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(Huffington Post)   Elizabeth Warren is eyeing California as she surges in the polls. California has no electricity but Warren doesn't need it to surge. And boy is she surging. Tumescent, turgid surging, surging OH GOD SHE'S SURGING   (huffpost.com) divider line
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arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 1:14:32 PM  
Easy there soldier.
 
FortyHams [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 1:19:27 PM  
Submitter do that shiat in private.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:19:28 PM  
I have never been so excited about eating my vegetables and then flossing afterward.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:26:14 PM  
Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:28:14 PM  
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AdmirableSnackbar [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:29:19 PM  

Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.


Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.
 
FortyHams [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 1:30:43 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.

Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.


I think we can spare Mayor Pete or Beto.
 
AdmirableSnackbar [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:32:19 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.

Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

I think we can spare Mayor Pete or Beto.


I thought those guys were Canadian.
 
FortyHams [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 1:33:11 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.

Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

I think we can spare Mayor Pete or Beto.

I thought those guys were Canadian.


See? Easy transition.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:33:25 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.


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"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".
 
AdmirableSnackbar [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:36:41 PM  

Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".


Understood, we all do.
 
FortyHams [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 1:39:04 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.


She'll fark you up.

pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
AdmirableSnackbar [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:41:19 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]


Don't threaten me with a good time.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:43:06 PM  

arrogantbastich: Easy there soldier.


Is she cheating on her Marine?

\ I know, older meme...
 
IJustHadTo
2019-10-10 1:44:52 PM  
Go on....
 
Marcos P
2019-10-10 1:44:54 PM  
Warren G-milf
 
PlaidJaguar
2019-10-10 1:45:05 PM  
Burger King has flavoured Surge now.

Vanilla, Cherry, and Grape.

None of them are as good as the original.

\Warren 2020!
 
Marcos P
2019-10-10 1:45:45 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]


She's got that Simon Belmont Castlevania 2 flame whip
 
palelizard
2019-10-10 1:46:37 PM  

Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.


That's called splash damage.
 
Snarfangel
2019-10-10 1:46:44 PM  
That's okay, Bernie has a surge protector.
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Premeditated_Road_Rage
2019-10-10 1:46:57 PM  
Subby, your headline makes me moist without my consent.  Stop it.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:47:16 PM  
Submitter sounds moist.
 
gcc
2019-10-10 1:47:18 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]


The most confusing thing about this to me is how they thought people who whipped each other with chains for kicks were just going to leave the one mark.
 
houstondragon
2019-10-10 1:47:21 PM  

arrogantbastich: Easy there soldier.


Ok, Fark MAY be this dude's personal erotica site :P
 
dumbobruni
2019-10-10 1:47:31 PM  
The PPP poll of North Carolina has her in second place with 22% (Biden at 39, Mayor Pete 9, Sanders 6, everyone else 3 or below)
 
Bandito King [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:48:21 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]


That shiatty tattoo and fake looking scar make me want to punch that dude right in his kidney.
 
RedfordRenegade
2019-10-10 1:49:53 PM  
Sounds like she is gushing and moist with a strong surge on many poles.

In a row.
 
thehobbes
2019-10-10 1:51:50 PM  

Bandito King: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]

That shiatty tattoo and fake looking scar make me want to punch that dude right in his kidney.


rumor is his rifle squad did that very thing. they had to beat him down to get him to shower.
 
Sarah Jessica Farker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:52:39 PM  
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/in CA
//electricity is on
///three for the 30% in my county without
 
FortyHams [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 1:52:39 PM  

Bandito King: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]

That shiatty tattoo and fake looking scar make me want to punch that dude right in his kidney.


This is a natural response.
 
bluenovaman [OhFark]
2019-10-10 1:52:51 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.

Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

I think we can spare Mayor Pete or Beto.


How about they take Turd Cruz back first then we can start these negotiations.
 
Vermithrax Perjorative
2019-10-10 1:52:54 PM  
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gbv23
2019-10-10 1:53:18 PM  
I think she would lose by a little less than Bernie would

My state of Oregon will still go democrat
 
JAGChem82
2019-10-10 1:55:40 PM  

gcc: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]

The most confusing thing about this to me is how they thought people who whipped each other with chains for kicks were just going to leave the one mark.


Warren: "On your knees you pathetic wimp. I'm rearing in to give you that big structural change that you deserve as punishment."

Marine: "Right away Madam Elizabeth!"
 
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2019-10-10 1:56:37 PM  

arrogantbastich: Easy there soldier.


Out come the little seamen.
 
The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic
2019-10-10 2:03:46 PM  
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emtwo
2019-10-10 2:08:15 PM  

gcc: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]

The most confusing thing about this to me is how they thought people who whipped each other with chains for kicks were just going to leave the one mark.


That's got to be intentional, if you ask me. There's no way a falling chain leaves such a precise impression. I'm guessing he heated the chain and had someone brand him because he thinks it's impressive.
 
BeansNfranks
2019-10-10 2:10:25 PM  
She's still trying to sell that whole 'break up tech companies' idea.

Please, Fark 'independents', tell me how Bernie is 'old and out of touch' when your soldier for justice is right there telling 6500 people in a room that she literally doesn't have the faintest farking idea how any of this shiat works.
 
Dewey Fidalgo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-10-10 2:17:00 PM  

BeansNfranks: She's still trying to sell that whole 'break up tech companies' idea.

Please, Fark 'independents', tell me how Bernie is 'old and out of touch' when your soldier for justice is right there telling 6500 people in a room that she literally doesn't have the faintest farking idea how any of this shiat works.


Am I the only person who remembers when ATT/Ma Bell was broken up?
 
TheDarkSaintOfGin
2019-10-10 2:18:25 PM  

FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.

Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

I think we can spare Mayor Pete or Beto.


I'll let them have Sanders.  But considering Celine Dion and that kid that got arrested for public urination or something in Brazil, i say let them have Gabbard and Yang.
 
tommyl66
2019-10-10 2:19:11 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: BeansNfranks: She's still trying to sell that whole 'break up tech companies' idea.

Please, Fark 'independents', tell me how Bernie is 'old and out of touch' when your soldier for justice is right there telling 6500 people in a room that she literally doesn't have the faintest farking idea how any of this shiat works.

Am I the only person who remembers when ATT/Ma Bell was broken up?


All I know about Ma Bell is she got the ill communications.
 
FortyHams [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 2:21:51 PM  

BeansNfranks: She's still trying to sell that whole 'break up tech companies' idea.

Please, Fark 'independents', tell me how Bernie is 'old and out of touch' when your soldier for justice is right there telling 6500 people in a room that she literally doesn't have the faintest farking idea how any of this shiat works.


Fark user imageView Full Size
Now how quick can you switch from "Terrible idea" to "Excellent idea she stole from Bernie"?
 
emtwo
2019-10-10 2:24:26 PM  

BeansNfranks: She's still trying to sell that whole 'break up tech companies' idea.

Please, Fark 'independents', tell me how Bernie is 'old and out of touch' when your soldier for justice is right there telling 6500 people in a room that she literally doesn't have the faintest farking idea how any of this shiat works.


This is a nice screed telling everyone in this thread that you haven't the faintest farking idea how any of this works. Classic projection.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 2:26:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I have never been so excited about eating my vegetables babies and then flossing afterward.
 
Nuff Said McFarky
2019-10-10 2:26:57 PM  

JAGChem82: gcc: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]

The most confusing thing about this to me is how they thought people who whipped each other with chains for kicks were just going to leave the one mark.

Warren: "On your knees you pathetic wimp. I'm rearing in to give you that big structural change that you deserve as punishment."

Marine: "Right away Madam Elizabeth!"


Fark user imageView Full Size


"I am into BDSM: Bank Destroying and Saving Medicare. Woo woo!"
 
transporter_ii
2019-10-10 2:27:18 PM  

Snarfangel: That's okay, Bernie has a surge protector.
[Fark user image 850x429]


I used to install those things and boy is Bernie screwed if that is what he is using!

I got called out a many a time in the middle of the night because of those things. And getting called out in the middle of the night on weekends and holidays is actually one of the reasons I quit that job.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 2:27:46 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: Maybe Elizabeth Warren could come up here and run Canada for awhile?

Everyone right now is doing a bad job....not like, Trump bad, but not great.

Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.


Of course they can't have the best candidate. But they're welcome to take Warren.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 2:31:52 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Submitter sounds moist.


Can we say damp? I hate the word moist.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 2:46:24 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: BeansNfranks: She's still trying to sell that whole 'break up tech companies' idea.

Please, Fark 'independents', tell me how Bernie is 'old and out of touch' when your soldier for justice is right there telling 6500 people in a room that she literally doesn't have the faintest farking idea how any of this shiat works.

Am I the only person who remembers when ATT/Ma Bell was broken up?


I do. AT&T was broken up because it constituted a monopoly in most of the US. Google, Apple, Microsoft and Amazon don't hold a monopoly in their various market sectors, because they remember AT&T being split by government decrees and there's no way they're gonna let that happen to them. So Warren or Bernie can make all the promises they want but it ain't gonna happen.

After the AT&T breakup, long-distance charges plummeted. I remember one month when my older sister called my mother to tell her her husband had walked out on her. They talked for about two hours and Ma Bell/AT&T charged her about $60 (which was discounted because my mother worked for Southwestern Bell).

So did the price of telephones. I had a phone, just a basic desk phone without a hold button or switching lines or anything like that. It cost $110 when I bought it in 1980 (and a hundred bucks was a lot more money back then).

That got damaged during a move in '86, about 2 1/2 years after the breakup. I replaced it with a phone with hold and mute and call forwarding and a speaker; it also stored up to 50 numbers on speed dial. It cost about $60.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 2:48:53 PM  

gcc: FortyHams: AdmirableSnackbar: Rev.K: AdmirableSnackbar: Hey, I love Canada but fark you, you can't have our best candidate.

[tk421.net image 240x101]

"We don't want to keep her! Just, hold her for a bit".

Understood, we all do.

She'll fark you up.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x552]

The most confusing thing about this to me is how they thought people who whipped each other with chains for kicks were just going to leave the one mark.


He used his safeword. Duh.
 
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