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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   Driver out of his ride next year wins his first pole, which makes his soon-to-be former boss look like an idiot. It's the Hollywood Casinos 400, live from Kansas Speedway at 2 PM ET on NBC. Please try to stay awake   (jayski.com) divider line
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2019-10-20 2:21:45 PM  
All three Hendrick drivers in the Chase are below the cut coming into this race.
 
2019-10-20 2:23:34 PM  

The Bestest: All three Hendrick drivers in the Chase are below the cut coming into this race.


other than chase, i'm just fine with that
 
2019-10-20 2:30:33 PM  
Kansas was actually pretty good earlier in the year, no?
 
2019-10-20 2:31:57 PM  
NEXT
 
2019-10-20 2:32:45 PM  
must've told him to speed up, the flyover was getting close
 
2019-10-20 2:33:41 PM  
Why is Happy starting dead last?
 
2019-10-20 2:33:42 PM  
I'd  rather just listen to the plane
 
2019-10-20 2:34:39 PM  
Dear Lord Baby Jesus please keep the 2,22,18,and 11 out of the chase, and smite their engines on the pacelap
 
2019-10-20 2:36:26 PM  
2 and 22 implosion would be nice
 
2019-10-20 2:38:34 PM  
Lord he's beautiful
 
2019-10-20 2:39:05 PM  
Now THAT was a command!
 
2019-10-20 2:39:08 PM  
Also, no one cares about those stories, tell us who's farking the Monster girl.
 
2019-10-20 2:39:40 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Lord he's beautiful


Fark is not your personal Supernatural erotica site!
 
2019-10-20 2:40:08 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Also, no one cares about those stories, tell us who's farking the Monster girl.


Not me.
 
2019-10-20 2:40:51 PM  

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Lord he's beautiful

Fark is not your personal Supernatural erotica site!


Yes it is. Needs a bit more Jared Padalecki, though. And Misha Collins.
 
2019-10-20 2:41:05 PM  

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Also, no one cares about those stories, tell us who's farking the Monster girl.

Not me.


Alas not me
 
2019-10-20 2:42:07 PM  
So, after this past week, now do you guys get why you don't mix idols and the Halloween 'Dega race?
 
2019-10-20 2:44:10 PM  

Jensaarai: So, after this past week, now do you guys get why you don't mix idols and the Halloween 'Dega race?


No the idols took out 48,2,18 and 22. It was a good weeks work.  Bows in my inept American way to the great IDOL
 
2019-10-20 2:44:14 PM  

Jensaarai: So, after this past week, now do you guys get why you don't mix idols and the Halloween 'Dega race?


Well to be fair, Dean Winchester gave the command to fire engines, so....
 
2019-10-20 2:48:06 PM  
Alright folks, you heard them. Jowy gets eliminated if one of the guys below the cut line gets the win.

So let's get a win for Itchy, ABow, Clyde or Lord Byron.
 
2019-10-20 2:48:23 PM  

bluorangefyre: Jensaarai: So, after this past week, now do you guys get why you don't mix idols and the Halloween 'Dega race?

Well to be fair, Dean Winchester gave the command to fire engines, so....


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2019-10-20 2:49:02 PM  
ALSO: Both Keselowski and Logano are mathematically eligible to be eliminated. So let's take them both out!
 
2019-10-20 2:49:08 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Alright folks, you heard them. Jowy gets eliminated if one of the guys below the cut line gets the win.

So let's get a win for Itchy, ABow, Clyde or Lord Byron.


Bowyer win would be sweet. But 22 crumpled fenders would be nice as well
 
2019-10-20 2:49:34 PM  
boogity
 
2019-10-20 2:51:49 PM  

Professor Farksworth: ALSO: Both Keselowski and Logano are mathematically eligible to be eliminated. So let's take them both out!


Do you know who has clinched on points and who--above the cut line- has not?
 
2019-10-20 2:53:11 PM  
Look at Bubba up there fighting in the Top 10!
 
2019-10-20 2:53:24 PM  
The 2 is too damn high
 
2019-10-20 2:53:39 PM  
Punt him, Dammit
 
2019-10-20 2:54:53 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Look at Bubba up there fighting in the Top 10!


Looking good Bubba, stay with it to the finish
 
2019-10-20 2:56:18 PM  
I'm simul-watching them implode part of the Hard Rock hotel that collapsed here.

I'm clearly looking for chaos!
 
2019-10-20 2:57:47 PM  

RankStranger: Professor Farksworth: Look at Bubba up there fighting in the Top 10!

Looking good Bubba, stay with it to the finish


Did anyone else see him on Dale JR ? Really good interview by Dale. and what an upfront person Bubba is
 
2019-10-20 2:58:59 PM  

RankStranger: RankStranger: Professor Farksworth: Look at Bubba up there fighting in the Top 10!

Looking good Bubba, stay with it to the finish

Did anyone else see him on Dale JR ? Really good interview by Dale. and what an upfront person Bubba is


Crap I missed it. He is very honest about some things that I care about. I suppose it's online somewhere
 
2019-10-20 3:00:24 PM  

downstairs: Professor Farksworth: ALSO: Both Keselowski and Logano are mathematically eligible to be eliminated. So let's take them both out!

Do you know who has clinched on points and who--above the cut line- has not?


I'm not the best at the math thing. As far as I know, the maximum points you could score in a race is 62 (40 for winning, 10 for winning Stage 1, 10 for winning Stage 2, and 1 point for lap lead, 1 point for most laps lead)

Currently Above The Cut Line:
Dammit Larson - Win
Young Ryan Blaney: Win
Dennis Hamlin: +56
MTJ: +48
KyBu: +41
Happy: +36
Kes: +20
Logano: +20

Currently Below the Line
ABow: -18
Clyde: -22
Itchy: -24
Byron: -27

I'm not sure if anyone is locked in on points, so someone better with math may want to take a crack at it.
 
2019-10-20 3:02:00 PM  
vibrating jowy
 
2019-10-20 3:03:34 PM  
Jones take one for the team and punt Kryle.
 
2019-10-20 3:03:36 PM  

Professor Farksworth: downstairs: Professor Farksworth: ALSO: Both Keselowski and Logano are mathematically eligible to be eliminated. So let's take them both out!

Do you know who has clinched on points and who--above the cut line- has not?

I'm not the best at the math thing. As far as I know, the maximum points you could score in a race is 62 (40 for winning, 10 for winning Stage 1, 10 for winning Stage 2, and 1 point for lap lead, 1 point for most laps lead)

Currently Above The Cut Line:
Dammit Larson - Win
Young Ryan Blaney: Win
Dennis Hamlin: +56
MTJ: +48
KyBu: +41
Happy: +36
Kes: +20
Logano: +20

Currently Below the Line
ABow: -18
Clyde: -22
Itchy: -24
Byron: -27

I'm not sure if anyone is locked in on points, so someone better with math may want to take a crack at it.


If the max points is 62, right now, nobody has locked themselves in on points.

I'd laugh if the 2, 19 and 22 fall below the cut line.
 
2019-10-20 3:04:15 PM  
Asstat can't even take someone out right.
 
2019-10-20 3:04:39 PM  
Kyle "I'm not touching yooouuu" Busch
 
2019-10-20 3:07:05 PM  

bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: downstairs: Professor Farksworth: ALSO: Both Keselowski and Logano are mathematically eligible to be eliminated. So let's take them both out!

Do you know who has clinched on points and who--above the cut line- has not?

I'm not the best at the math thing. As far as I know, the maximum points you could score in a race is 62 (40 for winning, 10 for winning Stage 1, 10 for winning Stage 2, and 1 point for lap lead, 1 point for most laps lead)

Currently Above The Cut Line:
Dammit Larson - Win
Young Ryan Blaney: Win
Dennis Hamlin: +56
MTJ: +48
KyBu: +41
Happy: +36
Kes: +20
Logano: +20

Currently Below the Line
ABow: -18
Clyde: -22
Itchy: -24
Byron: -27

I'm not sure if anyone is locked in on points, so someone better with math may want to take a crack at it.

If the max points is 62, right now, nobody has locked themselves in on points.

I'd laugh if the 2, 19 and 22 fall below the cut line.


Yeah, but only one can get 62, and they would take a ton of points away from 2nd place.

I think I heard 53 points above is a clinch?
 
2019-10-20 3:08:28 PM  
have a coke and a smile and shut the fark up, asshat
 
2019-10-20 3:08:37 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: vibrating jowy


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2019-10-20 3:08:47 PM  

Professor Farksworth: downstairs: Professor Farksworth: ALSO: Both Keselowski and Logano are mathematically eligible to be eliminated. So let's take them both out!

Do you know who has clinched on points and who--above the cut line- has not?

I'm not the best at the math thing. As far as I know, the maximum points you could score in a race is 62 (40 for winning, 10 for winning Stage 1, 10 for winning Stage 2, and 1 point for lap lead, 1 point for most laps lead)

Currently Above The Cut Line:
Dammit Larson - Win
Young Ryan Blaney: Win
Dennis Hamlin: +56
MTJ: +48
KyBu: +41
Happy: +36
Kes: +20
Logano: +20

Currently Below the Line
ABow: -18
Clyde: -22
Itchy: -24
Byron: -27

I'm not sure if anyone is locked in on points, so someone better with math may want to take a crack at it.


60. Points for laps led were removed when stage points were added.
 
2019-10-20 3:09:20 PM  
Suck it, Jowy
 
2019-10-20 3:09:45 PM  
Logano      -12
 
2019-10-20 3:10:25 PM  
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2019-10-20 3:10:30 PM  
nothing has gone right  for logano?  everything has gone right!
 
2019-10-20 3:10:48 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Suck it, Jowy


Fark is not your personal vibrating squinty Sun douche erotica site!
 
2019-10-20 3:11:10 PM  
Logano is 2 laps down in 33rd, 12 points below the cut line

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2019-10-20 3:11:30 PM  
Why would a yellow hurt Jowy? He would not come in, get 1 lap back.

I'm bad at this kinda calculus.
 
2019-10-20 3:11:59 PM  
Smite KyBU, 11 and 19.  I'm ok with the rest.
 
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