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(Phys Org2)   Overweight Danes more likely to have overweight danes   (phys.org) divider line
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2019-09-20 09:11:43 PM  
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she was pregnant, not fat
 
2019-09-20 09:47:39 PM  
FTFA: "Castration triples the risk of being heavy or obese"

I didn't realize this was a Danish fetish.
 
2019-09-20 09:57:25 PM  
There's something rotten here...
 
2019-09-20 10:05:27 PM  

Sid_6.7: There's something rotten here...


out, damned fat Spot

/wrong play
 
2019-09-20 10:37:13 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: /wrong play


Was it this one?

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2019-09-20 11:33:08 PM  
Chicks don't like it when you call them "dames."
 
2019-09-20 11:45:04 PM  

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she was pregnant, not fat


I believe you mean:

"She's not fat, she's been boned."
 
2019-09-21 01:40:14 AM  
A healthy dog needs 4-5 hours of brisk walk every day.

How many overweight people will spend half of their day walking instead of overeating?
 
2019-09-21 02:03:55 AM  
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What an oversized Dane might look like..
 
2019-09-21 03:30:32 AM  
Dogs resemble their owners. Ric Romero should have told ya.
 
2019-09-21 04:34:43 AM  
Can't imagine why...

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2019-09-21 06:01:58 AM  

Sid_6.7: There's something rotten here...


It's the severed testicles.
 
2019-09-21 06:03:16 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Chicks don't like it when you call them "dames."


Danes don't dig it when you call them Swedes
 
2019-09-21 06:16:59 AM  
Really? People who have a problem with feeding themselves too much and getting too little exercise also have pets with the same problem? Seems obvious. I would have been surprised if it were the other way around.
 
2019-09-21 09:35:01 AM  
Broads don't like being called Dames anymore.

/what?
 
2019-09-21 10:05:11 AM  
Useful rule of thumb:  If your dog is fat, YOU are not getting enough exercise.
 
2019-09-21 03:12:41 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Sid_6.7: There's something rotten here...

out, damned fat Spot

/wrong play


I'm bringing a dog-proof cat litter box to market, and we're calling it Spotless. I'm thinking to use that quote in an ad.
 
2019-09-21 05:34:29 PM  
With helpful picture of not a Dane
 
2019-09-22 12:07:56 PM  
It makes sense that people feed their dogs like they feed themselves. I'll bet dogs owned by hikers do a lot of hiking too.
 
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