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(USA Today)   Cincinnati bans discrimination based on natural hair, still no explanation for noodles in chili   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2019-10-10 09:23:53 AM  
chili-mac is goddamb delicious, with or without hair.
 
2019-10-10 10:45:09 AM  
Silly Subby, the noodles don't go inCincinnati chili, the chili goes on TOP of the noodles.

Also, can we discriminate people that wear "un-natural" hair?
Because I see NO VALID REASON why a 50 year old woman needs to dye their hair hot pink, purple, and green!

/except as a warning sign that she's been affected with "The Crazy"
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 11:49:28 AM  

elvisaintdead: chili-mac is goddamb delicious, with or without hair.


True, if you have decent chili, which Cincinnati does not. They have watery Manwich™.*

*-Watery Manwich is also the name of my acoustic Meatloaf cover band.
 
2019-10-10 12:23:53 PM  
Blame the Greeks.


\Seriously, the recipe was imported with Greek Immigrants who opened chili parlors as family businesses in the early 1900s.
\\They called it chili because the Irish and Germans in Cincinnati had no experience with any other chilis and it sold better than "savory meat sauce"
\\\It almost makes my regional Bengal affinity worth it. Almost.
 
2019-10-10 12:23:54 PM  
Real men enjoy three-ways.
 
2019-10-10 12:24:14 PM  

Sniffers Row: Silly Subby, the noodles don't go inCincinnati chili, the chili goes on TOP of the noodles.

Also, can we discriminate people that wear "un-natural" hair?
Because I see NO VALID REASON why a 50 year old woman needs to dye their hair hot pink, purple, and green!

/except as a warning sign that she's been affected with "The Crazy"


A 50 year old woman w/ pink, green or purple hair is a lot more honest than a woman in her 60s w/o a single gray hair.
 
2019-10-10 12:24:47 PM  

jbc: elvisaintdead: chili-mac is goddamb delicious, with or without hair.

True, if you have decent chili, which Cincinnati does not. They have watery Manwich™.*

*-Watery Manwich is also the name of my acoustic Meatloaf cover band.


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2019-10-10 12:25:17 PM  
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I don't care what people say. Skyline is farking awesome
 
2019-10-10 12:25:31 PM  
I like the concept of chili mac, but I don't like the Skyline chili.
 
2019-10-10 12:25:56 PM  
Cincinnati-style chili is a Midwestern treasure, subby.
 
2019-10-10 12:26:35 PM  

Not_Todd: Real men enjoy three-ways.


Three-ways also work great as a laxative.

/Reds HOF will never be the same
 
2019-10-10 12:29:48 PM  
How is chilli over pasta not just pasta Bolognese, or some other meat sauce. It's f*cking stupid.
 
2019-10-10 12:30:37 PM  
Cincinnati chili is vomit.

Marine1: Cincinnati-style chili is a Midwestern treasure, subby.


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hmmmmmm
 
2019-10-10 12:32:05 PM  

Frank N Stein: Cincinnati chili is vomit.

Marine1: Cincinnati-style chili is a Midwestern treasure, subby.

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hmmmmmm


Thing's a bit out-of-date.
 
2019-10-10 12:32:57 PM  

grumpfuff: How is chilli over pasta not just pasta Bolognese, or some other meat sauce. It's f*cking stupid.


Deal with it.
 
2019-10-10 12:33:29 PM  

Marine1: Frank N Stein: Cincinnati chili is vomit.

Marine1: Cincinnati-style chili is a Midwestern treasure, subby.

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hmmmmmm

Thing's a bit out-of-date.


ur a bit out of date
 
2019-10-10 12:33:51 PM  
i don't think you want people going around with natural hair.
you know, NATURAL.  free from shampoo, conditioner, showering, grooming, hygiene.

it kind of farking stinks.
 
2019-10-10 12:34:59 PM  
Now all they need to do is define "natural" hair.
 
2019-10-10 12:36:16 PM  

soupafi: [skylinechili.com image 700x600]
I don't care what people say. Skyline is farking awesome


Dixie chili, camp Washington chili, and pleasant ridge chili all make skyline look worse than dog food.
 
2019-10-10 12:36:19 PM  

Frank N Stein: Marine1: Frank N Stein: Cincinnati chili is vomit.

Marine1: Cincinnati-style chili is a Midwestern treasure, subby.

*clicks profile*
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hmmmmmm

Thing's a bit out-of-date.

ur a bit out of date


Nobelium Uranium.
 
2019-10-10 12:39:04 PM  

jbc: elvisaintdead: chili-mac is goddamb delicious, with or without hair.

True, if you have decent chili, which Cincinnati does not. They have watery Manwich™.*

*-Watery Manwich is also the name of my acoustic Meatloaf cover band.


They add "spice" to the Manwich by dumping a quarter cup of cinnamon in there (per serving).

Gold star and Skyline are both godawful.
 
2019-10-10 12:39:07 PM  
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2019-10-10 12:40:01 PM  

Crewmannumber6: grumpfuff: How is chilli over pasta not just pasta Bolognese, or some other meat sauce. It's f*cking stupid.

Deal with it.


K. You keep enjoying your pasta Bolognese.
 
2019-10-10 12:40:10 PM  

Sniffers Row: Silly Subby, the noodles don't go inCincinnati chili, the chili goes on TOP of the noodles.

Also, can we discriminate people that wear "un-natural" hair?
Because I see NO VALID REASON why a 50 year old woman needs to dye their hair hot pink, purple, and green!

/except as a warning sign that she's been affected with "The Crazy"


GASP! SOGGY KNEES! PATRICK DUFFY! MUH FEE FEES!
 
2019-10-10 12:40:11 PM  

Marine1: Cincinnati-style chili is a Midwestern treasure, subby.


Are you saying it should be buried?
 
2019-10-10 12:41:20 PM  

FleshFlapps: soupafi: [skylinechili.com image 700x600]
I don't care what people say. Skyline is farking awesome

Dixie chili, camp Washington chili, and pleasant ridge chili all make skyline look worse than dog food.


^ this one gets it.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2019-10-10 12:41:42 PM  

FleshFlapps: soupafi: [skylinechili.com image 700x600]
I don't care what people say. Skyline is farking awesome

Dixie chili, camp Washington chili, and pleasant ridge chili all make skyline look worse than dog food.


Alpo and Ol' Roy make Skyline look worse than dog food.
 
2019-10-10 12:42:40 PM  
Cincy Chili is great drunk food.
And a cheese coney with any other kind of chili is not so good.
 
2019-10-10 12:45:25 PM  
"Your hair is your identity."

Hello, 911?  I need to report a case of identity theft.
 
2019-10-10 12:47:48 PM  
I want to hear about the real documented cases of hair discrimination that precipitated this law.
 
2019-10-10 12:50:03 PM  
As long as we can still be rightly terrified of gingers.
 
2019-10-10 12:52:16 PM  

flucto: As long as we can still be rightly terrified of gingers.


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And if anyone starts on the "dye job" thing, I'll farking cut you.
 
2019-10-10 12:54:24 PM  

Trocadero: flucto: As long as we can still be rightly terrified of gingers.

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And if anyone starts on the "dye job" thing, I'll farking cut you.


Dying your hair red is choosing to be insane. That's doubly terrifying.
 
2019-10-10 12:55:55 PM  

bglove25: Blame the Greeks.


This is why it has cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg....

Not_Todd: Real men enjoy three-ways.


I'm a 5-way guy

Frank N Stein: Cincinnati chili is vomit.


By itself, yes. Something magical happens inside a Skyline. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
 
2019-10-10 12:58:28 PM  

Sniffers Row: Something magical happens inside a Skyline.


I lived in Cincinnati for about eight months in the 80's. Skyline was.... weird. Kind of cravy in a hard to define way. But then I went to one while driving across Ohio a couple years back. It had turned into the nastiest fast food concept ever. And it was badly done.

bottom line: Just say no to Skyline unless you have a time machine, and in that case, why the hell aren't you stopping the Beatles from getting together or something else for the benefit of mankind?
 
2019-10-10 12:59:31 PM  
Having moved to Cincinnati a few years ago I'm still perplexed as to why people get so hung up on the noodles.  My wife likes her chili with rice while I view cornbread as the proper accompaniment, but for the most part a carbohydrate is a carbohydrate so why not noodles?

What they should be focused on is how the "chili" portion of the dish here is a sacrilegious gruel of watered down ground horse meat mugged by a cinnamon bun on its way to the plate.
 
2019-10-10 01:03:43 PM  
Sniffers Row:
Not_Todd: Real men enjoy three-ways.

I'm a 5-way guy


There's a local DC chain called Hard Times Café that specializes in chili, and I have become quite fond of
5-way Texas style.
 
2019-10-10 01:03:45 PM  
Why is this even being discussed?  As long as it doesn't poke me in the face or get in my food, I couldn't give a shiat what people do with their hair.  If you are discriminating against people because they chose an aesthetic that you find challenging, then you probably shouldn't be making any kind of decisions that affect other people.
 
2019-10-10 01:04:55 PM  
My wife introduced me to it, and I like it. Yea, I said it.
 
2019-10-10 01:07:28 PM  

stuffy: Now all they need to do is define "natural" hair.


Hair that does not use chemicals or devices to change its texture, such as perms, straighteners, or heated combs or rollers.
Yes, this means that white people cannot insist on or discriminate against people whose hair is not straight like theirs as it grows out of their heads because they think it looks "unprofessional".

Don't be simple.
 
2019-10-10 01:07:32 PM  
Is skyline actually chili?
 
2019-10-10 01:08:40 PM  

Tenga: My wife introduced me to it, and I like it. Yea, I said it.


This is a thread about chili not pegging.
 
2019-10-10 01:09:18 PM  

grumpfuff: How is chilli over pasta not just pasta Bolognese, or some other meat sauce. It's f*cking stupid.


Thanks for pointing out what should have been obvious.  Never having been to Cinci, I've always wondered WTF they were thinking, but seeing it as a pasta dish and not a chili dish makes the whole thing more understandable.
 
2019-10-10 01:10:00 PM  

flucto: Sniffers Row: Something magical happens inside a Skyline.

I lived in Cincinnati for about eight months in the 80's. Skyline was.... weird. Kind of cravy in a hard to define way. But then I went to one while driving across Ohio a couple years back. It had turned into the nastiest fast food concept ever. And it was badly done.

bottom line: Just say no to Skyline unless you have a time machine, and in that case, why the hell aren't you stopping the Beatles from getting together or something else for the benefit of mankind?


You mean back before it was 80% water.
 
2019-10-10 01:11:05 PM  

loki see loki do: I want to hear about the real documented cases of hair discrimination that precipitated this law.


School dress codes and "professional" hairstyles spring to mind. I went to school with a no-afro, no-dreadlock, no-frizz rule, with afro being defined as any hair that sticks out more than an inch or two. For the white students, this meant sensible hairstyles only, fine.  For the black students, this meant having to straighten their hair or keep it exceptionally short.
 
2019-10-10 01:21:07 PM  
Cincinnati must be awesome having gotten this far down the "Problems List"
 
2019-10-10 01:21:10 PM  
Never have a 3 way with a side of conneys before a flight.
 
2019-10-10 01:23:41 PM  
I consider both dreads and mullets equally ugly. Does this make me a racist or a self-hater?
 
2019-10-10 01:29:50 PM  

rewind2846: stuffy: Now all they need to do is define "natural" hair.

Hair that does not use chemicals or devices to change its texture, such as perms, straighteners, or heated combs or rollers.
Yes, this means that white people cannot insist on or discriminate against people whose hair is not straight like theirs as it grows out of their heads because they think it looks "unprofessional".

Don't be simple.


but devices that lock it in place in artifcially (not by nature) selected groupings is natural, huh?
 
2019-10-10 01:30:31 PM  
 
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