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(Some Guy)   Putting toothpaste in your vagina pros: You'll never have to worry about vaginal tooth decay. Cons: Abraded tissue, various nasty infections   (7news.com.au) divider line
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2019-10-15 6:30:01 PM  
Vagina dentata is not a thing.
 
2019-10-15 6:46:58 PM  
Also, icy/hot is not recommended for hemorrhoids.
 
2019-10-15 6:50:15 PM  
If the guy you're sleeping with wants you to have a tighter vagina, you actually just need to find a new guy with a bigger penis.
 
2019-10-15 7:01:17 PM  
"Mom? Do you ever feel.... not so Aqua Fresh down there?"
 
2019-10-15 7:02:58 PM  
Four out of five dentists surveyed said "WTF?"
 
2019-10-15 7:13:48 PM  
The fifth dentist said "I can fill that cavity for you."
 
2019-10-15 7:28:31 PM  
Centipedes Toothpaste in my vagina? It's more likely than you think!
 
2019-10-15 7:59:41 PM  

naughtyrev: Vagina dentata is not a thing.


Zenyatta Mondatta is a thing, tho.
 
2019-10-15 8:41:30 PM  
It does cut down on the gargling, though.
BONUS: minty freshness.
 
2019-10-15 9:21:56 PM  

naughtyrev: Vagina dentata is not a thing.



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Vagina dentata! What a frightening phrase! Vagina dentata! ain't no passing craze!
 
2019-10-15 9:36:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: naughtyrev: Vagina dentata is not a thing.


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Vagina dentata! What a frightening phrase! Vagina dentata! ain't no passing craze!


It's vasectomy
Performed by dentistry
Vagina dentata
 
2019-10-15 9:39:39 PM  
...... When I presented my hog

WHEN HE PRESENTED HIS HOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
 
2019-10-15 9:42:27 PM  

elvisaintdead: It does cut down on the gargling, though.
BONUS: minty freshness.


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2019-10-15 10:49:10 PM  
What if you put it in your ass?

/Asking for a friend
 
2019-10-15 10:56:16 PM  
Open wide and say "Ahhhhhhhhh".
 
2019-10-15 11:05:48 PM  

AsparagusFTW: What if you put it in your ass?

/Asking for a friend


Minty. Fresh. Farts.
 
2019-10-15 11:47:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: naughtyrev: Vagina dentata is not a thing.


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Vagina dentata! What a frightening phrase! Vagina dentata! ain't no passing craze!


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2019-10-15 11:52:09 PM  
Dr Oluwole Yusuf
with a name like that, if he told you to put it in there, you would not.
but the "internet said to" and you try it ???
 
2019-10-15 11:52:24 PM  
Toothpaste? WTF? That's so unnecessary.

I just give mine a chewy.

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2019-10-15 11:54:58 PM  
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2019-10-15 11:58:29 PM  
Begs to differ
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2019-10-16 12:00:25 AM  
Maybe DO NOT put a product that intended to be spat out of your mouth when you are done into an orifice incapable of doing the same? Just a thought.

/ or, maybe, (this one is really crazy) don't date terrible people?

// If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be terrible
 
2019-10-16 12:00:51 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: AsparagusFTW: What if you put it in your ass?

/Asking for a friend

Minty. Fresh. Farts.


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2019-10-16 12:03:35 AM  

iheartscotch: Maybe DO NOT put a product that intended to be spat out of your mouth when you are done into an orifice incapable of doing the same? Just a thought.

/ or, maybe, (this one is really crazy) don't date terrible people?

// If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be terrible


If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be are terrible.
 
2019-10-16 12:03:40 AM  

Miss5280: If the guy you're sleeping with wants you to have a tighter vagina, you actually just need to find a new guy with a bigger penis.


Have you considered the pelvic floor exercises FTA? *ducks*

/ I keed, I keed
 
2019-10-16 12:05:19 AM  

ChrisDe: Open wide and say "Ahhhhhhhhh".


Can you see my teeth from there?
 
2019-10-16 12:06:30 AM  
I read that entire farking article.
I wish I wouldn't have read that entire farking article.
 
2019-10-16 12:07:04 AM  
Other things not to put in your vagina:

Habanero peppers
Hair removal cream
Small rocks
Large rocks
A porcupine
Anything suggested by Gwyneth Paltrow

Yup that's just about the comprehensive list. Everything else, knock yourselves out ladies
 
2019-10-16 12:07:39 AM  
One at the top, one at the bottom:

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2019-10-16 12:08:44 AM  

Wendigogo: iheartscotch: Maybe DO NOT put a product that intended to be spat out of your mouth when you are done into an orifice incapable of doing the same? Just a thought.

/ or, maybe, (this one is really crazy) don't date terrible people?

// If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be terrible

If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be are terrible.


I feel that they may is justified there because you could get skewered by something. I feel, in that case, that the concern may be justified.

/ I know, I know....marginal concern, but it can happen
 
2019-10-16 12:39:27 AM  
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2019-10-16 12:40:22 AM  
Well, that solves the mystery. My wife swears that my breath is much mintier than usual.

/haven't told her I've been eating out
 
2019-10-16 12:40:32 AM  
Probably to go along with the floss bikini bottom
 
2019-10-16 12:44:15 AM  
Putting toothpaste in your vagina

What, people do this!?
The first time it will be a learning experience of don't do it again.
 
2019-10-16 1:10:28 AM  
...leading to the potential for infections like bacterial vaginosis...

Duh, that's why you follow it with mouthwash.

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/why else would it be pink?
 
2019-10-16 1:17:23 AM  
Mind you, vaginal infections can be pretty nasty....
 
2019-10-16 1:18:23 AM  

jtown: [criticsden.com image 710x400]


I haven't seen it yet but having seen the cover

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I think an 18 certificate for very strong sexualised gore makes this a must-see.
 
2019-10-16 1:19:09 AM  
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2019-10-16 1:20:51 AM  

Gordon Bennett: jtown: [criticsden.com image 710x400]

I haven't seen it yet but having seen the cover

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I think an 18 certificate for very strong sexualised gore makes this a must-see.


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The OG pussy with teeth.
 
2019-10-16 1:36:38 AM  
This is like Tide Pods. Somebody made a joke about it, then it became a meme on somewhere like 4chan, then somebody with too much time on their hands and loose morals started sending it around on social media so it would get to people that were dumb enough to try it. We really need to start teaching people to not believe everything they see on the Internet, on TV, in the news, or just written.

Or we could continue with these pranks until they start to reach Darwin levels of cruelty.
 
2019-10-16 1:49:21 AM  
I know a few women that can use some Listerine, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2019-10-16 1:49:41 AM  
Now I can't get that "Vagina Dentata" song out of my head.
 
2019-10-16 2:01:54 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: AsparagusFTW: What if you put it in your ass?

/Asking for a friend

Minty. Fresh. Farts.


Minty. Fresh. Queefs.


I don't condone putting toothpaste in the bajingo (the stupid: it literally burns), but this had to be said.
 
2019-10-16 2:16:51 AM  

Wendigogo: FirstNationalBastard: AsparagusFTW: What if you put it in your ass?

/Asking for a friend

Minty. Fresh. Farts.

Minty. Fresh. Queefs.


I don't condone putting toothpaste in the bajingo (the stupid: it literally burns), but this had to be said.


Maybe if they tried a different flavor than the various kinds of mint, like cinnamon, or bubblegum?
 
2019-10-16 2:35:53 AM  

studebaker hoch: Now I can't get that "Vagina Dentata" song out of my head.


Man, love The Lion King.
 
2019-10-16 2:57:27 AM  

Wendigogo: iheartscotch: Maybe DO NOT put a product that intended to be spat out of your mouth when you are done into an orifice incapable of doing the same? Just a thought.

/ or, maybe, (this one is really crazy) don't date terrible people?

// If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be terrible

If they object to something that is a physical part of you...they might be are terrible.


I dunno, I'd be pretty not-ok with Lovecraftian body-horror screaming flesh twin type stuff, myself.  Short of that I'd tend to agree.
 
2019-10-16 7:11:12 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: This is like Tide Pods. Somebody made a joke about it, then it became a meme on somewhere like 4chan, then somebody with too much time on their hands and loose morals started sending it around on social media so it would get to people that were dumb enough to try it. We really need to start teaching people to not believe everything they see on the Internet, on TV, in the news, or just written.

Or we could continue with these pranks until they start to reach Darwin levels of cruelty.


I'm with George Carlin on this, which is more in line with the closing of your post.

Remove all the warning labels. Let idiots do idiot things like this.

There will be less of them in the long run, and in the mean time Fark will have a steady flow of headline material.
 
2019-10-16 7:26:21 AM  
My girl agreed to skip the toothpaste but asked if she could keep using the electric toothbrush....
 
2019-10-16 7:40:52 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Other things not to put in your vagina:

Habanero peppers
Hair removal cream
Small rocks
Large rocks
A porcupine
Anything suggested by Gwyneth Paltrow

Yup that's just about the comprehensive list. Everything else, knock yourselves out ladies


Also:

Kid Rock
Used sex toys you bought off Craigslist
Cacti
Eric Trump
 
2019-10-16 7:45:28 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: FirstNationalBastard: naughtyrev: Vagina dentata is not a thing.


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Vagina dentata! What a frightening phrase! Vagina dentata! ain't no passing craze!

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Both of the above, plus video and song!

Vagina Dentata
Youtube SKgBTaLKR84
 
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