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2019-10-12 12:30:24 PM  
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2019-10-12 01:39:42 PM  
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2019-10-12 04:20:54 PM  
Still waiting for that Mexico check to fund the wall...
 
2019-10-12 04:21:23 PM  
Remember when presidents said to get out and vote without partisan BS?
 
2019-10-12 04:21:59 PM  
Can I get asshole president insurance?
 
2019-10-12 04:22:20 PM  
Oh shut the F**k up p***y.
 
2019-10-12 04:24:51 PM  

TomTudbury: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 263x191]


As someone who was the victim of a hit and run, and just had to hand over the keys to his totaled car today; I'm really getting a kick out of this comments.
 
2019-10-12 04:24:57 PM  
His tweet (twat) was seriously "less taxes, cheap insurance and GUNS!"
 
2019-10-12 04:26:57 PM  
Screwed All Farmers
Ba ba dum bum bum bum bum
 
2019-10-12 04:29:09 PM  
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2019-10-12 04:29:42 PM  
Apparently the Governor's race is an "open primary." If the incumbent Democrat Governor doesn't get 50%+1 vote, they have a runoff between the top two candidates. Sounds like he's been fed campaign ads for one or more of the Republicans.
 
2019-10-12 04:30:43 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Can I get asshole president insurance?


Sorry, pre-existing condition.
 
2019-10-12 04:31:09 PM  
*blink*

What the sugar plum fark?

Why is it the media never talks about the fact that this farking moron's writing is indicative of a mental disability?
 
2019-10-12 04:31:42 PM  
Christ, when is he going to have that pulmonary embolism?
 
2019-10-12 04:31:54 PM  
Well, that's one of his saner tweets.
 
2019-10-12 04:34:55 PM  
fark yeah! Lower car insurance! I can finally afford to upgrade to the large fries and drink combo
 
2019-10-12 04:35:18 PM  
Well, I don't like the acceptance of a genocide of Christians in the Middle East, but I'm going to vote Republican and save $20 a year on car insurance while paying $1000 more because they farked up how auto related injuries are handled by health insurance.
 
2019-10-12 04:36:57 PM  

Unobtanium: Apparently the Governor's race is an "open primary." If the incumbent Democrat Governor doesn't get 50%+1 vote, they have a runoff between the top two candidates. Sounds like he's been fed campaign ads for one or more of the Republicans.


It's a longshot, but there's a slim possibility the Democrat incumbent pulls this one out today which is why Trump is here.

He hasn't picked a favorite among the two Republican frontrunners yet. He campaigned with both of them together because it feels better to have two people gargle your balls rather than just one.

Remarkably he didn't invite candidate Gary Landrieu who used the word ni**er on the radio last month. Sure he's an independent, but he's right in Trump's wheelhouse.
 
2019-10-12 04:38:21 PM  
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2019-10-12 04:47:51 PM  
Fantastic being with you last night!

I don't wanna slut shame Louisiana, but did they fark Trump last night?
 
2019-10-12 04:50:34 PM  
Says the guy who has never bought car insurance.
 
2019-10-12 04:54:48 PM  
Hey Dump, how about you drop dead, and all actual human beings have a loud, happy party about it while your sad hate things all have a big gross pout and then all die too? That'd be way better.
 
2019-10-12 04:55:04 PM  

Unobtanium: Apparently the Governor's race is an "open primary." If the incumbent Democrat Governor doesn't get 50%+1 vote, they have a runoff between the top two candidates. Sounds like he's been fed campaign ads for one or more of the Republicans


Yup. I lived in New Orleans 1989-92. The open primary yielded such treasures as David Duke and Convicted Felon Edwin Edwards.  That's pretty much the Dotard demographic right there.
 
2019-10-12 04:59:03 PM  

Naido: Fantastic being with you last night!

I don't wanna slut shame Louisiana, but did they fark Trump last night?


no, but they've been getting farked like the rest of us.
 
2019-10-12 05:01:21 PM  
Why would anyone in Louisiana ever vote Democrat again? They all remember how Obama botched up Katrina.

/Recently heard this one again from a derper.
 
2019-10-12 05:01:21 PM  

Catlenfell: Says the guy who has never bought car insurance.


He's bought car insurance, but tried to claim 6 car wrecks on the same car.
 
2019-10-12 05:18:39 PM  
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2019-10-12 05:30:23 PM  
If it is anything like "lowering my taxes", he can keep it.
 
2019-10-12 05:42:07 PM  
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2019-10-12 05:47:27 PM  

erik-k: *blink*

What the sugar plum fark?

Why is it the media never talks about the fact that this farking moron's writing is indicative of a mental disability?


I've heard that theres a link between mental issues and long-term statin usage. Between that, and the abuses of every other pill out there, it wouldn't shock me....
 
2019-10-12 05:55:12 PM  

erik-k: *blink*

What the sugar plum fark?

Why is it the media never talks about the fact that this farking moron's writing is indicative of a mental disability?


What do you mean "never"?
There's been media focus on that from the start.
 
2019-10-12 05:57:57 PM  
^^^
Ugh, why can't I link simple Google searches on Fark?
Anyway, copy/paste this that should have been there: https://www.google.com/search?q=presid​ent+trump+mental+illness&oq=president+​trump+mental+illness
 
2019-10-12 06:03:35 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Can I get asshole president insurance?


Yes, apparently it comes with every Democratic vote.
 
2019-10-12 07:20:54 PM  

o_blah: TomTudbury: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 263x191]

As someone who was the victim of a hit and run, and just had to hand over the keys to his totaled car today; I'm really getting a kick out of this comments.


Yeah my wife just had 6k minimum done to her car in a hit and run. Hoping the frame is farked beyond repair.
 
2019-10-12 07:24:00 PM  

Dansker: https://www.google.com/search?q=presi​d​ent+trump+mental+illness&oq=president+​trump+mental+illness


Maybe this will work?

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huh?
 
2019-10-12 08:00:06 PM  
"You're in small hands"
 
2019-10-12 08:21:24 PM  

Dansker: erik-k: *blink*

What the sugar plum fark?

Why is it the media never talks about the fact that this farking moron's writing is indicative of a mental disability?

What do you mean "never"?
There's been media focus on that from the start.


Oh come now. Sure they'll mention it or talk about a "strange" statement when he says something that's particularly effed even by the stunningly low standards for Trump.

But once again, to illustrate the double standard:

Barack Obama ONCE misspoke and said "57 states" instead of "57 states and territories" while in a state of near exhaustion from campaigning in the aforementioned 57 states and territories... The media shiat its pants and harped on it for literally months, despite that this was obviously a one-off mistake by someone who was obviously intelligent and, in short, normal.

Trump says things literally every day that make the "57 states" gaffe sound like something from freakin MENSA.

Still waiting to hear "And in yet another bizzarely worded statement from a President who seems to be unable to form a coherent sentence..." But instead it's just "The president said *this* today over Twitter, [garbage redacted]."

Sort of like how Republicans make "racially charged" or "insensitive" or "seen by some as offensive" or "economically anxious" statements all the time, but nobody ever just calls the racists racists.
 
2019-10-12 11:08:17 PM  
People from the south sure do love to murder Kurds.  They'll go to church tomorrow and pray away the blood on their hands.
 
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