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(Mirror.co.uk)   17-year-old girl traumatized from A) being in car accident, B) being attacked by wild animal, or C) finding mould in her orange juice?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2019-09-15 06:35:21 AM  
When I was young, you hoped for moldy oj. Mold tastes better than mud, and is less gritty. We drank moldy juice and curdled milk, munching on mud pies as we walked barefoot to school in 5 foot snowdrifts.

And we liked it. We LOVED it!
 
2019-09-15 07:31:13 AM  
So traumatised she's happy to pose with the remains for photos. When life hands you mouldy oranges, make money...
 
2019-09-15 07:32:48 AM  
This is exactly why I sterilize my orange juice by adding ethanol to it.
 
2019-09-15 07:34:06 AM  
How the fark do these kinds of stories make it to the news? I don't call the newspaper every time I pour sour milk down the drain.
 
2019-09-15 07:36:22 AM  
Boy, wait 'til she finds out about LSD-tainted orange juice.
 
2019-09-15 07:38:50 AM  

TomTudbury: When I was young, you hoped for moldy oj. Mold tastes better than mud, and is less gritty. We drank moldy juice and curdled milk, munching on mud pies as we walked barefoot to school in 5 foot snowdrifts.

And we liked it. We LOVED it!


Oh yeah? Oh yeah?!

You're lucky to had curdled milk, we had to copy Bear Grylls and drink our own piss.

Mud pies sounds like a luxury! We had only road kill that would naturally turn to jerky in the summer heat  No fresh road kill for us. For desert, nothing but stones to suck on in place of sweets.

Good times...
 
2019-09-15 07:39:21 AM  
The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?
 
2019-09-15 07:40:53 AM  
I like a little Mould in my OJ and Sugar in my cereal.
 
2019-09-15 07:43:13 AM  
#compoface
 
2019-09-15 07:44:07 AM  
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2019-09-15 07:45:14 AM  

Mister Peejay: This is exactly why I sterilize my orange juice by adding ethanol to it.


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Breakfast
 
2019-09-15 07:46:03 AM  
 
2019-09-15 07:46:25 AM  

weapon13: TomTudbury: When I was young, you hoped for moldy oj. Mold tastes better than mud, and is less gritty. We drank moldy juice and curdled milk, munching on mud pies as we walked barefoot to school in 5 foot snowdrifts.

And we liked it. We LOVED it!

Oh yeah? Oh yeah?!

You're lucky to had curdled milk, we had to copy Bear Grylls and drink our own piss.

Mud pies sounds like a luxury! We had only road kill that would naturally turn to jerky in the summer heat  No fresh road kill for us. For desert, nothing but stones to suck on in place of sweets.

Good times...


Oh, we enjoyed rock "candy" too. Quartz lasts a long time!
 
2019-09-15 07:47:09 AM  
How many of you remeember, from your childhood, pulling out a box of Bisquik or pancake mix and finding weevils in it? You almost never see that now but back in the 1960's it was not uncommon.
 
2019-09-15 07:48:15 AM  
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2019-09-15 07:52:37 AM  

LordBeavis: WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?


Look at you getting all uptight over your substandard spelling skills.

Why don't we just drop all the vowels!?

Tht'll lrn 'm.

/...or maybe we should accept cultural differences without highlighting personal flaws?
 
2019-09-15 07:54:03 AM  

TomTudbury: weapon13: TomTudbury: When I was young, you hoped for moldy oj. Mold tastes better than mud, and is less gritty. We drank moldy juice and curdled milk, munching on mud pies as we walked barefoot to school in 5 foot snowdrifts.

And we liked it. We LOVED it!

Oh yeah? Oh yeah?!

You're lucky to had curdled milk, we had to copy Bear Grylls and drink our own piss.

Mud pies sounds like a luxury! We had only road kill that would naturally turn to jerky in the summer heat  No fresh road kill for us. For desert, nothing but stones to suck on in place of sweets.

Good times...

Oh, we enjoyed rock "candy" too. Quartz lasts a long time!


Oh, you had rocks and mud and snow?!? Must be nice all that luxury!
 
2019-09-15 07:54:15 AM  

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That was found in the Queen's OJ
 
2019-09-15 07:56:06 AM  

weapon13: TomTudbury: When I was young, you hoped for moldy oj. Mold tastes better than mud, and is less gritty. We drank moldy juice and curdled milk, munching on mud pies as we walked barefoot to school in 5 foot snowdrifts.

And we liked it. We LOVED it!

Oh yeah? Oh yeah?!

You're lucky to had curdled milk, we had to copy Bear Grylls and drink our own piss.

Mud pies sounds like a luxury! We had only road kill that would naturally turn to jerky in the summer heat  No fresh road kill for us. For desert, nothing but stones to suck on in place of sweets.

Good times...


Jerky?  Luxury...
 
2019-09-15 07:57:15 AM  
It's highly, highly likely that the carton of OJ had expired. Anything with sugar, even if pasteurized, tends to get colonized by yeasts before molds. It would be outcompeted.

The box would have also expanded had it been colonized by mold or bacteria.
 
2019-09-15 07:58:27 AM  

LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?


I thought the U meant that it was a casting form, or the verb that means to shape, to differentiate it from the crap that grows on your bread and the shower tiles.
 
2019-09-15 08:02:30 AM  

TomTudbury: Mister Peejay: This is exactly why I sterilize my orange juice by adding ethanol to it.

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Jeez, that must cost at least $5000.

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2019-09-15 08:07:40 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: LordBeavis: WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?

Look at you getting all uptight over your substandard spelling skills.

Why don't we just drop all the vowels!?

Tht'll lrn 'm.

/...or maybe we should accept cultural differences without highlighting personal flaws?


Oh, crap!  You're right!  I forgot to highlight the personal flaws of people that add an extra 'u' to words like mold, favorite, and color.  In my experience, they enjoy sniffing the rancid farts of Frenchmen.
 
2019-09-15 08:13:38 AM  

TomTudbury: Mister Peejay: This is exactly why I sterilize my orange juice by adding ethanol to it.

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That must be Thor's other brother, the one the family doesn't talk about.
 
2019-09-15 08:16:42 AM  
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She found what in her OJ?
 
2019-09-15 08:23:44 AM  
Better to find mold in your O.J. than to find O.J. in your driveway at night.
 
2019-09-15 08:25:46 AM  
I hate these links to sites that want you to give permission to track you.  This stupid lie is the most annoying part, "we value your privacy".  If these assholes actually valued it they would not use cookies on their users, ever.
 
2019-09-15 08:27:07 AM  

endmile: I like a little Mould in my OJ and Sugar in my cereal.


Oh no you Hüsker Didn't.
 
2019-09-15 08:27:14 AM  
17-year-old girl traumatized from A) being in car accident, B) being attacked by wild animal, or C) finding mould in her orange juice ?

If you have a severe mold allergy, then C is the most likely one to kill you, subby.
 
2019-09-15 08:29:24 AM  

LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?


It's because the dude that wrote your dictionary didn't think Americans were smart enough to spell things correctly.
 
2019-09-15 08:31:37 AM  

LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?


I know, right?  They should learn to spell in English, just like Americans do.

smh
 
2019-09-15 08:35:00 AM  
They claimed to have found the red and black substance at the bottom of a brand new, sealed carton of three month old open carton of fresh orange juice that she found hidden in the back of the refrigerator at her home in Knaresborough, North Yorks.

There, FTFY.
 
2019-09-15 08:43:27 AM  

LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?


It's like "Come on! You farkers invented English. How can you mess it up so bad? You guys took something that was once great and screwed it all up so it's all wonky and stupid. You guys did to the English language what America did to automobiles."
 
2019-09-15 08:51:17 AM  

LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?


It always did have a u in it until America decided to correct/simplify english and remove the u from many words. Nothing was added, only taken away. You may actually know that, but Poe is a cruel prick.
 
2019-09-15 08:59:07 AM  
UK English - spelling: 'solder', pronounced 'solder'
US English - spelling: 'solder', pronounced 'sodder'.

Ffs, smh.
 
2019-09-15 09:03:14 AM  
Well, I'm sorry you're disappointed
 
2019-09-15 09:07:39 AM  

MythDragon: LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?

It's like "Come on! You farkers invented English. How can you mess it up so bad? You guys took something that was once great and screwed it all up so it's all wonky and stupid. You guys did to the English language what America did to automobiles."


It's more like, "I didn't realize that 'mold' was spelled differently in the U.S. versus the Commonwealth countries."
 
2019-09-15 09:09:24 AM  
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........and he hit the No thanks tab so hard he sprained a finger.

Seriously though, doesn't the pack look a little fluorescent light bleached?
I know it's not entirely her fault that management is slow to rotate the stock, but,
that carton looks old enough for Middle School.
 
2019-09-15 09:10:35 AM  

Majin_Buu: Boy, wait 'til she finds out about LSD-tainted orange juice.


Boy, wait 'til she finds out about LSD-enhanced orange juice.

FTFY
 
2019-09-15 09:11:05 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: LordBeavis: WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?

Look at you getting all uptight over your substandard spelling skills.

Why don't we just drop all the vowels!?

Tht'll lrn 'm.

/...or maybe we should accept cultural differences without highlighting personal flaws?


Don't get your limey knickers in a lorry... or whatever it is you heathens say.
 
2019-09-15 09:11:28 AM  

LiberalConservative: LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?

It always did have a u in it until America decided to correct/simplify english and remove the u from many words. Nothing was added, only taken away. You may actually know that, but Poe is a cruel prick.


Yep.  And maybe if they still had an empire, they could do something abot it.
 
2019-09-15 09:13:46 AM  

LiberalConservative: LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?

It always did have a u in it until America decided to correct/simplify english and remove the u from many words. Nothing was added, only taken away. You may actually know that, but Poe is a cruel prick.


One thing I've noticed is that while some Americans constantly get upset that the rest of the English speaking world uses the traditional spellings like "colour" and pronounce Z as "zed", the rest of the English speaking world couldn't care less that Americans changed the spellings.

It's an annoying insular attitude of "there's the American way, and there's the wrong way".

Anyway, if folks are truly concerned about spelling they look into Cut Spelling and stop dicking around with halfhearted measures.
 
2019-09-15 09:18:00 AM  
I used to love eating pistachios, until on multiple occasions I noticed dehydrated maggots inside some shells. I still like pistachios, but eat them suspiciously. I suppose her "trauma" will be similar.
 
2019-09-15 09:19:52 AM  
It's pronounced ALUMINIUM dammit.
 
2019-09-15 09:22:14 AM  

GungFu: UK English - spelling: 'solder', pronounced 'solder'
US English - spelling: 'solder', pronounced 'sodder'.

Ffs, smh.


You got us there. No one I know can explain how that particular quirk of US English came about. Just another charming 'because fark you' (US) English pronunciation rule.
 
2019-09-15 09:30:30 AM  

LordBeavis: The real story here is the extra 'u' in mold.  WTF is wrong with the English and their adding of the superfluous 'u' to word?  Do you get a commission or what?


Imagine how rich you'd be if your handle had been LourdBeavis.
 
2019-09-15 09:46:40 AM  

TomTudbury: When I was young, you hoped for moldy oj. Mold tastes better than mud, and is less gritty. We drank moldy juice and curdled milk, munching on mud pies as we walked barefoot to school in 5 foot snowdrifts.

And we liked it. We LOVED it!


It was a long time ago? In those days, the stores already had juice in the box?
 
2019-09-15 09:48:40 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: It's pronounced ALUMINIUM dammit.


It'll always be alumium to me!
 
2019-09-15 09:49:28 AM  
That's a pretty hard 17.
 
2019-09-15 09:53:04 AM  
In all fairness to the girl, I was a little traumatised too after looking at what they found in the bottom of the carton. If I saw that after drinking from the container I'd want to hurl.
 
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