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(Daily Star)   This Halloween, complete your look with the HOO-HAW on your face Available now where Halloween makeup is sold   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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7752 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2019 at 1:50 PM (39 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2019-08-29 10:44:14 AM  
Soon to sold at Party City as "Sexy Scar"
 
2019-08-29 10:46:02 AM  
Seriously?  I've seen these things being sold for decades, in various sizes and shapes.  They're hardly anything new.
 
2019-08-29 1:51:17 PM  
Is that an axe wound?
 
2019-08-29 1:52:21 PM  
Certainly a treat.
 
2019-08-29 1:53:09 PM  
If it looks like that you might want to see a physician...
 
2019-08-29 1:53:12 PM  
Still G.O.A.T.

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2019-08-29 1:54:10 PM  

SouthParkCon: Still G.O.A.T.

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The new mascot for L7....
 
2019-08-29 1:54:23 PM  
Hoo Haw was my favorite show growing up.

When those people would pop up in that triangular field of scrub and tell jokes?  Fun times.

They tried a reboot a few years ago but the field was gone.
 
2019-08-29 1:55:34 PM  

cettin: Is that an axe wound?


Or a gash, if you will.
 
2019-08-29 1:57:18 PM  
Videodrome? Anyone?

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2019-08-29 1:57:56 PM  
Wouldn't be the first time I've had a hoo-ha on my face.
 
2019-08-29 1:59:02 PM  
Contrived and uninspired. - 1. Try harder. You're not guaranteed a next Halloween.
 
2019-08-29 1:59:03 PM  

Gorn Fishin': Videodrome? Anyone?

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2019-08-29 2:01:47 PM  
Looks more like some kind of injury from a hatchet
 
2019-08-29 2:05:24 PM  
Put some fake teeth and go as Vagina Dentata.
 
2019-08-29 2:06:24 PM  
And frog...
 
2019-08-29 2:07:09 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Hoo Haw was my favorite show growing up.

When those people would pop up in that triangular field of scrub and tell jokes?  Fun times.

They tried a reboot a few years ago but the field was gone.


"Gllooooom, despair,
And agony on me!
Deep dark depression,
Excessive misery!
If it warn't for bad luck,
I'd have no luck at all!
Gllooom, despair,
and agony on meeeee!"

/remember laughing at them singing that as a kid, yet now, shiate is dark as hell
 
2019-08-29 2:07:51 PM  
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2019-08-29 2:12:54 PM  
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(Hedorah's eyes were a deliberate design choice, because "vaginas are scary".)
 
2019-08-29 2:14:49 PM  
I guess it looks like that. If you're 12
 
2019-08-29 2:15:04 PM  
Hoo-ha is buh-gina.
 
2019-08-29 2:17:33 PM  
It certainly doesn't look like an actual wound.
 
2019-08-29 2:26:01 PM  
Grandma?
 
2019-08-29 2:26:14 PM  

cettin: Is that an axe wound?


Yes
 
2019-08-29 2:32:12 PM  
If that's what your vulva looks like see a doctor
 
2019-08-29 2:39:02 PM  
Somewhere, a guy who argues with his mom and breathes heavily into his headset at full ear-ringing volume during stealth missions on multiplayer FPS is pointing at his monitor and screaming, "IT'S A WOMAN PART! I TOTALLY SEEN ONE!"
 
2019-08-29 2:44:00 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Wouldn't be the first time I've had a hoo-ha on my face.


Seeing as how this is fark, I assume the only time you had a hoo-ha on your face is when you were born.
 
2019-08-29 2:45:15 PM  
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2019-08-29 2:46:36 PM  

Pilikia: Hoo-ha is buh-gina.


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2019-08-29 2:46:40 PM  

cettin: Is that an axe wound?


Tomahawk wound. The icing on the cake when you're dressing up as Slutty General Custer.
 
2019-08-29 2:46:42 PM  

Crewmannumber6: If that's what your vulva looks like see a doctor


I was gonna say, if people think that's what a vajayjay looks like, they really need to watch more porn.

(And if they think that's what a laceration looks like, they need to visit an ER.)
 
2019-08-29 2:49:25 PM  
Oh, man, I haven't been back in long time, and accidentally funnied my own post. Please disregard one of those votes.
 
2019-08-29 2:49:41 PM  
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2019-08-29 2:51:02 PM  
Piers Morgan still a bigger coont face.
 
2019-08-29 2:53:58 PM  

bughunter: Crewmannumber6: If that's what your vulva looks like see a doctor

I was gonna say, if people think that's what a vajayjay looks like, they really need to watch more porn.

(And if they think that's what a laceration looks like, they need to visit an ER.)


Or have contact with more vajayjays and put themselves in situations in which they might receive lacerations that require urgent care.  Any adult who hasn't experienced these two things at various points during his entire lifetime will probably experience both at the same time.
 
2019-08-29 2:56:07 PM  

Crewmannumber6: If that's what your vulva looks like see a doctor


And get rid of it.
 
2019-08-29 3:04:32 PM  
From the headline, I thought this was about Chick Tracts.
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2019-08-29 3:07:15 PM  
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They have customized choices.
 
2019-08-29 3:21:52 PM  

mrsleep: Eli WhiskeyDik: Wouldn't be the first time I've had a hoo-ha on my face.

Seeing as how this is fark, I assume the only time you had a hoo-ha on your face is when you were born.


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That got you a "funny"
 
2019-08-29 3:28:58 PM  
Gee, when I pointed out the resemblance at work, I got sent to HR.
 
2019-08-29 3:30:00 PM  
Uh.... I hope to hell i never encounter a vag that looks like that.

Those look like they're straight out of the STD section of some medical book.
 
2019-08-29 3:32:01 PM  
Oh my god! What if children see that?? 😱
 
2019-08-29 3:34:20 PM  

borg: Oh my god! What if children see that?? 😱


Truth be told, we've all been inside of a penis at one point.
 
2019-08-29 3:51:55 PM  

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2019-08-29 3:56:44 PM  
They look like that? Maybe if you are the girl from "contracted"
 
2019-08-29 3:56:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Gee, when I pointed out the resemblance at work, I got sent to HR.


Yeah, well, Karen wasn't interested in being the model for sharing your "discovery," so...
 
2019-08-29 4:12:34 PM  

Turnip_the_radio: Put some fake teeth and go as Vagina Dentata.


Great...now I have that Lion King song stuck in my head.
 
2019-08-29 4:16:59 PM  

Gorn Fishin': Videodrome? Anyone?

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Long live the new flesh!
 
2019-08-29 4:18:36 PM  

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Why am I thinking of the Mouth of Sauron?
 
2019-08-29 4:21:39 PM  
Becky has obviously been shooting up marijuana rocks.  Tell her it's dangerous.
 
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