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2019-10-18 06:56:48 PM  
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2019-10-18 07:19:32 PM  
Poor Mike
Daylight come and he wanna go home.
 
2019-10-18 10:14:50 PM  
Maybe he should claim he is being persecuted for being a Christian.

That should make him feel better.
 
2019-10-18 10:16:34 PM  
Maybe he should just resign.

/or turn state's evidence
 
2019-10-18 10:18:18 PM  
Isn't this what he wanted? Everything turned to chaos so we could get the Rupture?
 
2019-10-18 10:18:32 PM  

liberaltrucker: [Fark user image 470x313]


Not small enough.
 
2019-10-18 10:18:33 PM  
Huh. Well, thanks autocorrect for that.
 
2019-10-18 10:19:36 PM  
Poor baby.

Get farked.
 
2019-10-18 10:19:39 PM  
Pompeo's apparent choice not to put guardrails between State officials and Giuliani has...

This is why you're screwed.

I'd laugh but it's also terrifying.
 
2019-10-18 10:19:48 PM  
Oh, poor me! All I wanted to do was lie and gaslight for the dumbest, most corrupt presidential administration in history and this is the thanks I get? Life is so unfair! Why can't a wealthy white conservative man get a break in this country?
 
2019-10-18 10:20:03 PM  
Weird, so do the rest of us.
 
2019-10-18 10:21:49 PM  
he was wary of getting too deeply involved over fears of derailing US-Ukraine policy

sure
 
2019-10-18 10:23:26 PM  

Znuh: Isn't this what he wanted? Everything turned to chaos so we could get the Rupture?

Znuh: Huh. Well, thanks autocorrect for that.

Smart autocorrect!
 
2019-10-18 10:23:26 PM  
And the horse he rode in on.
 
2019-10-18 10:23:36 PM  
Maybe he'll figure out the truth during his 6th consecutive prison sentence.
 
2019-10-18 10:24:50 PM  
Pic taken outside the West Wing, (possibly.)
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2019-10-18 10:25:36 PM  
There isn't a violin small enough

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2019-10-18 10:26:53 PM  
I hope they tear his nuts off and pull his bowels out through the hole.

Figuratively, of course.
 
2019-10-18 10:27:10 PM  

21-7-b: he was wary of getting too deeply involved over fears of derailing US-Ukraine policy

sure


The idea that Pompeo could be tactful is a challenge to accept without a giggle and the idea the SoS was concerned about being involved in foreign affairs is rather funny.   Maybe you shouldn't have gotten rid of half the State department.

Or you could have taken Jared, Mikey.
 
2019-10-18 10:28:59 PM  
This administration needs a different instrument.

The world's smallest banjo? Washboard? Jew harp?
 
2019-10-18 10:30:17 PM  
there's not a bag of dicks big enough for that asshole to eat.
 
2019-10-18 10:30:54 PM  
I can't believe the former head of the CIA is such a whiny titty baby.
 
2019-10-18 10:31:56 PM  
He should have defended the ambassador.  She works for him. It's his job to back her up.
 
2019-10-18 10:32:15 PM  

Znuh: Huh. Well, thanks autocorrect for that.


Same difference.
 
2019-10-18 10:35:04 PM  

Dawnrazor: liberaltrucker: [Fark user image 470x313]

Not small enough.


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2019-10-18 10:35:19 PM  
fark him very much!
 
2019-10-18 10:37:09 PM  

NeuroticRocker: This administration needs a different instrument.

The world's smallest banjo? Washboard? Jew harp?


World's smallest trombone?

Womp womp.
 
2019-10-18 10:40:54 PM  
He feels victimized?

Has he tried lying back and just letting it happen? Maybe he'll even enjoy it.
 
2019-10-18 10:44:37 PM  
I'd like to believe that for people like this and anyone else latched on to the Trump administration corpse like a lamprey, these people will be too damaged by the fallout to ever get a job in media or politics again. But we've been terribly wrong before, at least in the short term.

I'd like to believe that the modern internet era has made it much much harder to get away from one's demons and decisions in life, for good or bad. The end of this administration will prove to me whether we've learned how to shame these people or at least the potential companies that would hire them from giving them any attention again, or if we still need a bit more practice at this.
 
2019-10-18 10:49:40 PM  
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2019-10-18 10:51:22 PM  
Sometimes, after you sell out your friends to be raped and murdered, you get this empty feeling.  Like you didn't do as much as you could have to help them.
 
2019-10-18 10:52:05 PM  
He could not stand up for Yovanovitch. She would not go along with the scheme to have Ukraine announce the bogus Biden investigation. So Dorudy Giuliumpi had to have her removed; as per the released transcript she was "bad news"
 
2019-10-18 11:01:38 PM  
You could always kill yourself, Mike. Come to think of it, how about you start with that?
 
2019-10-18 11:08:26 PM  

Znuh: Isn't this what he wanted? Everything turned to chaos so we could get the Rupture?


Znuh:Huh. Well, thanks autocorrect for that.


It's funnier that way. 
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2019-10-18 11:09:21 PM  
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2019-10-18 11:12:25 PM  
Get over it.
 
2019-10-18 11:15:59 PM  
How do you make a subatomic violin?
 
2019-10-18 11:25:38 PM  
Well, could God make a violin so small even Donny's hands couldn't play it?
 
2019-10-18 11:26:09 PM  
My Thoughts and Prayers go out to Pompeo for his self-destructive political demise.
 
2019-10-18 11:26:45 PM  
No one misses working with Mike Pompeo.
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2019-10-18 11:29:54 PM  

Znuh: Isn't this what he wanted? Everything turned to chaos so we could get the Rupture?


It works. I would also accept the Crapture, for this bunch.
 
2019-10-18 11:30:16 PM  

Catlenfell: He should have defended the ambassador.  She works for him. It's his job to back her up.


Wrong. She worked for the US Department of State.   Pompeo is head of the US Department of Swagger. Chess King, Listerine.
 
2019-10-18 11:33:13 PM  

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I hear they're working on the quantum violin.  For now, this will have to do.
 
2019-10-18 11:47:01 PM  
Just impeach the POS already.
Then Pence can have the Supreme Court overturn Roe v. Wade.
Watch as cities burn in protest.
Thanks a lot Trump.
Art Of The Deal my ass.
 
2019-10-19 12:01:14 AM  

carkiller: Catlenfell: He should have defended the ambassador.  She works for him. It's his job to back her up.

Wrong. She worked for the US Department of State.   Pompeo is head of the US Department of Swagger. Chess King, Listerine.


Yep. Who could forget a classic?

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2019-10-19 12:24:24 AM  

FleshMonkey: Maybe he should claim he is being persecuted for being a Christian.

That should make him feel better.


And then a catholic priest can make him feel better.

In the butt.

Close enough to a 10 year old boy for the pope.
 
2019-10-19 12:27:49 AM  

GypsyJoker: carkiller: Catlenfell: He should have defended the ambassador.  She works for him. It's his job to back her up.

Wrong. She worked for the US Department of State.   Pompeo is head of the US Department of Swagger. Chess King, Listerine.

Yep. Who could forget a classic?

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The tone-deaf buffoonery of those days seems almost childlike in their innocence compared to the waking nightmare we're living in this moment.
 
2019-10-19 12:28:31 AM  

carkiller: GypsyJoker: carkiller: Catlenfell: He should have defended the ambassador.  She works for him. It's his job to back her up.

Wrong. She worked for the US Department of State.   Pompeo is head of the US Department of Swagger. Chess King, Listerine.

Yep. Who could forget a classic?

[pbs.twimg.com image 680x383]

The tone-deaf buffoonery of those days seems almost childlike in their innocence compared to the waking nightmare we're living in this moment.


it'sinnocence.
 
2019-10-19 12:29:14 AM  

carkiller: carkiller: GypsyJoker: carkiller: Catlenfell: He should have defended the ambassador.  She works for him. It's his job to back her up.

Wrong. She worked for the US Department of State.   Pompeo is head of the US Department of Swagger. Chess King, Listerine.

Yep. Who could forget a classic?

[pbs.twimg.com image 680x383]

The tone-deaf buffoonery of those days seems almost childlike in their innocence compared to the waking nightmare we're living in this moment.

it'sinnocence.


its innocence. God damn it.
 
2019-10-19 12:45:50 AM  
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