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(ABC 15)   Something old, something new; something borrowed, something blue. Some got drunk, some got blazed; blowing chunks, getting tased. Attacked some cops; went to jail. Wedding party needs some bail   ( divider line
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2019-10-01 1:11:16 AM  
5 votes:

TylerParry: Miss you, Chunks

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2019-10-01 12:02:45 AM  
4 votes:
Bravo subby, bravo!

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2019-10-01 3:36:30 PM  
2 votes:
Once again not invited to the fun party. :(
2019-10-01 1:25:15 AM  
2 votes:
It's a long way to the top, if ya wanna rock and roll.
2019-10-01 6:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
Is this the "sanctity of marriage" I keep hearing about?
2019-10-01 7:58:54 AM  
1 vote:
*checks article*

Chino Valley

That sounds about right.
2019-10-01 2:01:08 AM  
1 vote:
I really hate the term, but sometimes calling someone "white trash" is the right response.
2019-10-01 1:01:11 AM  
1 vote:
Miss you, Chunks
2019-10-01 12:25:06 AM  
1 vote:
I feel like the headline is a Rogers & Hammerstein show tune reference I'm not catching on to
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