Even smaller and poor countries like Paraguay and Guatemala have passed new laws. Guatemala even redesigned a bid for mass transit in the capital to make it accessible because they didn't want to look bad putting up something not accessible right after signing the treaty.
 
2019-11-05 8:31:10 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:31:28 AM  
What a scary-looking forehead  looks like..

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Reeeeeal scarrrrry....
 
2019-11-05 8:32:58 AM  
At first I was like what the fark but then suddenly Russia....

Now I'm terrified that the child is a superhuman
 
2019-11-05 8:35:59 AM  
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You sure aren't very good neighbors in this thread.
 
2019-11-05 8:38:23 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:39:09 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:41:08 AM  

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To be fair, if the kid is Alexander, I'm okay with just shooting them out an airlock.
 
2019-11-05 8:42:49 AM  

Xai: Pic of the proud parents...

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/yeah I know, hell...


I laughed a little too hard there. You're a bad, bad person. Save me a seat though. I prefer window over aisle.
 
2019-11-05 8:44:06 AM  
You know who absolutely will not have any issue with a kid looking like that? The other kids in the nursery. Mild curiosity for ten minutes and that will be that. There are far weirder things in the world of two year olds than other children with different shaped faces - or skin colour, for that matter. All those fears and hatreds are instilled by us adults and we should stop doing it, now.
 
2019-11-05 8:44:18 AM  
Rollie! You take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!
You gotta get 'em dip-tet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision
 
2019-11-05 8:48:13 AM  
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first thing i thought of
 
2019-11-05 8:53:31 AM  

Marcos P: At first I was like what the fark but then suddenly Russia....

Now I'm terrified that the child is a superhuman


"There is no spoon."
 
2019-11-05 8:54:32 AM  

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Counterpoint: Young Angela Lansbury was smoking hot.
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2019-11-05 8:54:36 AM  
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2019-11-05 8:54:57 AM  
She's more attractive than most of my extended family.
 
2019-11-05 8:56:04 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: What a scary-looking forehead  looks like..

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Reeeeeal scarrrrry....


I'll see you and raise you one
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2019-11-05 9:03:31 AM  

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Counterpoint: Young Angela Lansbury was smoking hot.
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That is (a) a shocking objectification of a woman and (b) entirely correct.
 
2019-11-05 9:03:31 AM  

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She stole Sean Connery's eyebrows!
 
2019-11-05 9:09:42 AM  
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Pictured: Russia.

/its sort of like Lion King
//it's the ciiiiiiircle of wide face
 
2019-11-05 9:09:59 AM  
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2019-11-05 9:17:56 AM  
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2019-11-05 9:19:39 AM  

orbister: You know who absolutely will not have any issue with a kid looking like that? The other kids in the nursery. Mild curiosity for ten minutes and that will be that. There are far weirder things in the world of two year olds than other children with different shaped faces - or skin colour, for that matter. All those fears and hatreds are instilled by us adults and we should stop doing it, now.


Yeah, 5th grade may be tough but one thing I've noticed from my little kiddos is that they absolutely don't give a shiat what other little kiddos look like, smell like, sound like, or whether they have any special needs. It's a shame we teach our kids (perhaps simply by omission of a good role model) to be such a-holes by age 10.
 
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