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(Vice)   The first rule of Onania Club is that no one talks about Human Centipede (slightly nsfw)   (vice.com) divider line
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2019-10-08 10:15:45 AM  
The Onania Club revolves around a "secret masturbation society."

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2019-10-08 10:55:17 AM  
"The Onania Club revolves around a "secret masturbation society."

Incels finally get a big screen treatment.
 
2019-10-08 10:57:49 AM  
who is this appealing too?
 
2019-10-08 11:09:37 AM  

AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?


Onanists?
 
2019-10-08 11:14:34 AM  
I'm a member of an Onania club in real life.

The only member, come to think of it.
 
2019-10-08 11:16:49 AM  
I own Salo on DVD, so whatever.
 
2019-10-08 11:18:43 AM  

AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?


There's a subset of horror fans who want to see the sickest, vilest movies possible.  It's the cinematic equivalent of those people who try to eat food that is as hot as possible.
 
2019-10-08 11:27:07 AM  
This winter, they're flicking the bean...ALL THE WAY TO HELL
 
2019-10-08 11:31:08 AM  
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ONANI!
 
2019-10-08 11:32:46 AM  

jake_lex: AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?

There's a subset of horror fans who want to see the sickest, vilest movies possible.  It's the cinematic equivalent of those people who try to eat food that is as hot as possible.


I'm going to throw it out there that ladies flicking their beans is perhaps not as bad as involuntary surgical ass-to-mouth.
 
2019-10-08 11:44:26 AM  

Nurglitch: jake_lex: AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?

There's a subset of horror fans who want to see the sickest, vilest movies possible.  It's the cinematic equivalent of those people who try to eat food that is as hot as possible.

I'm going to throw it out there that ladies flicking their beans is perhaps not as bad as involuntary surgical ass-to-mouth.


From what I've read about it, the problem is what these ladies are flicking their beans to
 
2019-10-08 11:48:06 AM  
I'm holding out for the trailer where The Voice starts with, "In a world where..."
 
2019-10-08 11:50:23 AM  
Are their vaginas going to be sewn into a starfish configuration?
 
2019-10-08 11:53:40 AM  
Is ringing his solicitor on his mobile even as I type:
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2019-10-08 11:56:04 AM  

jake_lex: Nurglitch: jake_lex: AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?

There's a subset of horror fans who want to see the sickest, vilest movies possible.  It's the cinematic equivalent of those people who try to eat food that is as hot as possible.

I'm going to throw it out there that ladies flicking their beans is perhaps not as bad as involuntary surgical ass-to-mouth.

From what I've read about it, the problem is what these ladies are flicking their beans to


This gentleman might be chuckling.
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2019-10-08 11:57:37 AM  
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2019-10-08 12:01:50 PM  
Serious question for whoever has seen The Human Centipede series. Are any of the three really that sick, visually? I have read descriptions of them, I guess the second sounds the worst. Can you tell it is simulated or is it realistic enough that it's actually repulsive to watch? Understand, I haven't seen any of the well-known gross-out "classics" like Salo or A Serbian Film, et al. Not that I am inclined to want to watch shiat like that, but is the amount of grossness overstated or are these films (esp. the Human Centipede series) truly despicable and once see are quite hard to forget.

Thanks in advance.
 
2019-10-08 12:05:19 PM  
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2019-10-08 12:24:49 PM  

Nurglitch: jake_lex: Nurglitch: jake_lex: AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?

There's a subset of horror fans who want to see the sickest, vilest movies possible.  It's the cinematic equivalent of those people who try to eat food that is as hot as possible.

I'm going to throw it out there that ladies flicking their beans is perhaps not as bad as involuntary surgical ass-to-mouth.

From what I've read about it, the problem is what these ladies are flicking their beans to

This gentleman might be chuckling.
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The description of the movie makes it sound like he might want to call up J.G. Ballard's estate and ask if they're interested in joining his plagiarism suit.
 
2019-10-08 12:25:04 PM  
Dorothy Parker owned a parrot she named "Onan"...."because he 'spilled his seed upon the ground'"...
 
2019-10-08 12:26:20 PM  

Cheron: I'm holding out for the trailer where The Voice starts with, "In a world where..."


In A World... Official Trailer 1 (2013) - Lake Bell Movie HD
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2019-10-08 12:31:23 PM  
No one talks about it because there's nothing new to say. The 2010 record remains unchallenged.

The largest human centipede consisted of 2,961 people in an event organized by Have A Good Dream Co. Ltd. and Thai Beverage Marketing Co. Ltd. (all Thailand) at Ratchaborikanukro School, Ratchaburi, Thailand on 16 June 2010. The participants walked 30 metres, as required by the guidelines.
 
2019-10-08 12:33:32 PM  

EdgeRunner: No one talks about it because there's nothing new to say. The 2010 record remains unchallenged.

The largest human centipede consisted of 2,961 people in an event organized by Have A Good Dream Co. Ltd. and Thai Beverage Marketing Co. Ltd. (all Thailand) at Ratchaborikanukro School, Ratchaburi, Thailand on 16 June 2010. The participants walked 30 metres, as required by the guidelines.


I'll take "Links that are staying unclicked" for $1000, Alex.
 
2019-10-08 12:35:14 PM  
Here I figured nobody talked about it because their lips were glued to a bunghole.
 
2019-10-08 12:36:47 PM  

Mr Tarantula: EdgeRunner: No one talks about it because there's nothing new to say. The 2010 record remains unchallenged.

The largest human centipede consisted of 2,961 people in an event organized by Have A Good Dream Co. Ltd. and Thai Beverage Marketing Co. Ltd. (all Thailand) at Ratchaborikanukro School, Ratchaburi, Thailand on 16 June 2010. The participants walked 30 metres, as required by the guidelines.

I'll take "Links that are staying unclicked" for $1000, Alex.


Oooh, sorry. The correct category is "Actual entries in the Guinness Book of World Records".
 
2019-10-08 12:37:23 PM  
Whatever high-brow intellectual point, or not, the filmmaker is going for is going to get lost in the soap-opera level acting, bad dialog and shot-on-an-imitation-iphone production.  That trailer was hilarious, and not intentionally.  I could see this "film" working as a midnight-movie, where upon admission you are given 10 beers, a bag of overripe tomatoes, a trenchcoat and perhaps, some lingerie and then told have at it.
 
2019-10-08 12:42:36 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: "The Onania Club revolves around a "secret masturbation society."

Incels finally get a big screen treatment.


No, it's about a group of secretly masturbating women.
 
2019-10-08 12:52:56 PM  

Sensei Can You See: Keyser_Soze_Death: "The Onania Club revolves around a "secret masturbation society."

Incels finally get a big screen treatment.

No, it's about a group of secretly masturbating women.


A jerk-circle?
 
2019-10-08 1:00:01 PM  
Somewhat related stupid thing I get pedantic about, the sin of Onan has nothing to do with masturbation.
 
2019-10-08 1:18:15 PM  
 
2019-10-08 1:31:09 PM  
Paging Onanist to the Onanism thread... for reasons.
 
2019-10-08 3:02:22 PM  

BrianGriffin: Serious question for whoever has seen The Human Centipede series. Are any of the three really that sick, visually? I have read descriptions of them, I guess the second sounds the worst. Can you tell it is simulated or is it realistic enough that it's actually repulsive to watch? Understand, I haven't seen any of the well-known gross-out "classics" like Salo or A Serbian Film, et al. Not that I am inclined to want to watch shiat like that, but is the amount of grossness overstated or are these films (esp. the Human Centipede series) truly despicable and once see are quite hard to forget.

Thanks in advance.

 
2019-10-08 3:05:00 PM  
A Serbian Film is the sickest movie I've seen.
Human Centipede, first one was more gross but not visually sickening, since he didn't have the budget to do the effects.  2nd was a little worst, 3rd was just non-sense and didn't see the whole thing.

Didn't see Salo.

I think some of the torture porn type movies like Hostel, Saw, and I Spit on Your Grave are visually more disturbing.
 
2019-10-08 3:08:59 PM  

jake_lex: AnEasyTarget: who is this appealing too?

There's a subset of horror fans who want to see the sickest, vilest movies possible.  It's the cinematic equivalent of those people who try to eat food that is as hot as possible.


I guess, but if you want to watch women or men masturbate; aren't there a whole bunch of documentaries on the internet about the subject?  I've been told.

There was some movie where a guy is in Germany and walks into a theatre and is handed some tissues.  And the movie playing is some people being tortured / killed, and all the guys in the theatre are masturbating to it.  Can't remember the name.
I am thinking this movie is similar, but the woman start killing people in real life.

I don't even remotely see any artistic value, and can't imagine this is someone's fetish.  But the internet always proves me wrong.
 
2019-10-08 3:33:52 PM  

AnEasyTarget: A Serbian Film is the sickest movie I've seen.
Human Centipede, first one was more gross but not visually sickening, since he didn't have the budget to do the effects.  2nd was a little worst, 3rd was just non-sense and didn't see the whole thing.

Didn't see Salo.

I think some of the torture porn type movies like Hostel, Saw, and I Spit on Your Grave are visually more disturbing.


Long ago, I took a class on the social history of art, text by Hauser.  Fascinating class.  Retroactively, it was easy to look back on popular art forms, and see that even in the mainstream examples, we got what we were asking for.  Ergo, easy to see why the torture porn craze of the Bush era could only have emerged, and flourished, in that era.  Not sure if secret women's masturbation society films will be a trend but, will await to see if the floodgates open.

In the end, we do get the art we truly deserve.
 
2019-10-08 3:38:43 PM  

AnEasyTarget: A Serbian Film is the sickest movie I've seen.
Human Centipede, first one was more gross but not visually sickening, since he didn't have the budget to do the effects.  2nd was a little worst, 3rd was just non-sense and didn't see the whole thing.

Didn't see Salo.

I think some of the torture porn type movies like Hostel, Saw, and I Spit on Your Grave are visually more disturbing.


The first Hostel was, for me, at least involving. The worst part was the woman losing her eye (ewwww!). Saw was just boring for me. The original I Spit on Your Grave was strange because the overlong and graphic as hell rape scenes were so disturbing to watch, but knowing what she was gonna do to these sick farks (which I did know in advance) made it easier to get through her being so abused. Not justifying it, per se, just a personal observation. What I have read about A Serbian Film...I can't imagine sitting through it.

Thanks for replying, by the way. Much appreciated.
 
2019-10-08 4:10:38 PM  

Al-Azwad: Somewhat related stupid thing I get pedantic about, the sin of Onan has nothing to do with masturbation.


It's the penalty for early withdrawal.
 
2019-10-08 5:06:42 PM  
It's time for another Human Centipede sequel. It's time to sew the band back together.
 
2019-10-08 7:28:58 PM  

BrianGriffin: Serious question for whoever has seen The Human Centipede series. Are any of the three really that sick, visually? I have read descriptions of them, I guess the second sounds the worst. Can you tell it is simulated or is it realistic enough that it's actually repulsive to watch? Understand, I haven't seen any of the well-known gross-out "classics" like Salo or A Serbian Film, et al. Not that I am inclined to want to watch shiat like that, but is the amount of grossness overstated or are these films (esp. the Human Centipede series) truly despicable and once see are quite hard to forget.

Thanks in advance.


I watched the first one thinking it would be a satire and somewhat self aware and done with a wink and a nod, I guess. Nope. Dead straight torture-mutilation porn. Stopped watching at about the halfway point. Let it play out so Netflix wouldn't keep bugging me to finish watching, thereby reminding me I made the mistake of starting it.
 
2019-10-09 1:23:58 AM  

Al-Azwad: Somewhat related stupid thing I get pedantic about, the sin of Onan has nothing to do with masturbation.


Scripturally, you're correct. That said, it's a pretty safe bet that he also jerked off.
 
2019-10-09 9:39:20 AM  

semiotix: Al-Azwad: Somewhat related stupid thing I get pedantic about, the sin of Onan has nothing to do with masturbation.

Scripturally, you're correct. That said, it's a pretty safe bet that he also jerked off.


Nope. He pulled out at the last second. That was always one of the more interesting Bible passages.
 
2019-10-09 10:20:10 AM  

EdgeRunner: Nope. He pulled out at the last second. That was always one of the more interesting Bible passages.


I know. I'm just saying, he was a guy. So on other occasions, he probably spanked it.
 
2019-10-09 12:03:53 PM  

semiotix: EdgeRunner: Nope. He pulled out at the last second. That was always one of the more interesting Bible passages.

I know. I'm just saying, he was a guy. So on other occasions, he probably spanked it.


Yeah, which makes it a common thing, not The Sin of Onan For Which He Shall Be Eternally Known. His sin was declining to get somebody pregnant, so Onanism should refer to the act of using birth control.
 
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