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(ABC 15)   Something old, something new; something borrowed, something blue. Some got drunk, some got blazed; blowing chunks, getting tased. Attacked some cops; went to jail. Wedding party needs some bail   ( divider line
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2019-10-01 12:02:45 AM  
Bravo subby, bravo!

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2019-10-01 12:03:43 AM  
Oh darn, I was hoping this would be about that Bieber kids wedding.
2019-10-01 12:14:56 AM  
Well... Their lives are farked.

At the scene is NOT the time to debate.
2019-10-01 12:23:11 AM  
Well done subs. Lol
2019-10-01 12:25:06 AM  
I feel like the headline is a Rogers & Hammerstein show tune reference I'm not catching on to
2019-10-01 12:25:51 AM  
Plus eleventy, Subby.
2019-10-01 12:55:54 AM Full Size
2019-10-01 1:01:11 AM  
Miss you, Chunks
2019-10-01 1:11:16 AM  

TylerParry: Miss you, Chunks

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2019-10-01 1:25:15 AM  
It's a long way to the top, if ya wanna rock and roll.
2019-10-01 2:01:08 AM  
I really hate the term, but sometimes calling someone "white trash" is the right response.
2019-10-01 3:31:21 AM  
Church League softball fist fight
Gettin' "washed in the blood" on a Tuesday night
What would Jesus do? Lord, he wouldn't do that:
Knock the hell out of a preacher with a softball bat
2019-10-01 4:54:20 AM  
HOTY. Book it, done.
2019-10-01 6:21:31 AM  
Yeah, that was a good headline.
2019-10-01 7:20:46 AM  
Ah, it was a wedding to never forget.
2019-10-01 7:40:46 AM  
I wonder if Vegas is offering odds on them being divorced within a year?
2019-10-01 7:52:03 AM  
Yeah, someone remember this come HOTY time.
2019-10-01 7:54:26 AM  
Amy Remembers the Doctor
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2019-10-01 7:58:54 AM  
*checks article*

Chino Valley

That sounds about right.
2019-10-01 10:15:08 AM  
I'm beginning to see the more poetic side of FARK coming out!
2019-10-01 11:04:17 AM  
HOTY candidate for sure.
2019-10-01 11:36:28 AM  
Burma Shave
2019-10-01 11:39:05 AM  
The Aristocrats!
2019-10-01 3:36:30 PM  
Once again not invited to the fun party. :(
2019-10-01 6:41:57 PM  
Is this the "sanctity of marriage" I keep hearing about?
2019-10-02 5:21:49 AM  

HowiPepper: Bravo subby, bravo!

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Agreed. Total headline fire. Bravo.
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