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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Court rules that finger guns are illegal in Pennsylvania   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2019-08-29 12:49:52 PM  
It's a shame they're not appealing further.
Most likely a matter of money.
 
2019-08-29 12:57:09 PM  
Does someone have a shovel?  We're as low as we can go on this level.  We will need to tunnel down some, to fit anything stupider.
 
2019-08-29 12:57:22 PM  
What about fingerbangs?
 
2019-08-29 1:08:23 PM  
The neighbor told authorities he felt "extremely threatened."

Good god, what a pants-wetter
 
2019-08-29 1:20:49 PM  
Court rules that man ran out of money to give to his lawyers, is more like it.
 
2019-08-29 1:21:26 PM  

lindalouwho: It's a shame they're not appealing further.
Most likely a matter of money.


Beat me to it.
 
2019-08-29 1:21:37 PM  
Thank god
 
2019-08-29 1:22:40 PM  
Next time point a REAL gun at him, people will fall over each other screaming HE HAZ A SEKUND AMENDMINT RAAAGHT TA DO THAT YER HONOOORRRRRRRR!
 
2019-08-29 1:23:18 PM  
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2019-08-29 1:23:43 PM  
Modern kindergarten kids rule the world
 
2019-08-29 1:24:24 PM  
Finger guns are serious business:
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2019-08-29 1:25:15 PM  
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2019-08-29 1:26:38 PM  
... shall not be infingered?
 
2019-08-29 1:27:26 PM  
But hunned dolla bills are speech.  Got it.
 
2019-08-29 1:27:42 PM  
Fingerguns are now more regulated than actual guns.
 
2019-08-29 1:27:45 PM  
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I gotta give them this one. That does feel awfully threatening. Might be more so because Clint Eastwood though.
 
2019-08-29 1:28:11 PM  
Can't find the case so I suppose I'll wait for Lawful Masses to review this one.
 
2019-08-29 1:28:26 PM  

dionysusaur: What about fingerbangs?


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2019-08-29 1:28:27 PM  
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2019-08-29 1:29:11 PM  
Dang.  I had a finger gun when I was a kid.  Good thing I didn't live in Pennsylvania.
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2019-08-29 1:29:24 PM  

DarkVader: dionysusaur: What about fingerbangs?

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Came here looking for exactly that. I has a satisfy.
 
2019-08-29 1:30:17 PM  

lindalouwho: It's a shame they're not appealing further.
Most likely a matter of money.


You would think the NRA or the ACLU could help it go further, if they take away out right to finger pistols, then what else can take stop you from doing!
 
2019-08-29 1:30:34 PM  
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2019-08-29 1:31:15 PM  
Hmm, I wonder if this will attract the attention of someone at the ACLU now that it's made the news. This seems like the type of case that sets the kind of bad precedent that they'd want to have overturned.
 
2019-08-29 1:31:17 PM  
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Cactus Jack does not approve
 
2019-08-29 1:31:22 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Dang.  I had a finger gun when I was a kid.  Good thing I didn't live in Pennsylvania.
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Heh seems like obscenity laws should have banned that back then.
 
2019-08-29 1:32:57 PM  
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Careful, he's evaluating a magnetic field....
 
2019-08-29 1:33:29 PM  

dionysusaur: What about fingerbangs?


Finally. Something we can arrest Trump for doing. Treason, conflict of interest, racketeering, lying to Congress, nothing works. But this involves sex and will still get the attention of some Republicans, even if it doesn't concern worshippers of the Beast 666.
 
2019-08-29 1:34:09 PM  

dj_bigbird: The neighbor told authorities he felt "extremely threatened."

Good god, what a pants-wetter


Who knew Trump talked to his neighbors
 
2019-08-29 1:34:56 PM  

punkwrestler: lindalouwho: It's a shame they're not appealing further.
Most likely a matter of money.

You would think the NRA or the ACLU could help it go further, if they take away out right to finger pistols, then what else can take stop you from doing!


And a few years ago, a court here in PA ruled that police could not arrest people for disorderly conduct for giving a cop "the finger."
 
2019-08-29 1:35:28 PM  
Next up: Pennsyltucky court convicts man who made "wanking motion" of rape...
 
2019-08-29 1:35:31 PM  

robodog: Hmm, I wonder if this will attract the attention of someone at the ACLU now that it's made the news. This seems like the type of case that sets the kind of bad precedent that they'd want to have overturned.


It's early, it might.
 
2019-08-29 1:35:33 PM  

dj_bigbird: The neighbor told authorities he felt "extremely threatened."

Good god, what a pants-wetter


What's his FARK handle?
 
2019-08-29 1:35:45 PM  

Majin_Buu: DarkVader: dionysusaur: What about fingerbangs?

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Came here looking for exactly that. I has a satisfy.


It must be a three way...I am leaving satisfied by the fingerbang also!
 
2019-08-29 1:36:13 PM  
I got a gesture for you right here that you may have a hard time telling from a handgun.

Tragically, it is one frequently made by young men of colour.

Goodbyeeeeeeee, America! Goodbye freedom of speech, goodbye democracy.

You have 20 seconds to comply, Citizen.
 
2019-08-29 1:36:46 PM  
I just had one of those Barenstein Bears moments when I thought I remembered Buddy Christ doing a fingergun.

Nope, it's just a normal "you're cool" point.
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2019-08-29 1:38:55 PM  

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Now we know what he's wanted for
 
2019-08-29 1:39:28 PM  
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2019-08-29 1:39:42 PM  
Finger guns are dangerous, what if it went off?
Finger Guns... The deadly kind.
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2019-08-29 1:40:41 PM  
Super Mario RPG Finger Shot
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2019-08-29 1:44:15 PM  

punkwrestler: Finger guns are dangerous, what if it went off?
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You'll poke your eye out, kid.
 
2019-08-29 1:44:25 PM  
 
2019-08-29 1:45:10 PM  
👉 Oh my. With all these "finger guns" in this thread I feel so threatened. 👈

// jk
 
2019-08-29 1:45:48 PM  

dionysusaur: What about fingerbangs?


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2019-08-29 1:46:32 PM  
Are we talking about fingers that shoot bullets or guns that shoot fingers?

maddan: Does someone have a shovel?  We're as low as we can go on this level.  We will need to tunnel down some, to fit anything stupider.


We hit bedrock a while back and started blasting.
 
2019-08-29 1:46:37 PM  

lindalouwho: It's a shame they're not appealing further.
Most likely a matter of money.


Yup: USSC has already ruled that giving a cop the finger is protected speech, he's got a good case. It has to be the money. You get as much justice as you can afford in this country.
 
2019-08-29 1:46:45 PM  
And there is this documentary footage of what happens when you use your finger guns:
The Losers - Jensen
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2019-08-29 1:46:52 PM  
Pew pew!
 
2019-08-29 1:47:48 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Dang.  I had a finger gun when I was a kid.  Good thing I didn't live in Pennsylvania.
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2019-08-29 1:47:58 PM  

Dr Dreidel: punkwrestler: Finger guns are dangerous, what if it went off?
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You'll poke your eye out, kid.


It's all fun and games until someone is killed!
 
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