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2019-09-03 10:49:37 PM  
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2019-09-04 02:23:56 AM  
From the office of throwing shiat at the wall and not really caring what sticks.
 
2019-09-04 02:24:31 AM  
Pretty sure someone is lying.
 
2019-09-04 02:24:39 AM  
Sure, Jan...
 
2019-09-04 02:24:41 AM  
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2019-09-04 02:25:23 AM  
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2019-09-04 02:26:34 AM  
Bullshiat! It's just pure grift.

Pence has to prove to Donald that he still wuvs him.
 
2019-09-04 02:27:00 AM  
Ah yes. A butterfly farts in Africa so you have to change your digs thousands of miles away.
 
2019-09-04 02:27:20 AM  
Pence's ancestral hometown is in Ireland? Huh, I always thought Satan's ass crack was stuck with him in Hell...
 
2019-09-04 02:28:06 AM  
Because our previous tweet was misreported, what actually happened was we were totally going to stay in Dublin but when we got there this guy knelt during the anthem so we immediately left and flew back to Trump National. No biggie, the taxpayers will pay for it and it's like a write-off for them. They just write it off.
 
2019-09-04 02:28:44 AM  
Trump's still getting paid, though, right?
 
2019-09-04 02:30:04 AM  
Also, why the f*ck are we paying for Pence to visit his 'ancestral home'?
 
2019-09-04 02:31:51 AM  
At this point I think it's safe to assume that anything coming out of this administration is a lie.
 
2019-09-04 02:33:29 AM  
Oh no! There's a fire! We should throw some gasoline on it to put it out!
 
2019-09-04 02:34:12 AM  

propasaurus: Also, why the f*ck are we paying for Pence to visit his 'ancestral home'?


GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
 
2019-09-04 02:34:24 AM  

propasaurus: Also, why the f*ck are we paying for Pence to visit his 'ancestral home'?


Putin's Irish GOPniks want a wall after Brexit?
 
2019-09-04 02:34:30 AM  
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2019-09-04 02:35:56 AM  
F*ck you Pence
 
2019-09-04 02:36:48 AM  

TorpedoOrca: propasaurus: Also, why the f*ck are we paying for Pence to visit his 'ancestral home'?

GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!


Why do you hate Ireland so much.

Throw him to 4546B
 
2019-09-04 02:37:01 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

maggieNYT: New Pence team statement on his Doonbeg stay after hours of controversy over his entourage staying several hours from his Dublin meetings: https://t.co/UFy6XvCQZz


Bullshiat. Trump told Pence to stay there.
 
2019-09-04 02:39:03 AM  

Langdon_777: Pretty sure someone is lying.


I just assume that any statement from any member of this administration is a lie until proven otherwise.
 
2019-09-04 02:39:27 AM  
To reiterate, we were going to stay in Dublin, but Trump just asked if he might stay in Doonbeg, which he totally wanted to do because that was close to his home town and he wanted to do in the first place but totally couldn't, then Hurricane Dorian hit and well he was just forced to do exactly what the President asked him to do but was totally not obligated to do

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2019-09-04 02:41:09 AM  
Revising their story after being caught in a lie? That's so unlike this administration.
 
2019-09-04 02:42:01 AM  
One night in Dublin and the sandbag Pence tumbles.... I can feel Mother walking next to me
 
2019-09-04 02:45:43 AM  

philodough: Original: Original Tweet:

maggieNYT: New Pence team statement on his Doonbeg stay after hours of controversy over his entourage staying several hours from his Dublin meetings: https://t.co/UFy6XvCQZz


Bullshiat. Trump told Pence to stay there.


He wouldn't have to. The underlings know what's expected of them.
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2019-09-04 02:47:00 AM  

TorpedoOrca: To reiterate, we were going to stay in Dublin, but Trump just asked if he might stay in Doonbeg, which he totally wanted to do because that was close to his home town and he wanted to do in the first place but totally couldn't, then Hurricane Dorian hit and well he was just forced to do exactly what the President asked him to do but was totally not obligated to do

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I mean, the background sign checks out.
 
2019-09-04 02:50:45 AM  
And what part of Pence's lies are not at the core of ALL christians.  His job was as safe as anyone the word, and yet he decided to lie about something trivial.

Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet.  Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy.  They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.

Seeing how christians have remained silent about whether trump and his supporters are or are not christians, I can only assume that ALL christians are just typical trump supporters and every single one of their positions revolves around trump being the chosen one.

If so, I'm figuring none of you have read Revelations.  Oddly, it seems like I will be one of the chosen ones who will be taken, and you christians will continue to suck trump's mushroom until Jeebus comes and burns you in hell.  As you attempt to weasel your way into heaven, saying that you thought trump was your messiah, the only relief you will feel in hell is from the steady stream of urine I will be pissing on your head.
 
2019-09-04 02:59:44 AM  
Because of some misreporting, we want to clarify that the decision to stay at Trump National in Doonbeg, Ireland was solely a decision of the Obama Administration.
 
2019-09-04 03:04:40 AM  
I hope he gets his luggage checked for bedbugs.
 
2019-09-04 03:09:47 AM  
Newt Gingrich in 2011: "So let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood."
 
2019-09-04 03:12:49 AM  

jerryskid: Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet. Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy. They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.


You flew right past some good Pence criticism, and landed in a steaming pile of "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Let's review:  If you find yourself saying "All (group/race) are (negative quality)", you're off the path.
Back up, pick one person who bothers you, and lay out the case against that person.

Oh, and if you find yourself capitalizing "ALL", to sort of drive home the point that you're lumping 100 million people together and judging them all in one go, that ought to give you pause.
 
2019-09-04 03:23:13 AM  
Hey Ireland, if Pence seems like he's not Irish it's because he's really a platinum sasquatch Paul Manafort bought on the deep web.

Creationist wildlife expert Mother grooms the Pence with a special blend of Nair and Vicks rub twice a day. Sometimes more often if the Pence creature has an excitable day. The Nair removes the natural coarse wool of the beast, in strategic locations, creating a human looking appearance. The Vicks rub confuses the Pence creature's sense of community scent. If you smell faintly of Vicks, Pence will let you near.

Bring a peeled hard boiled egg for Pence as a treat, but only if he behaves. He loves head scratchies.
 
2019-09-04 03:29:33 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."


Waah?

They deserve it after THANK YOU LORD JESUSing a guy they'd scream hysterically was the Antichrist if he had run as a Democrat
 
2019-09-04 03:39:06 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: Because of some misreporting, we want to clarify that the decision to stay at Trump National in Doonbeg, Ireland was solely a decision of the Obama Administration.


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2019-09-04 03:42:58 AM  

Kittypie070: apocryphaandmyth: "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Waah?

They deserve it after THANK YOU LORD JESUSing a guy they'd scream hysterically was the Antichrist if he had run as a Democrat


The "they" that think that way deserve condemnation as hypocrites.  I'm just saying I know Christians who fly the pride flag and are 100% disgusted with Trump.

And speaking of hypocrisy, I'd like you to tell me how you feel about people who say "all jews (negative thing)".
 
2019-09-04 03:48:35 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: jerryskid: Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet. Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy. They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.

You flew right past some good Pence criticism, and landed in a steaming pile of "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Let's review:  If you find yourself saying "All (group/race) are (negative quality)", you're off the path.
Back up, pick one person who bothers you, and lay out the case against that person.

Oh, and if you find yourself capitalizing "ALL", to sort of drive home the point that you're lumping 100 million people together and judging them all in one go, that ought to give you pause.



I was just thinking that ALL internet white knights are just whiners who think they're better than you because they're so pure, and true, and gently thoughtful...but are really just pathetic.

Lighten-up, Francis (of Assisi)
 
2019-09-04 04:03:26 AM  

Kittypie070: apocryphaandmyth: "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Waah?

They deserve it after THANK YOU LORD JESUSing a guy they'd scream hysterically was the Antichrist if he had run as a Democrat


I believe you're all confusing self-claimed evangelicals with Christians.  You're not going to find that huge wave of support for Trump among black Christians.  There are other denominations like the Methodists and such who don't drink from the same well as the Southern Baptists do.

Saying that I deserve something that I had no part of is a huge broad brush that is wrong as hell just because I grew up in the Baptist Church.

'A black vote for Trump is mental illness,' Baptist church sign says
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Not my church, but he's from my home state.
 
2019-09-04 04:05:34 AM  

KWess: apocryphaandmyth: jerryskid: Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet. Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy. They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.

You flew right past some good Pence criticism, and landed in a steaming pile of "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Let's review:  If you find yourself saying "All (group/race) are (negative quality)", you're off the path.
Back up, pick one person who bothers you, and lay out the case against that person.

Oh, and if you find yourself capitalizing "ALL", to sort of drive home the point that you're lumping 100 million people together and judging them all in one go, that ought to give you pause.


I was just thinking that ALL internet white knights are just whiners who think they're better than you because they're so pure, and true, and gently thoughtful...but are really just pathetic.

Lighten-up, Francis (of Assisi)


Nah, I'm gonna keep speaking up for Christians who want nothing to do with the current garbage administration.  If you think being thoughtful is a problem, I'll just have to find a way to live with that.
 
2019-09-04 04:08:28 AM  
This could have been avoided by having Trump sell his golf courses like he should have.
 
2019-09-04 04:12:03 AM  

Catlenfell: This could have been avoided by having Trump sell his golf courses like he should have.


Or better yet, the mobster could have been sent to prison for life, decades ago.
 
2019-09-04 04:33:49 AM  

Alphax: Catlenfell: This could have been avoided by having Trump sell his golf courses like he should have.

Or better yet, the mobster could have been sent to prison for life, decades ago.


*Points to his nose*
 
2019-09-04 04:33:58 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: KWess: apocryphaandmyth: jerryskid: Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet. Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy. They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.

You flew right past some good Pence criticism, and landed in a steaming pile of "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Let's review:  If you find yourself saying "All (group/race) are (negative quality)", you're off the path.
Back up, pick one person who bothers you, and lay out the case against that person.

Oh, and if you find yourself capitalizing "ALL", to sort of drive home the point that you're lumping 100 million people together and judging them all in one go, that ought to give you pause.


I was just thinking that ALL internet white knights are just whiners who think they're better than you because they're so pure, and true, and gently thoughtful...but are really just pathetic.

Lighten-up, Francis (of Assisi)

Nah, I'm gonna keep speaking up for Christians who want nothing to do with the current garbage administration.  If you think being thoughtful is a problem, I'll just have to find a way to live with that.



Just messin' wich ya...you do you.
 
2019-09-04 04:52:36 AM  
Bullshait you farking c*cking sucker
 
2019-09-04 05:20:03 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: KWess: apocryphaandmyth: jerryskid: Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet. Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy. They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.

You flew right past some good Pence criticism, and landed in a steaming pile of "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Let's review:  If you find yourself saying "All (group/race) are (negative quality)", you're off the path.
Back up, pick one person who bothers you, and lay out the case against that person.

Oh, and if you find yourself capitalizing "ALL", to sort of drive home the point that you're lumping 100 million people together and judging them all in one go, that ought to give you pause.


I was just thinking that ALL internet white knights are just whiners who think they're better than you because they're so pure, and true, and gently thoughtful...but are really just pathetic.

Lighten-up, Francis (of Assisi)

Nah, I'm gonna keep speaking up for Christians who want nothing to do with the current garbage administration.  If you think being thoughtful is a problem, I'll just have to find a way to live with that.


Those Christians should be speaking up for themselves. Instead, you have an ocean of silence from them, so they are either complicit or cowardly. Either way, I hope they get theirs. I don't want them in cattle cars; I just want Jesus to fark with them at the DMV. Tiny torture, all the rest of their days.
 
2019-09-04 05:35:22 AM  
*talking into wrist mic*

The water bottle is on the floor, repeat, the water bottle is on the floor.
 
2019-09-04 05:48:44 AM  
"We didn't think Ireland was that big."

"There was a detour."

"The guy driving us was holding the map upside down."
 
2019-09-04 05:52:04 AM  
Paying off Trump is amazingly cheap.
 
2019-09-04 06:02:32 AM  
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2019-09-04 06:11:27 AM  

August11: apocryphaandmyth: KWess: apocryphaandmyth: jerryskid: Personally, he is the perfect example of ALL christians that exist on the planet. Consistent liars about whatever strikes their fancy. They sure are showing their true colors with this trump guy, their god and his faithful Nazi sidekick.

You flew right past some good Pence criticism, and landed in a steaming pile of "I'm kind of an anti-Christian bigot."

Let's review:  If you find yourself saying "All (group/race) are (negative quality)", you're off the path.
Back up, pick one person who bothers you, and lay out the case against that person.

Oh, and if you find yourself capitalizing "ALL", to sort of drive home the point that you're lumping 100 million people together and judging them all in one go, that ought to give you pause.


I was just thinking that ALL internet white knights are just whiners who think they're better than you because they're so pure, and true, and gently thoughtful...but are really just pathetic.

Lighten-up, Francis (of Assisi)

Nah, I'm gonna keep speaking up for Christians who want nothing to do with the current garbage administration.  If you think being thoughtful is a problem, I'll just have to find a way to live with that.

Those Christians should be speaking up for themselves. Instead, you have an ocean of silence from them, so they are either complicit or cowardly. Either way, I hope they get theirs. I don't want them in cattle cars; I just want Jesus to fark with them at the DMV. Tiny torture, all the rest of their days.


Most of the Christians I know are quite vocal of their dislike of Donald. It's just they don't make the news, because random people saying they don't like Donald isn't newsworthy.
 
2019-09-04 06:16:27 AM  
Maybe this is true.  However, I thought the initial "misreporting" was merely the reporting of what the press was told by Pence's staff. So basically let's say something to the media so that what we say is reported, then change our story and blame the media for misreporting what was initially said.
 
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