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2019-09-25 12:51:49 PM  
Looks like I wasn't the only one turned on by that.
 
2019-09-25 2:11:31 PM  
Needs more cowbell.
 
2019-09-25 2:30:50 PM  
And at the sounding of the cow summons, thus Ragnarok began.

/not sure that's how the legends went....
 
2019-09-25 2:31:36 PM  
Anyone see the movie Midsommer? Reminds me of that.  Super good but mega farked up at the same time.
I don't trust friendly Swedes now.
 
2019-09-25 2:33:37 PM  

EvilEgg: Looks like I wasn't the only one turned on by that.


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2019-09-25 2:33:46 PM  

berylman: Anyone see the movie Midsommer? Reminds me of that.


You know what else reminds me of Midsommar?

The Wicker Man.
 
2019-09-25 2:34:13 PM  
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2019-09-25 2:34:28 PM  
If she is good looking in front, as she is from behind, she could burp and I would come running.
 
2019-09-25 2:36:23 PM  
Beautiful, eh?  Somebody's imagination is engorged.
 
2019-09-25 2:36:30 PM  
Never tried it for cows, but pigs understand "Sooooie!"
 
2019-09-25 2:38:08 PM  

This text is now purple: You know what else reminds me of Midsommar? The Wicker Man.


I've actually never seen that. Now I know where the Nic Cage bees meme came from. Next on my watchlist.
 
2019-09-25 2:38:39 PM  
I'll sound out the knulla call for her!
 
2019-09-25 2:39:35 PM  

zimbomba67: If she is good looking in front, as she is from behind, she could burp and I would come running.


If she was the one who fed you your whole life you would come running also.
 
2019-09-25 2:39:40 PM  
was this before or after the mosquito therapy?
 
2019-09-25 2:43:07 PM  

zimbomba67: If she is good looking in front, as she is from behind, she could burp and I would come running.


Actually, a belch would work on me. It means she's a hot chick who knows where the good places to eat are.
 
2019-09-25 2:44:02 PM  
Oh, you can tell she's herded cows before.  I can't believe they let her wear white.
 
2019-09-25 2:44:36 PM  
I visited some friends in Sweden for midsommer a few years ago, and this Italian guy who was part of their friend group related a funny story about the cows there during spring.

They keep the cows there shut up in barns during the long winter, so they don't all freeze to death.  Apparently there is a special day in spring called "koslapp" that is basically The Releasing of The Cows, and when they let them out of the barns they all go running out into the fields and frolic joyfully.  He described the spectacle as "like watching refrigerators dancing".
 
2019-09-25 2:46:45 PM  
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She's purdy front & back.
 
2019-09-25 2:48:15 PM  

berylman: This text is now purple: You know what else reminds me of Midsommar? The Wicker Man.

I've actually never seen that. Now I know where the Nic Cage bees meme came from. Next on my watchlist.


You want the Christopher Lee version.
 
2019-09-25 2:48:42 PM  

Gawdzila: I visited some friends in Sweden for midsommer a few years ago, and this Italian guy who was part of their friend group related a funny story about the cows there during spring.

They keep the cows there shut up in barns during the long winter, so they don't all freeze to death.  Apparently there is a special day in spring called "koslapp" that is basically The Releasing of The Cows, and when they let them out of the barns they all go running out into the fields and frolic joyfully.  He described the spectacle as "like watching refrigerators dancing".


Family guy is your refrigerator running
Youtube qVTw5rERnC4
 
2019-09-25 2:51:57 PM  
I'm delivering regularly to a farmhouse, my truck's engine revs up when I engage the crane's PTO and all the cows in the nearby field come-a-running. So she has the same talent as my truck, but looks prettier in a dress.
 
2019-09-25 2:52:52 PM  
The Goofy Holler is used to scatter the cows after the summoning
Goofy Scream - The Art of Skiing
Youtube bJGFfd6P-pk
 
2019-09-25 2:52:55 PM  

ObscureNameHere: And at the sounding of the cow summons, thus Ragnarok began.

/not sure that's how the legends went....


This documentary should explain the whole process.

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2019-09-25 2:53:57 PM  
This is now a music for cows thread.
Jazz for Cows
Youtube lXKDu6cdXLI
 
2019-09-25 2:54:16 PM  
Grazing cows rush to listen to accordion music
Youtube IypL_EcI9XE
 
2019-09-25 2:55:03 PM  
Florida Dairy Farmer Holds Concert for Dairy Cows
Youtube 1ZW4Ska8gvA
 
2019-09-25 2:55:28 PM  
Music for cows!
Youtube kAI-PFWZ95I
 
2019-09-25 2:55:49 PM  

This text is now purple: berylman: Anyone see the movie Midsommer? Reminds me of that.

You know what else reminds me of Midsommar?

The Wicker Man.


Do you know what "The Wicker Man" reminds me of?

How much I hate Cage.
 
2019-09-25 2:56:10 PM  

berylman: Anyone see the movie Midsommer? Reminds me of that.  Super good but mega farked up at the same time.
I don't trust friendly Swedes now.


Florence Pugh makes me feel funny down there. Also she was great in The Little Drummer Girl miniseries.
 
2019-09-25 2:56:36 PM  

berylman: This text is now purple: You know what else reminds me of Midsommar? The Wicker Man.

I've actually never seen that. Now I know where the Nic Cage bees meme came from. Next on my watchlist.


Don't.

Just.. don't.
 
2019-09-25 2:57:56 PM  
...until the cows came home.  Literally.
 
2019-09-25 3:01:28 PM  
So cool, sounds like something from LoTR.

Also, has there ever been a bad looking Nordic person? I have yet to see evidence...
 
2019-09-25 3:06:26 PM  

This text is now purple: berylman: This text is now purple: You know what else reminds me of Midsommar? The Wicker Man.

I've actually never seen that. Now I know where the Nic Cage bees meme came from. Next on my watchlist.

You want the Christopher Lee version.


But watch the Nick Cage version with Rifftrax commentary.
 
2019-09-25 3:23:10 PM  
Is she single?
 
2019-09-25 3:23:36 PM  
Seems like cows just really like music.
 
2019-09-25 3:29:16 PM  

darthaegis: Seems like cows just really like moosic.


FTFY
 
2019-09-25 3:31:48 PM  

darthaegis: Seems like cows just really like music.


Anything's more interesting than grass and fence posts.
 
2019-09-25 3:35:59 PM  
The fact you find Nordic women attractive means you are all sheep and tools of the white male patriarchy.
 
2019-09-25 3:42:08 PM  
Live Burp Concert in Front of a Herd of Cows Part 2
Youtube 22KQaQPsd94
 
2019-09-25 3:42:50 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: The fact you find Nordic women attractive means you are all sheep and tools of the white male patriarchy.


Baah.  It just means I am a straight male with a pulse.
 
2019-09-25 3:45:03 PM  

fatassbastard: Is she single?


Nope.
 
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2019-09-25 3:51:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: The fact you find Nordic women attractive means you are all sheep and tools of the white male patriarchy.


Hmmm.  Yeah.  Who feels like being debased and humiliated by the patriarch?

Yeah, yeah. Fark isn't etc.  I'll see myself out.

/ meet me out back lol
 
2019-09-25 3:51:41 PM  
Enya just keeps getting weirder and weirder, doesn't she?
 
2019-09-25 3:51:47 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: The fact you find Nordic women attractive means you are all sheep and tools of the white male patriarchy.


Bah!
 
2019-09-25 3:51:48 PM  
If she's good at calling cows, good at milking cows; she's also probably pretty good at...

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2019-09-25 3:52:26 PM  

Twonk: The Googles Do Nothing: The fact you find Nordic women attractive means you are all sheep and tools of the white male patriarchy.

Baah.  It just means I am a straight male with a pulse.


*shakes tiny cloven hoof
 
2019-09-25 3:52:57 PM  

fatassbastard: Is she single?


Neigh.

\this joke works better with horses
 
2019-09-25 3:57:16 PM  
Someone has already shown other scenes of cows coming running to noise, so I won't belabor the facts... cows come over to investigate noises, or even just people standing by the fence line.  It's a cow thing.
 
2019-09-25 3:57:58 PM  
Just two days ago, I learned, that Nordic white women were often used in Nazi propaganda.
So is she trying to get those cows to goosestep?
 
2019-09-25 3:58:13 PM  

TomTudbury: Twonk: The Googles Do Nothing: The fact you find Nordic women attractive means you are all sheep and tools of the white male patriarchy.

Baah.  It just means I am a straight male with a pulse.

*shakes tiny cloven hoof


You've got to be quick when the headline mentions a "beautiful Nordic woman".
 
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