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(Twitter)   While no one knows the speed of an unladen swallow, the swimming speed of semen is about 5 mm/minute   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-10-25 5:29:03 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-10-25 5:47:25 PM  
Upstream?
 
2019-10-25 5:50:32 PM  
I'm seeing a whole new gambling sport here
 
2019-10-25 5:53:18 PM  

AirForceVet: Upstream?


Both ways, in ten feet of snow.
 
2019-10-25 5:53:34 PM  
Yes, but I can launch them airborne much faster than that.
 
2019-10-25 6:37:46 PM  
"We need another sample to confirm our results."

"Not me, I'm tapped out."

"Give me the magazine, I'll be back in five minutes."
 
2019-10-25 6:37:53 PM  
To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.
 
2019-10-25 8:14:36 PM  

naughtyrev: Yes, but I can launch them airborne much faster than that.


FYI: That's fast enough to be speeding in a school zone.
 
2019-10-25 9:04:24 PM  
mm/minute is the weirdest stutter.
 
2019-10-25 9:58:55 PM  
Fake news!
Subby's Mom swallows faster than that!
 
2019-10-25 10:12:05 PM  
European or African semen?
 
2019-10-25 10:13:32 PM  
You may not be the fastest swimmer in the world today, but all of you were once in a race where you beat MILLIONS of others.
 
2019-10-25 10:17:48 PM  
Is this where I sign up for the race?
 
2019-10-25 10:23:01 PM  
Hey, whose been talking with my high school prom date?
 
2019-10-25 10:26:03 PM  

Russ1642: You may not be the fastest swimmer in the world today, but all of you were once in a race where you beat MILLIONS of others.


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2019-10-25 10:27:57 PM  

Madstand: Russ1642: You may not be the fastest swimmer in the world today, but all of you were once in a race where you beat MILLIONS of others.

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I didn't write the rules of the game, but I still farking won.
 
2019-10-25 10:35:48 PM  
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2019-10-25 10:40:51 PM  

Gubbo: I'm seeing a whole new gambling sport here


One a lot of folks regularly play, particularly when alcohol is involved.
 
2019-10-25 10:50:11 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


That's got the be the weirdest GI Joe PSA they ever made...
 
2019-10-25 10:53:07 PM  

optikeye: To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.


Damn... that,s a lot of road rash !
 
2019-10-25 10:56:47 PM  

HighZoolander: European or African semen?


Are you suggesting testicles migrate?
 
2019-10-25 10:57:01 PM  
African or European semen?
 
2019-10-25 10:59:13 PM  
 
2019-10-25 11:06:17 PM  

djkutch: naughtyrev: Yes, but I can launch them airborne much faster than that.

FYI: That's fast enough to be speeding in a school zone.


Well if you're going to be doing one of those things in a school zone, speeding will probably work out better for you...
 
2019-10-25 11:09:02 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Ah!  Here's the answer.


Shoulda tweeted that...
 
2019-10-25 11:13:41 PM  

optikeye: To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.


Now imagine a Twinkie...
 
2019-10-25 11:22:54 PM  
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2019-10-25 11:27:19 PM  
Is that an unswallowed laden sperm?
 
2019-10-25 11:29:57 PM  

optikeye: To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.


So...not sure why I did this but felt I had to:

(Speed 5mm / minute)  / (Size of sperm = .05mm) = 100 lengths / minute
(Blue whale = 80ft) * (100 lengths / minute) = 8000 ft / minute = ~91mph
 
2019-10-25 11:39:09 PM  

MrPleasant: optikeye: To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.

So...not sure why I did this but felt I had to:

(Speed 5mm / minute)  / (Size of sperm = .05mm) = 100 lengths / minute
(Blue whale = 80ft) * (100 lengths / minute) = 8000 ft / minute = ~91mph


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2019-10-25 11:48:39 PM  

optikeye: To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.


And it's time to set sail

LOVE SHACK, BABY LOVE SHACK
 
2019-10-25 11:50:11 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Original: Original Tweet:

That's got the be the weirdest GI Joe PSA they ever made...


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2019-10-26 7:55:49 AM  
2 coolest band names ever---Steely Dan...and 10 CC.
 
2019-10-26 10:51:58 AM  

optikeye: To put this in prospective. If Sperm was the size of a whale, it could cross the US in about 1 hour.


Laurie Anderson - Mach 20
Youtube SirOxIeuNDE
 
2019-10-26 10:58:41 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

DrJenGunter: Sperm swim at 5 mm/minute. I had to look it up. So now you know too.


iow it doesnt take long to end up in a shotgun wedding.....
 
2019-10-26 10:59:51 AM  

John Buck 41: 2 coolest band names ever---Steely Dan...and 10 CC.


Aja 1977
 
2019-10-26 11:48:54 AM  

Linux_Yes: Original: Original Tweet:
DrJenGunter: Sperm swim at 5 mm/minute. I had to look it up. So now you know too.

iow it doesnt take long to end up in a shotgun wedding.....


Yup... a matter of wife or death....  unless they are shotgunning weed, then no one cares.
 
2019-10-26 12:30:37 PM  

HighZoolander: European or African semen?


Finally.  I thought that was going to be the Done-in-one Boobies.
 
2019-10-26 12:31:16 PM  

recondite cetacean: Is that an unswallowed laden sperm?


A sperm laden swallow?
 
2019-10-26 1:36:00 PM  

Linux_Yes: John Buck 41: 2 coolest band names ever---Steely Dan...and 10 CC.

Aja 1977


Aja is the name of a band?
 
2019-10-26 10:32:51 PM  
While no-one knows THE AIR SPEED VELOCITY OF an unladen swallow...

/GET IT ROIGHT
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