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(The Detroit_News)   Natasha Fatale identified by police after being caught on camera. Boris inconsolable   (detroitnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Criminal law, Crime, Leo White, Jess Robbins, lawn ornament, Police, Natasha Fatale, Livonia  
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2019-10-10 08:01:24 PM  
For those homeowners, the morning that Natasha Fatale graced their property and stole a moose lawn ornament was the weirdest day of their lives.

But for her, it was Tuesday.
 
2019-10-10 08:02:09 PM  
Squirrel outraged.
 
2019-10-10 08:08:02 PM  

skinink: For those homeowners, the morning that Natasha Fatale graced their property and stole a moose lawn ornament was the weirdest day of their lives.

But for her, it was Tuesday.


A cute girl I knew in my teens described herself as a "Femm Fatal"...
 
2019-10-10 08:09:31 PM  
You busy-bodies have busied your last body.
 
2019-10-10 08:12:51 PM  
She was probably avenging her sister....
 
2019-10-10 08:14:26 PM  
Yeah, I'm gonna call her Karen Smith.

Natasha Fatale is a name reserved for a buxom, blonde Russian with a thick accent that would melt the Volga in January, who is concealing one or more deadly weapons on her person, and is probably also a vampire.
 
2019-10-10 08:26:08 PM  

grinding_journalist: blonde


Everything you said is spot on, except this.
 
2019-10-10 08:32:20 PM  
Can't trust those west siders with anything.
 
2019-10-10 09:29:04 PM  
Making a moose disappear.

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2019-10-10 09:42:29 PM  
Looks as if she will get away Scott-free
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2019-10-10 10:40:19 PM  

Krieghund: grinding_journalist: blonde

Everything you said is spot on, except this.


Also:  delete "Russian", insert "Pottsylvanian".
 
2019-10-10 10:42:49 PM  
Is it just me? I always have this impression when I hear news stuff of such petty vandalism/theft that it's some stupid teenager/twenty-something.
Then I find people ye olde doing stuff like this.
Was this some self-righteous PETA level crap?

/DNRTA
 
2019-10-11 12:11:27 AM  
What else are you going to do at 4:35 am?
 
2019-10-11 09:45:32 PM  

Resident Muslim: Is it just me? I always have this impression when I hear news stuff of such petty vandalism/theft that it's some stupid teenager/twenty-something.
Then I find people ye olde doing stuff like this.
Was this some self-righteous PETA level crap?

/DNRTA


Alcohol + "You know what'd be funny!?"   It's the slightly better planned version of, "Hey, hold my beer."
 
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