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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ballet dancer stars in real life version of The Nutcracker after being told she's too drunk to fly   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2019-09-15 03:16:41 AM  
I bet her pointy feet combined with her strong legs made it all the worse.
 
2019-09-15 03:27:54 AM  
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Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth
 
2019-09-15 04:25:29 AM  

Naido: [Fark user image image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth


Some dudes would pay good money to be kicked in the balls by her.
 
2019-09-15 07:13:56 AM  
Daaaaaaaaang.

Oh, and sorry about the berries. Hopefully they don't herniate.
 
2019-09-15 07:15:53 AM  

sithon: Naido: [Fark user image image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth

Some dudes would pay good money to be kicked in the balls by her.


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2019-09-15 07:22:11 AM  
On the one hand, he was proven right.
On the other hand, sometimes being right isn't worth it.
 
2019-09-15 07:24:59 AM  

Naido: [Fark user image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth


The sight gag from "Hot Shots: Part Deux" comes to mind - the one with the walnuts.
 
2019-09-15 07:38:12 AM  
Well she sounds fun! Wanna bet she's single?
 
2019-09-15 07:44:37 AM  
Her parents kind of set her up for that kind of behavior by naming her Daiana.
 
2019-09-15 07:44:45 AM  
Mmmm. Bendy.
 
2019-09-15 08:13:34 AM  
She'll get off soon.  Unlike that poor officer.
 
2019-09-15 08:24:21 AM  

Dork Gently: Her parents kind of set her up for that kind of behavior by naming her Daiana.


Why didn't those Spanish nationals give their daughter a proper American name huh?!
 
2019-09-15 08:47:22 AM  
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2019-09-15 09:21:18 AM  

Pharmdawg: She'll get off soon.  Unlike that poor officer.


She could buy him this mug

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2019-09-15 09:22:27 AM  
TFA says she had a "lock knife". Sounds scary! A knife lock is just a safety feature to keep it from accidentally closing on your fingers while you're using it.
 
2019-09-15 09:30:20 AM  

Naido: [Fark user image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth


Those don't look like proper ballerina shoes
 
2019-09-15 09:32:55 AM  

Marksrevenge: TFA says she had a "lock knife". Sounds scary! A knife lock is just a safety feature to keep it from accidentally closing on your fingers while you're using it.


And apparently illegal to carry in the UK:
https://www.heinnie.com/blog/clarifyi​n​g-uk-knife-law/
 
2019-09-15 09:34:24 AM  
If you want to sit the drunk ballarina with bad judgment next to me, I'm ok with that.
 
2019-09-15 09:34:43 AM  
My sugar plums hurt thinking about it
 
2019-09-15 09:35:06 AM  
She didn't know him! That was her purse!

/Oblig
 
2019-09-15 09:37:20 AM  

big pig peaches: If you want to sit the drunk ballarina with bad judgment next to me, I'm ok with that.


So she can punch you in the balls, instead of kicking?
 
2019-09-15 09:44:16 AM  
Was she taking a selfie when she kicked him? This is important.
 
2019-09-15 09:52:02 AM  
Drunk, no passport, carrying a weapon, she obviously didn't want to take that flight.
 
2019-09-15 10:01:43 AM  

runbuh: Marksrevenge: TFA says she had a "lock knife". Sounds scary! A knife lock is just a safety feature to keep it from accidentally closing on your fingers while you're using it.

And apparently illegal to carry in the UK:
https://www.heinnie.com/blog/clarifyin​g-uk-knife-law/


They made a safety feature illegal? Maybe they'll also ban seat belts, since seat belts keep you safer if you decide to go running over pedestrians.

I carry a locking knife on my keychain. Blade's less than an inch long. I still don't want it closing on my fingers when I use it.
 
2019-09-15 10:05:35 AM  
Was she flying jeté blue?
 
2019-09-15 10:13:33 AM  
I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.
 
2019-09-15 10:26:52 AM  

Naido: [Fark user image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth


"IS HARD TO BE ???"

JRGGER?
URGGER?
BRGGER?

I'm at a loss here.
 
2019-09-15 10:30:37 AM  
Hey, is there where we make jokes about a situation that would be considered sexual assault if the genders were reversed?

We get upset that African-Americans find themselves receiving harsher punishment than Whites when convicted of a crime, yet people here don't seem to get upset when women receive a slap on the wrist compared to what a man would receive as punishment.
 
2019-09-15 10:31:05 AM  

Riche: Naido: [Fark user image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth

"IS HARD TO BE ???"

JRGGER?
URGGER?
BRGGER?

I'm at a loss here.


JAGGER... as in Mick.   She is British, you know.
 
2019-09-15 10:36:21 AM  
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2019-09-15 10:37:12 AM  

schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.


They all have amazing muscle tone.

Do you think they take steroids? It's not like they would be tested like in competitive sports.

It would explain a lot.

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2019-09-15 10:39:55 AM  

schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.


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You might be right
 
2019-09-15 10:47:49 AM  

schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.


the few that I met were so astronomically vain that I made a point of not getting to know them any better.
 
2019-09-15 10:52:53 AM  

rnatalie: Riche: Naido: [Fark user image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth

"IS HARD TO BE ???"

JRGGER?
URGGER?
BRGGER?

I'm at a loss here.

JAGGER... as in Mick.   She is British, you know.


Oh, OK. Thanks.

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Mick Jagger is an amazing guy, but I'm mostly impressed by Keith Richards' open contempt for death.
 
2019-09-15 10:56:20 AM  
You have to be careful with them. They are very limber and can kick like a kangaroo.
 
2019-09-15 10:57:11 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.

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You might be right


Can you give us some context for that pic? GIS was no help.
 
2019-09-15 11:00:47 AM  
Isn't 33 a little old to be a ballerina? I thought it was a young gal's profession.
 
2019-09-15 11:08:52 AM  
Ya know this gets me to thinking of something I have never really understood.   and that is :

If Airlines don't want drunk people flying why is alcohol available in area past security where you wait for your flight.  beyond making money that is.   I do get that, I just think it would make more sense to bar alcohol from such locations.
 
2019-09-15 11:11:00 AM  

Riche: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.

[Fark user image 400x482]

You might be right

Can you give us some context for that pic? GIS was no help.


she's farting?
 
2019-09-15 11:11:07 AM  
what a privileged shiat.
 
2019-09-15 11:15:08 AM  

gar1013: Hey, is there where we make jokes about a situation that would be considered sexual assault if the genders were reversed?

We get upset that African-Americans find themselves receiving harsher punishment than Whites when convicted of a crime, yet people here don't seem to get upset when women receive a slap on the wrist compared to what a man would receive as punishment.


I take it from year of featuring on home video shows that nut damage is inherently objectively funny.  I also don't think it would be any more considered sexual assault if the genders were reversed.
 
2019-09-15 11:18:41 AM  
If you're too drunk for England you're too drunk.
 
2019-09-15 11:19:27 AM  

Salmon: Riche: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.

[Fark user image 400x482]

You might be right

Can you give us some context for that pic? GIS was no help.

she's farting?


She's demonstrating her 'freshness.'

You can't hear it, but it's singing.

/dumbass tv commercial reference
 
2019-09-15 11:21:24 AM  

schubie: I've only known 3, but ballet dancers are farking weirdos and have a violent side that they barely conceal.


I wonder if it has to do with years of berating from some sadistic Russian coach.
 
2019-09-15 11:27:20 AM  

Marksrevenge: runbuh: Marksrevenge: TFA says she had a "lock knife". Sounds scary! A knife lock is just a safety feature to keep it from accidentally closing on your fingers while you're using it.

And apparently illegal to carry in the UK:
https://www.heinnie.com/blog/clarifyin​g-uk-knife-law/

They made a safety feature illegal? Maybe they'll also ban seat belts, since seat belts keep you safer if you decide to go running over pedestrians.

I carry a locking knife on my keychain. Blade's less than an inch long. I still don't want it closing on my fingers when I use it.


*Sigh* The internet derp brigade are in force.

A tool is legal, a weapon is not. Any knife that is less than 10cm and not locking is automatically classed as a tool unless other evidence counteracts the classification (like waving it around and telling people you will cut them up). Any other knife not explicitly illegal (like butterfly knives) is legal if it is a tool and illegal if it is a weapon. What is classes as a tool or a weapon is taken on a case by case bases depending on circumstances. Carrying a stanly knife into a nightclub is illegal, carrying a mechatte in a forest where you need rto clear the track is perfectly legal.

Now back to the regularly Fox News derp.
 
2019-09-15 11:28:28 AM  
Oh joy drunk chick kicks cop in dingleberries..........ouch & sux to be her!

Back to my boring movie now!!
 
2019-09-15 11:41:22 AM  

gar1013: Hey, is there where we make jokes about a situation that would be considered sexual assault if the genders were reversed?

We get upset that African-Americans find themselves receiving harsher punishment than Whites when convicted of a crime, yet people here don't seem to get upset when women receive a slap on the wrist compared to what a man would receive as punishment.


Good thing you dragged your fear of black people into this.
 
2019-09-15 11:44:47 AM  

Insain2: Oh joy drunk chick kicks cop in dingleberries..........ouch & sux to be her!

Back to my boring movie now!!


you either need better taste in movies or to drop your new "thing"
 
2019-09-15 12:00:06 PM  

Hector_Lemans: Naido: [Fark user image 425x716]

Must've been hilarious when his cock and balls popped out of his mouth

Those don't look like proper ballerina shoes


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2019-09-15 12:13:43 PM  
And of course the TFA posted as many pics as they could find of her with her legs spread as far apart as humanly possible.
 
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