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6481 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Oct 2019 at 11:28 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-10-18 09:45:33 PM  
Trump knows nothing about everything.
 
2019-10-18 10:57:58 PM  
that boy is about as sharp as a sh*tbug
 
2019-10-18 11:30:09 PM  
Pathological stupidity strikes again.
 
2019-10-18 11:30:34 PM  
It's kind of disturbing to realize that black incels are an actual thing, and that they might throw an election to the Republicans rather than vote for a woman.  That said, this particular Republican being such an openly racist as Trump, even they have to realize that they can not stay home on this one.
 
2019-10-18 11:30:35 PM  
How long has it been since we had a real president, again?  It seems a long time.
 
2019-10-18 11:31:09 PM  

winedrinkingman: It's kind of disturbing to realize that black incels are an actual thing, and that they might throw an election to the Republicans rather than vote for a woman.  That said, this particular Republican being such an openly racist as Trump, even they have to realize that they can not stay home on this one.


Damn it wrong thread.
 
2019-10-18 11:32:21 PM  
"They still have a few hours left in space after replacing a failed unit..."

Perhaps when they return to Earth they can help us replace another failed unit.
 
2019-10-18 11:33:15 PM  
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2019-10-18 11:33:34 PM  
Huh. You'd think that he'd know that a Russian lady did the first space walk by a woman waaaay back in the 80's ( Svetlana Savitskaya, 1984). Perhaps, Donny needs to be sent off to the "Re-Education" Camps....
 
2019-10-18 11:35:03 PM  
You'd think he'd be used to it after he got dog-walked by Pelosi yesterday.
 
2019-10-18 11:35:24 PM  

winedrinkingman: It's kind of disturbing to realize that black incels are an actual thing, and that they might throw an election to the Republicans rather than vote for a woman.  That said, this particular Republican being such an openly racist as Trump, even they have to realize that they can not stay home on this one.


Username checks out.
 
2019-10-18 11:36:15 PM  
Donnie: "You are amazing people; they're conducting the first ever female spacewalk to replace an exterior part of the space station. They're doing some work, and they're doing it in a very high altitude - an altitude that very few people will ever see."


the first ever female spacewalk
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Wrong.

exterior part of the space station - You don't have to space walk on the interior

a very high altitude - an altitude that very few people will ever see." - In space, the altitude is very high. And hey, the moon is high and I can see that.
 
2019-10-18 11:36:27 PM  
Did he go on to mention the other great American space achievements?  Like when NASA's Sputnik 13 mission put Buzz Armstrong on Mars in 1947?
 
2019-10-18 11:37:31 PM  
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this needs to follow every single damn thing hair furor says or tweets...
 
2019-10-18 11:37:33 PM  
How shiatty it must be to accomplish something historic, and then have to take a call and make nice with this farkwad.
 
2019-10-18 11:38:35 PM  
Lucky for him. In space, he can't hear them scream.
 
2019-10-18 11:38:36 PM  

Kittypie070: that boy is about as sharp as a sh*tbug


Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.
 
2019-10-18 11:39:14 PM  
Okay, I'll allow Ivanka to be there because

A. She is a woman
B: This is an event to honor them.
C.  No, I take both A and B back.  These are intelligent women, and they have actually accomplished something other than riding on daddy's coattails to further their own business interests on the back of the presidency of the US.
 
2019-10-18 11:39:53 PM  

VJStinger: Kittypie070: that boy is about as sharp as a sh*tbug

Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.


Sharp as a marble, I tell ya what.
 
2019-10-18 11:41:14 PM  

winedrinkingman: black incels are an actual thing, and that they might throw an election to the Republicans rather than vote for a woman.


Christ, I hadn't thought of that.  Googling.

[pause while reading]

Jesus H. Tapdancing Cinnamon Toast Christ.  Michelle Obama's gotta run.
 
2019-10-18 11:41:51 PM  
Most amazing spacewalk since ancient Rome
 
2019-10-18 11:41:57 PM  

winedrinkingman: Damn it wrong thread.


No, no, it works, carry on.  It fits perfectly here.  Seriously.
 
2019-10-18 11:42:18 PM  

carkiller: How shiatty it must be to accomplish something historic, and then have to take a call and make nice with this farkwad.


I think that, in a way, we will ALL face our own, personal, Donald Trump some day. For some, shyness might be their Donald Trump. For others, a lack of education might be their Donald Trump. For us, our Donald Trump is an orange man who wants to sell us to Russia.
 
2019-10-18 11:42:56 PM  

dailygrinds: Perhaps when they return to Earth they can help us replace another failed unit.


Perhaps on the way down to reentry, a large tungsten rod could accidentally slip loose somehow from the outside of the craft...

[sigh]

I need alcohol.
 
2019-10-18 11:43:13 PM  

Coach McGirk: VJStinger: Kittypie070: that boy is about as sharp as a sh*tbug

Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.

Sharp as a marble, I tell ya what.


Boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet leather.
 
2019-10-18 11:43:43 PM  
And yet people still support this farking stupid POS.
People that live among us.
 
2019-10-18 11:44:36 PM  

Coach McGirk: Lucky for him. In space, he can't hear them scream.


Like he'd give a sh*t if they did.  They're just women, after all.  They're not even hot like his Ivanka-wife.
 
2019-10-18 11:44:57 PM  

Coach McGirk: VJStinger: Kittypie070: that boy is about as sharp as a sh*tbug

Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.

Sharp as a marble, I tell ya what.


Sharp as a rat turd! But sharp on both ends!
 
2019-10-18 11:45:07 PM  

VJStinger: Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.


Sharp as a doorknob.
 
2019-10-18 11:47:37 PM  

iheartscotch: I think that, in a way, we will ALL face our own, personal, Donald Trump some day.


I am.  Right now.  His name is Donald J. Trump.  He is a madman who delights in incest, rape, the savage extermination of the poor and the brown, and hurting people -- ANY people -- who aren't him.  He controls the world's largest nuclear arsenal, and he is dangerously, whimsically insane.
 
2019-10-18 11:48:58 PM  

Znuh: You'd think he'd be used to it after he got dog-walked by Pelosi yesterday.


Susan Rice followed up with some dog walking of her own

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2019-10-18 11:50:26 PM  

Kittypie070: that boy is about as sharp as a sh*tbug


Kitten, I'm offended.

Not entirely sure what you meant by "sh*tbug" but I'll go with dung beetle.

To compare this President to the dung beetle is vastly unfair.

The dung beetle performs a vital service in agriculture which cannot be understated. The dung beetle is in fact so important that it is true to say that our very civilization could not exist without the dung beetle.

I have yet to observe such a performance from this President.
 
2019-10-18 11:50:48 PM  

I Am Not A Real Person: VJStinger: Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.

Sharp as a doorknob.


Yes, but does said door knob have cheese on it. This is important.
 
2019-10-18 11:53:14 PM  

winedrinkingman: winedrinkingman: It's kind of disturbing to realize that black incels are an actual thing, and that they might throw an election to the Republicans rather than vote for a woman.  That said, this particular Republican being such an openly racist as Trump, even they have to realize that they can not stay home on this one.

Damn it wrong thread.


I honestly don't want to know what the right thread for this post might be.
 
2019-10-18 11:53:33 PM  
He looks so excited to be there
 
2019-10-18 11:55:56 PM  
"Much congratulations to Christina and Jessica Spacewalk for their historic achievement"
 
2019-10-18 11:56:58 PM  
He's got to have his ambassador for feminism beside him!
I think she asked the astronauts if the suits itch.
 
2019-10-18 11:57:15 PM  
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2019-10-18 11:57:26 PM  

fusillade762: "Much congratulations to Christina and Jessica Spacewalk for their historic achievement"


Spacewalker
 
2019-10-18 11:59:37 PM  
This just came on MSNBC but I have it muted. Did trump flip them the bird after they did this? :P
 
2019-10-18 11:59:55 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Pathological stupidity strikes again.


Not much of the strike there, more like a wet slap... kind of like a cow's shiat falling of the ground...
 
2019-10-19 12:04:05 AM  
Always count on a trumplican to not do their homework.  trump is lucky he inherited his wealth; otherwise, he'd be living in the same trailer park as his supporters.
 
2019-10-19 12:05:40 AM  

tbhouston: He looks so excited to be there


He looks like he just got his afternoon shot of Thorazine.

Goddamn, doesn't anyone realize how hypermedicated our "president" is? He looks like he belongs in a memory care facility.
 
2019-10-19 12:10:20 AM  

jerryskid: Always count on a trumplican to not do their homework.  trump is lucky he inherited his wealth; otherwise, he'd be living in the same trailer park as his supporters.

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2019-10-19 12:15:36 AM  

I Am Not A Real Person: jerryskid: Always count on a trumplican to not do their homework.  trump is lucky he inherited his wealth; otherwise, he'd be living in the same trailer park as his supporters.
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I... I can't... I can't look away.

It's, well, not "beautiful"... but it's _something_.
 
2019-10-19 12:20:07 AM  

carkiller: How shiatty it must be to accomplish something historic, and then have to take a call and make nice with this farkwad.


I'm looking at editing two small chunks out of a 6 GB mp4 once I gank the vid off YouTube.
 
2019-10-19 12:20:41 AM  

SFSailor: I Am Not A Real Person: jerryskid: Always count on a trumplican to not do their homework.  trump is lucky he inherited his wealth; otherwise, he'd be living in the same trailer park as his supporters.
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I... I can't... I can't look away.

It's, well, not "beautiful"... but it's _something_.


It's the best case scenario, the way things should have been.
 
2019-10-19 12:20:43 AM  

I Am Not A Real Person: VJStinger: Hes about as sharp as a wet ball of cotton.

Sharp as a doorknob.


He's as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
 
2019-10-19 12:22:24 AM  

I Am Not A Real Person: jerryskid: Always count on a trumplican to not do their homework.  trump is lucky he inherited his wealth; otherwise, he'd be living in the same trailer park as his supporters.
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Needed Ivanka rather than Melanie.
 
2019-10-19 12:22:36 AM  

SFSailor: I Am Not A Real Person: jerryskid: Always count on a trumplican to not do their homework.  trump is lucky he inherited his wealth; otherwise, he'd be living in the same trailer park as his supporters.
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I... I can't... I can't look away.

It's, well, not "beautiful"... but it's _something_.


I mean... the more I look... The dog in the background. The pins. The... everything.

How does one go about demanding a portrait be enshrined in the Smithsonian hall of presidents?  On the one hand, pershaps some day soon the power of the internet can get that done; on the other, it'd be much better off if we were able, collectively, to memoryhole him. Maybe we can demand it be hung out by the cafeteria dumpsters?
 
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