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blender61
2019-10-22 2:43:54 PM  
Everybody needs an Uncle Rob.
 
some_beer_drinker
2019-10-22 3:33:23 PM  
this guy is awesome
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 4:00:29 PM  

some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome


I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.
 
holdmybones
2019-10-22 5:17:01 PM  
Ween Cover it with gas and set it on fire
Youtube 7bgvjosVqFE
 
holdmybones
2019-10-22 5:21:39 PM  

holdmybones: [YouTube video: Ween Cover it with gas and set it on fire]


NSFW lyrics there. Forgot to add a warning.
 
mottsnil
2019-10-22 5:21:40 PM  
Gas must be really cheap where Uncle Rob lives.  However, that Comcast one...so tempted.
 
doctorguilty
2019-10-22 5:21:40 PM  
There's no problem big or small that can't be solved with 10 gallons of gasoline and a lighter explosives
Come on, subby.
 
iron_city_ap
2019-10-22 5:21:59 PM  
I need a flame thrower. THEN
 
Aetre [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:22:40 PM  
People whose bad side you don't want to be on:

4. Superman
3. The Ol' Lone Ranger
2. Putin
1. Uncle Rob
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:24:35 PM  

Aetre: People whose bad side you don't want to be on:

4. Superman
3. The Ol' Lone Ranger
2. Putin
1. Uncle Rob


You forgot Slim, the artist formerly known as Jim.
 
Sapper_Topo
2019-10-22 5:27:10 PM  
Subby this is the correct sayiing.

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mongbiohazard
2019-10-22 5:29:58 PM  
I like the 'splosions, but every time I hear someone talk about how something or another is or isn't for "a real man" I tune right the fark out, because they're stupid.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2019-10-22 5:30:18 PM  
Uncle Rob in 20 years.

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... after too many times forgetting the "hydrating with whiskey" comes AFTER the gasoline, not before.
 
Crewmannumber6
2019-10-22 5:31:09 PM  
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AintNoAmoeba [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:31:20 PM  
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AintNoAmoeba [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:33:41 PM  

Crewmannumber6: [Fark user image 832x439]


Dammit! If I didn't have to resize the gif, I would hear the lamentations of your women!
 
TWX
2019-10-22 5:35:32 PM  

Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.


"then ... dump it in a bathtub full of gasoline.

then ... hook up some jumper cables.

then ... move on like a man to the real problems we actually face."
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:37:20 PM  

mongbiohazard: I like the 'splosions, but every time I hear someone talk about how something or another is or isn't for "a real man" I tune right the fark out, because they're stupid.


https://lmgtfy.com/?q=irony&s=a&t=w

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AbuHashish
2019-10-22 5:38:32 PM  
So, Rob is an enchanter?

Tim The Enchanter
Youtube aZJZK6rzjns
 
jtown
2019-10-22 5:38:56 PM  
Those are not the simple solutions that he suggests they are.  They're often complicated, always extremely dangerous, and never actually address the problem.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:39:41 PM  

TWX: Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.

"then ... dump it in a bathtub full of gasoline.

then ... hook up some jumper cables.

then ... move on like a man to the real problems we actually face."


Oh, did I say "Hillary's e-mail server"? Sorry; I meant to say "Hillary, THEN her e-mails, THEN her server."

/uncle Rob's alt
 
mongbiohazard
2019-10-22 5:43:46 PM  

Sensei Can You See: mongbiohazard: I like the 'splosions, but every time I hear someone talk about how something or another is or isn't for "a real man" I tune right the fark out, because they're stupid.

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=irony&s=a&t=w

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Irony?

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Yoyo
2019-10-22 5:45:15 PM  

blender61: Everybody needs an Uncle Rob.


I just need some rural property in an unzoned county.

/so funny it brought tears to my eyes
 
jimjays
2019-10-22 5:48:57 PM  

mottsnil: Gas must be really cheap where Uncle Rob lives.  However, that Comcast one...so tempted.


I used to go by a Comcast building every week. There'd often be boxes and controllers busted up on the sidewalk where people presumably tossed them from their cars.
 
JesterJoker55
2019-10-22 5:49:18 PM  
Guy blows up his backyard, with a huge Explosion!
Youtube IU28zuGqOQs


I mean.....it works.
 
TWX
2019-10-22 5:54:57 PM  

Sensei Can You See: TWX: Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.

"then ... dump it in a bathtub full of gasoline.

then ... hook up some jumper cables.

then ... move on like a man to the real problems we actually face."

Oh, did I say "Hillary's e-mail server"? Sorry; I meant to say "Hillary, THEN her e-mails, THEN her server."

/uncle Rob's alt


You fail the man-code, you want to hurt a woman. What's the matter, did a woman hurt your feelings once? Do you need to talk about it?
 
ChimpNipples
2019-10-22 5:57:16 PM  
I was uncle rob, once. It was terrible.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 5:59:27 PM  

jtown: Those are not the simple solutions that he suggests they are.


What could be simpler than gasoline and an ignition source?

They're often complicated,

See above.

always extremely dangerous,

Life is dangerous, snowflake. Man up and drink some office whiskey.

and never actually address the problem.

My problem was that I was bored and needed a good laugh. 100%: Would let him address again.
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-22 6:00:15 PM  
Uncle Rob was my spirit animal in a prior life...
 
styckx [OhFark]
2019-10-22 6:03:09 PM  
"Because vaping is just as stupid as Fark censoring the word he uses"
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-22 6:06:25 PM  

TWX: Sensei Can You See: TWX: Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.

"then ... dump it in a bathtub full of gasoline.

then ... hook up some jumper cables.

then ... move on like a man to the real problems we actually face."

Oh, did I say "Hillary's e-mail server"? Sorry; I meant to say "Hillary, THEN her e-mails, THEN her server."

/uncle Rob's alt

You fail the man-code, you want to hurt a woman. What's the matter, did a woman hurt your feelings once? Do you need to talk about it?


I thought Hillary was the champion. Gonna break the glass ceiling. Tough as nails, playing in the big leagues, most qualified candidate evar.

And your plan is to white knight this person?

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RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-22 6:10:22 PM  

Crewmannumber6: [Fark user image image 832x439]


Just coming in to see if this was posted.  Good job, carry on.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-22 6:11:38 PM  

AintNoAmoeba: [Fark user image image 396x221]


You, you're farking fired!
 
wingnut396
2019-10-22 6:21:42 PM  
Being 300 miles short of your destination in a 30MPG car?
 
TWX
2019-10-22 6:25:18 PM  

Sensei Can You See: TWX: Sensei Can You See: TWX: Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.

"then ... dump it in a bathtub full of gasoline.

then ... hook up some jumper cables.

then ... move on like a man to the real problems we actually face."

Oh, did I say "Hillary's e-mail server"? Sorry; I meant to say "Hillary, THEN her e-mails, THEN her server."

/uncle Rob's alt

You fail the man-code, you want to hurt a woman. What's the matter, did a woman hurt your feelings once? Do you need to talk about it?

I thought Hillary was the champion. Gonna break the glass ceiling. Tough as nails, playing in the big leagues, most qualified candidate evar.

And your plan is to white knight this person?

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White knighting?

During the 2016 election I was referring to her as "Female Nixon," as in, "Female Nixon versus Orange Hitler."

That does not include any scope for physical violence whatsoever.

Do yourself a favor, realize Timothy Leary was wrong, tune out and turn off. Go take a nice vacation for a couple of weeks without any news coverage whatsoever. It'll do you a world of good to stop listening to people telling you to engage in violent acts against other people.
 
DarkVader
2019-10-22 6:51:57 PM  

Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.


You know, that would actually work.

Because the only problem with Hillary's email server is Rethuglicans.  And if you cover the Rethuglicans in gasoline and hook up some jumper cables, the email server problems are all solved.
 
abhorrent1
2019-10-22 7:16:04 PM  
That fire extinguisher flamethrower was pretty cool.
 
Crewmannumber6
2019-10-22 7:17:07 PM  

AintNoAmoeba: Crewmannumber6: [Fark user image 832x439]

Dammit! If I didn't have to resize the gif, I would hear the lamentations of your women!


Yours is better. It moves.
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-22 7:24:04 PM  
Almost funny.
 
Russ1642
2019-10-22 7:29:22 PM  
I'm glad he's recording because when you play with gasoline it's only a matter of time before you end up with footage that can only be posted on Liveleak.
 
Supadope
2019-10-22 7:30:53 PM  
10,000 sparklers!

What If You Burn 10 000 Sparklers!
Youtube vZbkzNuCyok
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2019-10-22 7:43:29 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Subby this is the correct sayiing.

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One-time 12B here, and that is the correct saying :). C4 and det cord are your friends, learn to love C4 and det cord!!
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2019-10-22 8:10:42 PM  
...THEN...
 
abhorrent1
2019-10-22 8:42:42 PM  

Supadope: 10,000 sparklers!


Cool but I really hate when people try and get too fancy with their editing and go all slow motion and different angles. Just farking show it.
 
thehobbes
2019-10-22 9:59:06 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Sapper_Topo: Subby this is the correct sayiing.

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One-time 12B here, and that is the correct saying :). C4 and det cord are your friends, learn to love C4 and det cord!!


essayons...

biatches
 
the voice of raisin
2019-10-22 11:16:58 PM  

Sensei Can You See: TWX: Sensei Can You See: TWX: Sensei Can You See: some_beer_drinker: this guy is awesome

I want to ask him to fix Hillary's e-mail server.

"then ... dump it in a bathtub full of gasoline.

then ... hook up some jumper cables.

then ... move on like a man to the real problems we actually face."

Oh, did I say "Hillary's e-mail server"? Sorry; I meant to say "Hillary, THEN her e-mails, THEN her server."

/uncle Rob's alt

You fail the man-code, you want to hurt a woman. What's the matter, did a woman hurt your feelings once? Do you need to talk about it?

I thought Hillary was the champion. Gonna break the glass ceiling. Tough as nails, playing in the big leagues, most qualified candidate evar.

And your plan is to white knight this person?

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It sounds like your butt is hurting.  maybe solve it the Uncle Rob way.  with 5 gallons of gasoline and a lighter.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-23 1:00:57 AM  

TWX: Do yourself a favor, realize Timothy Leary was wrong, tune out and turn off. Go take a nice vacation for a couple of weeks without any news coverage whatsoever. It'll do you a world of good to stop listening to people telling you to engage in violent acts against other people.


German has all these amazing words that describe oddly specific emotions: kummerspeck, schadenfreude, etc.

I wonder if there's a German word that means "someone taking themselves so seriously they wouldn't notice a joke if it dressed up like Ru Paul, gave them a lap dance and farted in their face."

NichtbewussternstScherzenKostümSchoßtanzgefurztenGesicht, maybe?
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-23 1:09:05 AM  

the voice of raisin: It sounds like your butt is hurting.


You might be right, but then again you apparently spend a lot more time focused on my butt than I do.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-23 1:27:29 AM  

TWX: You fail the man-code, you want to hurt a woman. What's the matter, did a woman hurt your feelings once? Do you need to talk about it?


Are you really not catching the reference with THEN, THEN, THEN?
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-23 1:29:56 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Sapper_Topo: Subby this is the correct sayiing.

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One-time 12B here, and that is the correct saying :). C4 and det cord are your friends, learn to love C4 and det cord!!


Definitely safer than splashing gas all over yourself just before lighting a road flare and throwing into a puddle of more gas.
 
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