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(MLive.com)   Thanksgiving comes early to Ann Arbor   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Police, Aggression, ANN ARBOR, Turkey, Wild Turkey, Michigan, Galliformes, Social rejection  
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2702 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Sep 2019 at 11:25 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-09-17 10:48:30 PM  
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/ In before WKRP reference
 
2019-09-17 11:27:25 PM  
Kind of early for Michigan to be eliminated from the Big Ten East race.
 
2019-09-17 11:37:25 PM  
I'm a bit unclear why the joggers were killed by the DNR just because they were harassed by a turkey.

I guess that bird had friends in high places.
 
2019-09-17 11:41:52 PM  

BeowulfSmith: I'm a bit unclear why the joggers were killed by the DNR just because they were harassed by a turkey.

I guess that bird had friends in high places.


Any excuse to kill a jogger is a good excuse to kill a jogger.
 
2019-09-17 11:44:34 PM  
Killed by the DNR and then harassed by a turkey. I've always said that jogging is bad for you.
 
2019-09-17 11:56:18 PM  
TIL turkeys can have Do Not Resuscitate orders on file.
 
2019-09-18 12:08:54 AM  
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2019-09-18 12:16:43 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TIL turkeys can have Do Not Resuscitate orders on file.


I was thinking that was probably what killed it. Well, it could have had a chance. I wonder what it's reason was?
 
2019-09-18 12:18:19 AM  
Correct tag-Turkey acts like animal...
 
2019-09-18 12:47:59 AM  
What?  Turkeys falling from the sky, again?


/as god is my witness...
 
2019-09-18 01:11:17 AM  
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"Name something people take with them to the beach."
"Umm...turkey!
 
2019-09-18 01:23:14 AM  
I hope they had dressing, giblet gravy, mashed taters, cranberry sauce & of course pumpkin pie w/that Turkey!!!

Yummy
 
2019-09-18 03:09:07 AM  
"But sir, a lot of turkeys don't make it through Thanksgiving."
 
2019-09-18 03:15:24 AM  

This text is now purple: Kind of early for Michigan to be eliminated from the Big Ten East race.


I imagine the yearly ritual of eating turkey and watching the Lions lose for most of the state.
 
2019-09-18 04:59:12 AM  
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My sister lives in Ann Arbor, and I visited her for Thanksgiving 10 months ago.
 
2019-09-18 05:27:04 AM  
I thought the only turkey in Ann Arbor was Harbaugh?
 
2019-09-18 06:40:41 AM  

PapermonkeyExpress: I thought the only turkey in Ann Arbor was Harbaugh?


Well, him and the rest of the team.
 
2019-09-18 09:41:28 AM  

null: PapermonkeyExpress: I thought the only turkey in Ann Arbor was Harbaugh?

Well, him and the rest of the team.


Is that a sports joke?

Must be a sports joke. I just don't get it.
 
2019-09-18 11:41:47 AM  

WilderKWight: null: PapermonkeyExpress: I thought the only turkey in Ann Arbor was Harbaugh?

Well, him and the rest of the team.

Is that a sports joke?

Must be a sports joke. I just don't get it.


Well there certainly aren't any wolverines in Michigan.
 
2019-09-18 03:32:42 PM  
Only took 12 years for my first green light.  Woo hoo!  When I submitted, I knew the M football cracks were imminent, but did it anyway.
 
2019-09-19 09:25:21 AM  
Is it normal in the US for wildlife to file Do Not Resuscitate orders?

Did the turkey go into cardiac arrest from being startled by the joggers and a quick check of its file made it clear that they were to let nature take its course?

I'm a bit confused and I feel I may be missing something here.
 
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