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2019-09-09 11:30:26 PM  
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2019-09-09 11:32:42 PM  
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2019-09-09 11:33:33 PM  
Don't think this needs free advertising.
 
2019-09-09 11:41:34 PM  
There are some golden replies on that. I didn't see one actually supporting this bullshiat.

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2019-09-09 11:58:02 PM  
Holy shiat just saw the ratio. Two Scoops probably should've divested so he wouldn't be associated with their failings.
 
2019-09-10 12:08:30 AM  
 Why is the collar of his shirt all wet???
 
2019-09-10 01:48:24 AM  
Why did his mommy sew his name on the outside leg of his pants?
 
2019-09-10 02:29:08 AM  
Trump camo? You get a lot of deer through stores that sell excessively long ties in New York?
 
2019-09-10 02:35:33 AM  
Savage ratio
 
2019-09-10 02:35:42 AM  

wejash: Why did his mommy sew his name on the outside leg of his pants?


Because writing it in the band of his underwear made all the mean kids laugh at him.
 
2019-09-10 02:38:06 AM  
If I'm ever wearing anything with Trump's name on it you have my permission to just end me as you'd be doing me a favor.
 
2019-09-10 02:40:31 AM  
That model just had his last gig.
Seriously, how tone-deaf can a president be to market that stuff?
 
2019-09-10 02:40:51 AM  
Don Jr,
Are forests for frolicking or fracking?
Farking?
 
2019-09-10 02:44:11 AM  

C18H27NO3: If I'm ever wearing anything with Trump's name on it you have my permission to just end me as you'd be doing me a favor.


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2019-09-10 02:48:20 AM  

Ken S.: C18H27NO3: If I'm ever wearing anything with Trump's name on it you have my permission to just end me as you'd be doing me a favor.

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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tom-​hanks-political-tshirt/
 
2019-09-10 02:53:24 AM  
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2019-09-10 02:57:04 AM  
If you wear camo how will your dates find you at the club?
 
2019-09-10 02:59:16 AM  

Ken S.: C18H27NO3: If I'm ever wearing anything with Trump's name on it you have my permission to just end me as you'd be doing me a favor.

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Looks legit. Those available on Amazon?
 
2019-09-10 02:59:44 AM  

wejash: Why did his mommy sew his name on the outside leg of his pants?


Because he couldn't read it when it was sewn on the inside.
 
2019-09-10 03:06:58 AM  

Yeast No 7: Ken S.: C18H27NO3: If I'm ever wearing anything with Trump's name on it you have my permission to just end me as you'd be doing me a favor.

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Looks legit. Those available on Amazon?


Just do a google search for "I was going to be a Trump supporter for halloween tee shirt" and you should find dozens of iterations of this shirt for sale.
 
2019-09-10 03:08:58 AM  
Those are some great comments.
That is some awful merchandise.  And outside of the tainted brand, the design of this junk is just wretchedly bad.  I hope taxpayers don't end up paying for all the leftovers.
 
2019-09-10 03:25:04 AM  
How long until all US military personnel are ordered to wear only Trump brand camo?
 
2019-09-10 03:27:56 AM  

Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.


And he realized it the second before the shutter clicked.

That's why he's got the thousand yard stare.

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2019-09-10 03:38:22 AM  
wait, I thought the point of wearing camo was to NOT be a target...
 
2019-09-10 03:41:44 AM  
Trump camo clothing! Coming soon to a Goodwill's near you in 2021
 
2019-09-10 03:44:16 AM  

Ishidan: Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.

And he realized it the second before the shutter clicked.

That's why he's got the thousand yard stare.

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I'm not much with recognising these idiots but isn't the guy in the photo Donald Trump Jr? Or have they just got someone who does a good impression of him?
 
2019-09-10 03:45:16 AM  
Merchandising!

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2019-09-10 03:53:00 AM  

Aussie_As: Ishidan: Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.

And he realized it the second before the shutter clicked.

That's why he's got the thousand yard stare.

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I'm not much with recognising these idiots but isn't the guy in the photo Donald Trump Jr? Or have they just got someone who does a good impression of him?


I need to see his lats to be sure
 
2019-09-10 03:58:23 AM  
FFS, they suck balls at branded merchandise!  What a bunch of cheesy garbage.  Those pants with the label just stuck on the leg are hilariously awful.  The set with the flask looks like it was inspired by a latch hook rug.  Trash for trash.
 
2019-09-10 03:59:48 AM  
Soon to be the only Chinese made clothing without a tariff.
 
2019-09-10 04:02:28 AM  
I'm certainly not buying anything with the name of an organized crime family on it.
 
2019-09-10 04:04:58 AM  
I'd say that this was an obvious distraction from some real graft as no one would be stupid enough to buy any of this cheap crap, But then I remember Trumpers.
 
2019-09-10 04:08:32 AM  

Ishidan: Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.

And he realized it the second before the shutter clicked.

That's why he's got the thousand yard stare.

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Those are the eyes that acknowledge the cum shot is imminent.
 
2019-09-10 04:17:08 AM  

wejash: Why did his mommy sew his name on the outside leg of his pants?


So he can look down and spell it.
 
2019-09-10 04:23:19 AM  
The Onion is really unnecessary these days.

The socks come with built in fake bone spurs so you too can get out of military service.
 
2019-09-10 05:10:27 AM  

Ishidan: Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.

And he realized it the second before the shutter clicked.

That's why he's got the thousand yard stare.

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Nope. He's just come out, and her new name is Donna...
 
2019-09-10 05:14:16 AM  

Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.
Seriously, how tone-deaf can a president be to market that stuff?


This tone-deaf.

Ariana Grande - Thank u, next (cover by Donald Trump )
Youtube 8x4nrQaPIsA
 
2019-09-10 05:19:00 AM  

Alphax: I'm certainly not buying anything with the name of an "organized" crime family on it.


Fixed that for ya, Mate.  You dropped your air quoties somewhere...
 
2019-09-10 05:20:08 AM  

makerofbadjokes: Alphax: I'm certainly not buying anything with the name of an "organized" crime family on it.

Fixed that for ya, Mate.  You dropped your air quoties somewhere...


I thought about that.. wasn't sure if I should or not, but the crime part is kinda organized.
 
2019-09-10 05:20:32 AM  
This is one time it really pays to read the comments...
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2019-09-10 05:22:43 AM  

Miss5280: Why is the collar of his shirt all wet???


It's "hair gel", IYKWIM.
 
2019-09-10 05:37:23 AM  

SiriusClown: Ishidan: Farxist Marxist: That model just had his last gig.

And he realized it the second before the shutter clicked.

That's why he's got the thousand yard stare.

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Those are the eyes that acknowledge the cum shot is imminent.


Take a closer look at the collar of that shirt
 
2019-09-10 06:05:56 AM  
has he confused Twitter with his GRINDR account?
it's the only explanation.
 
2019-09-10 06:08:22 AM  
Christ all farking mighty, when are they just going to go all in and start the Trump Home Shopping Network?
 
2019-09-10 06:09:33 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Christ all farking mighty, when are they just going to go all in and start the Trump Home Shopping Network?


They're probably waiting for more people to drop cable..
 
2019-09-10 06:10:45 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Christ all farking mighty, when are they just going to go all in and start the Trump Home Shopping Network?


It's already here if you happen to know Russian.
 
2019-09-10 06:19:08 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Christ all farking mighty, when are they just going to go all in and start the Trump Home Shopping Network?


He tried that, and got stuck with a lot of sh*tty casino furniture and steaks going bad...far better to do this piecemeal so that the rubes don't browse and get lost.
 
2019-09-10 06:19:48 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Christ all farking mighty, when are they just going to go all in and start the Trump Home Shopping Network?


They're just waiting for the demand for brown shirts and jackboots to cross a certain threshold.
 
2019-09-10 06:20:10 AM  
Pussy ass-biatch.
 
2019-09-10 06:22:32 AM  

The Envoy: How long until all US military personnel are ordered to wear only Trump brand camo?


Late November 2020?
 
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