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2019-09-04 07:58:30 PM  
Good for him.  Poor kid
 
2019-09-04 07:59:32 PM  
That's enough subby, you thick-witted fruit.
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2019-09-04 08:00:46 PM  
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2019-09-04 08:00:49 PM  
His name is Landen, not Bouncen or Splatten.
 
2019-09-04 08:01:55 PM  
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Because Emmanuel Aranda is totally a Somali name.  *rolls eyes*
 
2019-09-04 08:02:12 PM  
I can't even fathom this.  This poor kid is in for a lifetime of pain management is my guess.  I don't know you little guy, but you are a fighter.  I am glad you are alive.
 
2019-09-04 08:02:55 PM  
If you just feel like killing someone, there are plenty of people the world would be better without rather than an innocent child.
 
2019-09-04 08:03:54 PM  
I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.
 
2019-09-04 08:09:44 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?


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Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.
 
2019-09-04 08:16:02 PM  

gar1013: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

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Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.


That's racist. Black folks can be Trumpers too.

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2019-09-04 08:16:19 PM  
I find it kind of ironic a kid named landen had such a good landing
/Aisle seat please
 
2019-09-04 08:17:04 PM  
Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

Another stunning win for America's mental healthcare system.
 
2019-09-04 08:17:58 PM  

jjorsett: If you just feel like killing someone, there are plenty of people the world would be better without rather than an innocent child.


Yeah.  He shoulda just stayed home and killed his worthless self.  Win win.
 
2019-09-04 08:20:20 PM  
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2019-09-04 08:22:21 PM  
POS only got 19 years for that.
 
2019-09-04 08:24:00 PM  
The Glory of God is def what saved the kid, lady.
 
2019-09-04 08:25:45 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: gar1013: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

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Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.


The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.


Stop moving the goalposts. You were cleanly exposed as a maroon. Suck it up, Nancy.
 
2019-09-04 08:28:28 PM  
I cannot personally confirm this but supposedly if you hit the ground just right your hip is like a spring
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2019-09-04 08:29:07 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.


A bed, tylenol, a cat scan and three boxes of tissues - one for each room they moved you ?

/ had meningitis & encephalitis in 2004, was in the hospital for 32 days, coded 4 times, and most of my stay was in the ICU.  Wanna compare bills ?
// my case became a study that I understand is still reviewed by new med students.
 
2019-09-04 08:33:04 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.


Ooof, I'd say half a million, on the conservative side.  Definitely well into the 6 figure range.
 
2019-09-04 08:34:06 PM  

TheCableGuy: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.

A bed, tylenol, a cat scan and three boxes of tissues - one for each room they moved you ?

/ had meningitis & encephalitis in 2004, was in the hospital for 32 days, coded 4 times, and most of my stay was in the ICU.  Wanna compare bills ?
// my case became a study that I understand is still reviewed by new med students.


Osteomyelitis, constant IV antibiotics and morphine (woohoo), MRI, surgical consult, etc. My portion ended up being ~$850.
 
2019-09-04 08:38:11 PM  
So,...he rebounds better than Lonzo Ball?
 
2019-09-04 08:42:29 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: TheCableGuy: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.

A bed, tylenol, a cat scan and three boxes of tissues - one for each room they moved you ?

/ had meningitis & encephalitis in 2004, was in the hospital for 32 days, coded 4 times, and most of my stay was in the ICU.  Wanna compare bills ?
// my case became a study that I understand is still reviewed by new med students.

Osteomyelitis, constant IV antibiotics and morphine (woohoo), MRI, surgical consult, etc. My portion ended up being ~$850.


Just 2 of the meds around my household is $7K a month.  Insurance and co-pay assistance keep me out of the poor house.
 
2019-09-04 08:42:35 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?


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2019-09-04 08:43:41 PM  

Neondistraction: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.

Ooof, I'd say half a million, on the conservative side.  Definitely well into the 6 figure range.


i thought i read earlier today, he has donations of more than a million..... 
Not saying, that makes everything ok.... But it helps.
 
2019-09-04 08:48:25 PM  

gar1013: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

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Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.



He deserves to be cock punched for the chin strap alone.
 
2019-09-04 08:58:29 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?


Ummm you do know he was black right? I know you're trying to make the perp seem like some weird white guy but nope, he was black. Who knew blacks could be dicks too? On a side note, how the fark did he just get 19 years for throwing a 4 yr old over a balcony?
 
2019-09-04 09:07:10 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?


You are kidding, right? He was a black, African inmigrant.

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2019-09-04 09:09:32 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Trik: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

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This already has been addressed:


My picture was better.
 
2019-09-04 09:10:05 PM  

Libelec: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

You are kidding, right? He was a black, African inmigrant.

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OK, he wasn't an African immigrant, but he was black.
 
2019-09-04 09:11:37 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: bucket_pup: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: gar1013: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

[heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com image 500x500]

Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.


The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.

Stop moving the goalposts. You were cleanly exposed as a maroon. Suck it up, Nancy.

None were moved.  Words have meaning.


You're kind of a dumbass.
 
2019-09-04 09:11:49 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.


Does this person have any link to the Proud Boys?
 
2019-09-04 09:14:14 PM  

bcbc2365: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

Ummm you do know he was black right? I know you're trying to make the perp seem like some weird white guy but nope, he was black. Who knew blacks could be dicks too? On a side note, how the fark did he just get 19 years for throwing a 4 yr old over a balcony?


Nuts, no significant prior record, victim/family wanted lenience, community support, remorse, or whatever else. They probably didn't roll dice to come to that number, even if it can appear so from the outside. And 19 years is a long time in prison, especially for a crazy 25 year old. Dude will probably either reform and deserve to get let out, or re-offend and end up in prison for life.
 
2019-09-04 09:16:19 PM  

El_Dan: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.

Does this person have any link to the Proud Boys?


Of course not.
 
2019-09-04 09:29:43 PM  

El_Dan: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.

Does this person have any link to the Proud Boys?


Hey, let ketchup make his random drive-by "Proud boy" non sequiturs. What harm does it do if it exposes him as a brainless troll?
 
2019-09-04 09:40:28 PM  
Dude probably wasn't a Proud Boy but there sure are a lot of people in this thread who are very upset that joke was made.
 
2019-09-04 10:00:19 PM  

vitamink619: Dude probably wasn't a Proud Boy but there sure are a lot of people in this thread who are very upset that joke was made.


Yah no kidding, defending the Proud Boy signature move of being a gigantic white asshole is really important to them, for some reason.
 
2019-09-04 10:14:01 PM  

BumpInTheNight: vitamink619: Dude probably wasn't a Proud Boy but there sure are a lot of people in this thread who are very upset that joke was made.

Yah no kidding, defending the Proud Boy signature move of being a gigantic white asshole is really important to them, for some reason.


fark the truth, it's so biased.
 
2019-09-04 10:15:45 PM  
Lotta upset Proud Boys in this thread.

/Removing the dildo might help
 
2019-09-04 10:16:01 PM  

TheCableGuy: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.

A bed, tylenol, a cat scan and three boxes of tissues - one for each room they moved you ?

/ had meningitis & encephalitis in 2004, was in the hospital for 32 days, coded 4 times, and most of my stay was in the ICU.  Wanna compare bills ?
// my case became a study that I understand is still reviewed by new med students.


Look at the big brain on The CableGuy.
 
2019-09-04 10:17:44 PM  

El_Dan: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.

Does this person have any link to the Proud Boys?


Both are located on the same planet.
 
2019-09-04 10:17:52 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?


A black guy if I remember correctly?  Also mentally ill.

So not a red piller proud boy.
 
2019-09-04 10:19:02 PM  

vitamink619: Dude probably wasn't a Proud Boy but there sure are a lot of people in this thread who are very upset that joke was made.


Your ilk have an entire tab.
 
2019-09-04 10:28:12 PM  
He is rebounding faster than I thought.  Good for him, his spring back up to full health is pretty awesome.  Hopefully he doesn't plunge into a depression or drop his current rehabilitation.  Have to wary of injuries like these because years later your health can take a nosedive and you can have a lot of issues.
 
2019-09-04 10:38:47 PM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?


Confirmed member of the hate group Antifa
 
2019-09-04 10:46:25 PM  

TheCableGuy: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I was hospitalized for 6 days last month and if I didn't have insurance it would've been $48,000. I can't imagine what 5 months of care amounta to. Yeesh.

A bed, tylenol, a cat scan and three boxes of tissues - one for each room they moved you ?

/ had meningitis & encephalitis in 2004, was in the hospital for 32 days, coded 4 times, and most of my stay was in the ICU.  Wanna compare bills ?
// my case became a study that I understand is still reviewed by new med students.


IANAL but I think if you code the bill starts fresh. Who are we to say you're the same person as you were before you died?
 
2019-09-04 10:47:04 PM  
He is appealing his case and the artice says the basis for the appeal is unknown.

I'm thinking not guilty enough.

"Your honor I'd like to appeal my guilty verdict and 19 year sentence."

"Ok, you are super guilty and I sentence you to death by ass rocket."
 
2019-09-04 11:14:59 PM  
Anyone used to play this game? 
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2019-09-04 11:19:47 PM  

gar1013: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

[heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com image 500x500]

Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.


So when does this bad guy get impaled on a rusty boat anchor and dropped into the Marianas trench?
 
2019-09-05 12:38:54 AM  

A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: gar1013: A cold Mar-a-Lago omelette with lots of ketchup: Aranda allegedly told investigators he went to the mall "looking for someone to kill" after past instances of women repeatedly rejecting his advances.

hmmm.  Which Proud Boy was this?

[heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com image 500x500]

Yeah, totally is a member of that organization. You cracked the case.


The Proud Boys have been known to attract incels and self-haters from other races, though.


If I recall correctly he also had racist motives but those were not widely reported.
 
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