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2019-10-18 07:14:19 PM  
"On the other hand there's tremendous integrity in his boldness and his transparency"

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Said the frog of the scorpion.
 
2019-10-18 08:20:20 PM  
I'm pretty sure the President isn't supposed to award himself Federal contracts.
 
2019-10-18 09:18:38 PM  
How much in taxpayer funded improvements will it need?
 
2019-10-18 09:19:29 PM  

Catlenfell: How much in taxpayer funded improvements will it need?


How much in the red is Trump?

Also how much in Trump are the Reds?
 
2019-10-18 09:20:12 PM  
What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?
 
2019-10-18 09:22:01 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


Lol. Marvelous.
 
2019-10-18 09:22:52 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


You have to be kidding.
 
2019-10-18 09:23:27 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best


The staff there in the country illegally will be happy to work 24 hour shifts.
 
2019-10-18 09:23:40 PM  
I wish we weren't farked. We are. We are definitely farked. It's just that I wish we weren't.
 
2019-10-18 09:24:09 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


Does Trump know his personal (unsecured) cellphone is secure?

Trump repeatedly demonstrates he doesn't know his head from his arse, & he's got that vile Putin's dick so far down his throat he'll never know the difference.
 
2019-10-18 09:24:11 PM  
Stop feeding the troll, people.
 
2019-10-18 09:24:13 PM  
This can't be legal. It never came up before because even our worst previous presidents were too moral to consider doing this.
 
2019-10-18 09:25:12 PM  

Catlenfell: How much in taxpayer funded improvements will it need?


All of them.
 
2019-10-18 09:25:21 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Stop feeding the troll, people.


I'm not feeding it. I'm petting it. It did a cute trick for us and I like it.
 
2019-10-18 09:25:49 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


He even knows where all the bugs are. Well, most of them. At least half.
 
2019-10-18 09:27:10 PM  
At the rate things are going I don't think the United States will even exist as a functional government to even hold the 46th G-7 summit on July 10-12, 2020 regardless of the location.
 
2019-10-18 09:27:23 PM  
"Congressman, HOW does this display tremendous integrity?"
 
2019-10-18 09:27:33 PM  
At least they didn't say it would be hosting the G8, implying Russia would be invited back. Although I fully expect he will invite Putin either way.
 
2019-10-18 09:28:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm pretty sure the President isn't supposed to award himself Federal contracts.


How many ways is this illegal? Let's see: Ethics violation, emoluments violation, and possible bribery and/or solicitation of a bribe

Just more charges to add to the Articles of Impeachment
 
2019-10-18 09:28:04 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?

He even knows where all the bugs are. Well, most of them. At least half.


He takes photos with a lot of people, some of them might be bedbugs, but that doesn't mean he knows them.
 
2019-10-18 09:29:59 PM  
I used to work at a gas station/convenience store on the closing shift.  There were a few customers I was ringing up and someone filled up their tank, walked in, went to the beer cooler, grabbed a single, walked out and drove off.

The Trump presidency in a nutshell.
 
2019-10-18 09:30:27 PM  
Clearly both sides are bad and it doesn't matter who you vote for.
 
2019-10-18 09:31:12 PM  
let's call the whole things off.
 
2019-10-18 09:32:03 PM  

Catlenfell: How much in taxpayer funded improvements will it need?


This right here is going to be worth a lot more than the hospitality charges, which President-Corruption-In-Front-of-God-a​nd-Everyone-Isn't-a-Crime claims are going to be "at cost"*.


* In case you've been in a coma for the last three years, Trump is a pathological liar. He's lying about this, too.
 
2019-10-18 09:32:11 PM  

Sin'sHero: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?

He even knows where all the bugs are. Well, most of them. At least half.

He takes photos with a lot of people, some of them might be bedbugs, but that doesn't mean he knows them.


The other kind of bugs.
 
2019-10-18 09:33:31 PM  

ChimpMitten: I used to work at a gas station/convenience store on the closing shift.  There were a few customers I was ringing up and someone filled up their tank, walked in, went to the beer cooler, grabbed a single, walked out and drove off.

The Trump presidency in a nutshell.


Mmm. Free road beer.
 
2019-10-18 09:34:20 PM  
"It may seem careless politically, but on the other hand there's tremendous integrity in his boldness and his transparency," Cramer said.

"I mean, he's just flat out stealing without even trying to hide it!"
 
2019-10-18 09:34:21 PM  
He's just saying, "Yeah, and what are you going to do about it?"
 
2019-10-18 09:35:20 PM  

berylman: At the rate things are going I don't think the United States will even exist as a functional government to even hold the 46th G-7 summit on July 10-12, 2020 regardless of the location.


There's just one thing I've got to know, can you tell me please, who won
 
2019-10-18 09:35:32 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Catlenfell: How much in taxpayer funded improvements will it need?

How much in the red is Trump?

Also how much in Trump are the Reds?


Balls deep.
 
2019-10-18 09:35:48 PM  

ChimpMitten: I used to work at a gas station/convenience store on the closing shift.  There were a few customers I was ringing up and someone filled up their tank, walked in, went to the beer cooler, grabbed a single, walked out and drove off.

The Trump presidency in a nutshell.


Give or take a few genocides, rapes, and child abuses.
 
2019-10-18 09:35:48 PM  

Rav Tokomi: At least they didn't say it would be hosting the G8, implying Russia would be invited back. Although I fully expect he will invite Putin either way.


Putin will be hiding behind a door waiting for precisely the right moment for Donnie to open it. Those other world leaders are going to be SO SURPRISED! Imagine the looks on their faces!!
 
2019-10-18 09:36:50 PM  

scanman61: "It may seem careless politically, but on the other hand there's tremendous integrity in his boldness and his transparency," Cramer said.

"I mean, he's just flat out stealing without even trying to hide it!"


Someone said the cover-up was got Nixon. Solution: Just don't cover it up.
 
2019-10-18 09:37:04 PM  
I can't help but wonder, if Trump resorts were so great, why were they not selected for political events virtually ever before he became president?

I also can't help but wonder, what kind of a moron do you have to be to accept these kind of arguments?

Giving your own company of contract does not show tremendous integrity.
 
2019-10-18 09:37:05 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm pretty sure the President isn't supposed to award himself Federal contracts.


But he didn't. He ordered an underling to do it. Totally different!
 
2019-10-18 09:37:19 PM  
Transparency?

He literally said releasing the rubric of how this pick was made  "Will Never Happen"

Literally said it will NEVER happen

transparency is not OPACITY

(They didn't even call the Mayor of Doral)
 
2019-10-18 09:38:57 PM  

blahpers: ChimpMitten: I used to work at a gas station/convenience store on the closing shift.  There were a few customers I was ringing up and someone filled up their tank, walked in, went to the beer cooler, grabbed a single, walked out and drove off.

The Trump presidency in a nutshell.

Give or take a few genocides, rapes, and child abuses.


It is a very large nutshell.
 
2019-10-18 09:39:38 PM  

fusillade762: Putin will be hiding behind a door waiting for precisely the right moment for Donnie to open it. Those other world leaders are going to be SO SURPRISED! Imagine the looks on their faces!!


*Russian national anthem plays*

"MAH GAWD!  THAT'S PUTIN'S MUSIC!"
 
2019-10-18 09:41:16 PM  

My Sober Alt: berylman: At the rate things are going I don't think the United States will even exist as a functional government to even hold the 46th G-7 summit on July 10-12, 2020 regardless of the location.

There's just one thing I've got to know, can you tell me please, who won


We all lost.

Seriously though, I'm not sure it matters who wins. We live in a country where 45% of the electorate thinks it's great that the president is asking foreign countries to interfere in our election. Not that they don't care or don't know. They like it.

Even if we get rid of Trump we're not going to get rid of the moronic red hats. And that's another thing. As a middle aged white man I want to be able to wear a red hat again. Fark. Fark these guys.
 
2019-10-18 09:41:16 PM  

My Sober Alt: berylman: At the rate things are going I don't think the United States will even exist as a functional government to even hold the 46th G-7 summit on July 10-12, 2020 regardless of the location.

There's just one thing I've got to know, can you tell me please, who won


I've been eating these purple berries for six or seven weeks now. Haven't got sick once.
They'll probably keep us both alive

/had to follow up those lyrics *thumbs up*
 
2019-10-18 09:42:16 PM  
So...going to be kind of awkward if they still hold it there after he's removed from office.
 
2019-10-18 09:42:25 PM  

ChimpMitten: blahpers: ChimpMitten: I used to work at a gas station/convenience store on the closing shift.  There were a few customers I was ringing up and someone filled up their tank, walked in, went to the beer cooler, grabbed a single, walked out and drove off.

The Trump presidency in a nutshell.

Give or take a few genocides, rapes, and child abuses.

It is a very large nutshell.


The yugest!
 
2019-10-18 09:48:20 PM  

BMFPitt: So...going to be kind of awkward if they still hold it there after he's removed from office.


Ha!

Maybe it's the first selfless, forward-looking thing he's ever done!

Impeach, convict, arrest, seize all his assets (sorry monsters, banks, and "banks," but your claims to any debts are invalidated; too bad, so sad) ...

... Voila, Mar-A-Shiathole is federal property and public and suddenly a reasonable place to host!
 
2019-10-18 09:50:52 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


Ok, I've had you marked as a Troll for a while, but I'm no longer interested in anything you have to say.

Congratulations on being the first user on my ignore list in the 10 years I've been around here.
 
2019-10-18 09:51:09 PM  

Ken S.: This can't be legal. It never came up before because even our worst previous presidents were too moral to consider doing this.


This is America, morals are relative.

He will totally get away with everything. Plus, he's now got a good pension plan.

But, yes, you are correct in your assertion.
 
2019-10-18 09:52:35 PM  
I'd just lie to jump in and be the phurst person to mention bed bugs
 
2019-10-18 09:53:21 PM  

sirrerun: "On the other hand there's tremendous integrity in his boldness and his transparency"

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Said the frog of the scorpion.


At least he is lying to our face. I can't believe that a forking Senator used that justification.

/The frog and the stone is also an interesting take.
//Kinda applies here with the GOP as the frog.
///3
 
2019-10-18 09:54:32 PM  

Ken S.: This can't be legal. It never came up before because even our worst previous presidents were too moral to consider doing this.


I don't know. That whole Checkers thing was pretty sus.

And Clinton didn't pay the hourly siesta rate for his Blowey Joey
 
2019-10-18 09:54:43 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


"Knows it is secure"

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Right, the guy so farking stupid that it's 50/50 if we're allowed to make fun of him "knows it is secure."

Let's NOT go with the security instincts of the moron who posted an NRO spy satellite image on farking Twatter. Who blathered TS-SCI information to the Russian media and got a top intel source in ISIS killed. Whose ten year old farking Android phone probably has 191 nations' spyware on it.

Watching Trumpist cult members inventing excuses for the excusable is getting boring.
 
2019-10-18 09:54:43 PM  

RussianPotato: What, it should be in a Best Western?  Trump knows the building, knows it is secure, and knows the staff will be responsive.  Why shouldn't he use what he knows is best?


Name checks out
 
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